New Year's Evil: An Old-Fashioned Showdown

[gonnawreckit]

Who: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Wreck-It Ralph - any residents of CH1 or really anyone could be spectating.
What: An old fashioned showdown.
When: December 31, during the day
Where: Community Building 1
Summary: Oswald and Ralph decided to put on a show for Luceti, the only way they know how: an old-fashioned showdown of good guy vs. bad guy
Rating: E For Everyone

The arrangements had all been made. It was time for Ralph to play the bad guy again. As much as it warmed his heart to be considered a hero, in the end his programming was that of a bad guy. So it was time to get himself back into practice; by scaling the Community Building to its roof and proclaiming his villainy for all those in attendance.

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The Battle

[gonnawreckit]

[And so, Ralph announced his villainy atop the building. There's a mic attached to his shirt to project his voice to those on the ground.]

That's it! I've had it up to here with this place! The, uh... the wallpaper used in this buildings? It leaves a lot to be desired! [Okay, maybe he procrastinated on his motivations until that morning.] I can't take it anymore! I'm... gonna wreck it!

[A set of brick walls had been set up along the top of the building, just to allow him some safe wreckage without messing with people's homes. And yes, with that, he begins efficiently breaking said walls down with his fists.]

[kingofwaste]

[Right on cue, Oswald hops out of some nearby bushes and strikes a pose. He's wearing a slightly alternate pair of pants that he thought would fit the mood of the setting better. Besides, he couldn't show up to an extravaganza like this in his usual duds!]

Not to fear, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is here! [He slams a fist against his chest, then turns his attention to the top of the building. But oops, guess what? Oswald forgot to wear his microphone.]

Oooy, you there! Stop that at once! Innocent people live in this building and it's not your place to wreck their home!

[gonnawreckit]

[Ralph breaks character to shout down.]

What? Rabbitears, I can't hear ya at all!

1/2

[kingofwaste]

I said- [He breaks off when he realizes he isn't wearing his microphone and glances around vaguely. Rats, where'd he leave that thing? ...Well, time to improvise.]

2/2

[kingofwaste]

[He pulls a simple megaphone out of the hammerspace of his pants and puts it to his mouth.]

I SAID IT'S NOT YOUR PLACE TO WRECK THEIR HOME!

1/2

[gonnawreckit]

Geez, lower that volume!

[gonnawreckit]

I mean - [In a more thunderous voice as he thrusts his chest out.] SAYS WHO?!

[kingofwaste]

["Lower the volume"...? Oh, well, fine. When he shouts back, it's not quite as loud as before.]

SAYS ME! OSWALD THE LUCKY RABBIT, DEFENDER OF LUCETI!

[gonnawreckit]

YEAH?! Try defendin' THIS!

[And he starts to lob some bricks down the building as he punches through the brick walls.]

[kingofwaste]

Whoah! [Oswald avoids the first three bricks by doing a strange hop, skip and a twirl. Sadly, the fourth one hits him right in the face and he falls onto his bottom, little stars twirling around his head.]

... Anyone get the license plate of that brick...?

Spectators

[gonnawreckit]

[Maybe there's a snack stand or something? Feel free to be a passerby or even someone who knows one of the two who's here to witness the battle.]

[sugarglitch]

[And here's Vanellope, occasionally whistling and hooting for the Bad Guy. But mostly she's just sitting on a branch of one of the closest trees, legs swinging under her. She gets kind of bored about halfway through and wanders(glitches) to and from the bakery/grocery every now and then to refill her little box of snacks.]

Aftermath

[gonnawreckit]

[Want to catch Ralph or Oswald for a word after their big battle?]

Aftermath; going to bother Ralph.

[heartisabattleground]

[Okay, So Sora just came across watching this fight and...he's not sure what to make of it. So he's just catching up to Ralph now.]

Uh hey, Ralph? What was that all about?

Aftermath; going to bother Ralph.

[gonnawreckit]

[Ralph blinks.]

Was it not clear? We tried to keep it as simple as we could.

Aftermath; going to bother Ralph.

[heartisabattleground]

Wait...was it a show or something?

Aftermath; going to bother Ralph.

[gonnawreckit]

Um, yeah, of course. A little... end of the year thing, y'know.

Aftermath; going to bother Ralph.

[heartisabattleground]

Oooooh, well you were really convincing!