wait, who the hell are you?!

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody. And I do mean everybody.
What: That fourth wall? Done shattered.
When: January 26th - January 27th.
Where: All over the enclosure.
Summary: There's all these weirdos without wings showing up. Confusion and hilarity ensue.
Rating: PG? PG-13? Probably all over the place.

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Maleficent | Sleeping Beauty

[selfinvited]

[How strange, this is certainly not a domain that she's familiar with. When you're known far and wide across an entire kingdom, to be taken to another please where that reputation no longer exists is... Not disappointing, interesting perhaps? No matter. With Phillip locked up in the dungeon back in her world perhaps she can afford a brief excursion around another world. After all, what could possibly happen back home now? True love prevailing? Hah.

Enjoy coming across a tall, green-skinned evil fairy with a long black and purple robe that trails along the ground as Maleficent tries to leave the village to head into the forest. On her way she'll be on the look out for both her staff and her ever loyal pet raven, Diablo. If you happen to come across said Raven then she would be incredibly grateful if you could tell her where you saw said bird.]

[lordofthesea]

[There you are! He doesn't know your name but he knows a fairy when he sees one.]

You better give me back my ship or you're gonna regret it.

[selfinvited]

[Well this is sudden.]

Ship? Why, I'm not quite sure what you must be talking about.

[Sorry Arlong, she's barely giving you the time of day, choosing to keep walking on rather than stopping to talk.]

[lordofthesea]

[He'll keep walking right after her]

Yeah yeah. Don't give me that bullshit or I'll twist those horns of yours [or is it hat?] into a knot

[selfinvited]

Oh dear! If I knew no better I would almost say that was a threat.

[Which is terribly amusing, but for the sake of appearances she feigns a gasp and turns around.]

While I would most certainly want to return you boat- [Ah.] Ship to you, there's not a thing I can do without my staff being in my possession. Perhaps if you were to recover it for me...

[quicktoanger]

I felt the faint crackle as the tall woman passed me. This was beyond a powerful practitioner. That was a fairy, if ever I'd seen one.

In fact, something seemed familiar about...

... oh come on.

"Maleficent? Seriously?"

[selfinvited]

That's far from the tone she was expecting from someone who recognises her, usually she's greeted with gasps and perhaps the odd shriek. Nevertheless, she stops mid-step so she can address Harry.

"Are you perhaps familiar with me, boy?"

[quicktoanger]

"Yeah, I'm just wondering when Snow White or the Wicked Stepmother are going to come in."

[selfinvited]

"I see. Then I would not want to keep you from your wondering."

And with that she carries on walking. It was a waste of time stopping to converse with a mortal, one who seems to spout utter nonsense at that.

[heartisabattleground]

[Oh no, not her! Sora is just on a walk when he see's the mistress of all evil is walking about.]

Didn't think I'd see you here, Maleficent!

[selfinvited]

[Were it not for the many people wandering around with wings she would be convinced she had somehow ended up in another part of the kingdom, given all the people who seem to recognise her... And what's more seem to come up to her and talk.]

How awkward, did I perhaps show up as an unexpected guest? I would hate to overstay my welcome, so I shall be on my way.

[Sorry Sora, you're getting the cold shoulder of all evil. She really has far better things to be doing than addressing every mortal that comes up to her to say her name.]

[heartisabattleground]

[Well, he is one of the residents with wings here.]

You sure did! How'd you get here!? HEY, WAIT I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!

[The mistress of all Evil is obviously being fabulous

[selfinvited]

Why, the same as everybody else.

[Her arm and flowing robes extend out to the crowds, referencing everyone else who seemingly showed up in the village today.

However she's not one for taking orders from some boy, wings or not, and as such carries on walking. She would have to remember Sora's face for when she has found her staff.]

[mountain_sage]

[While out in the forest, Maleficent may come across a young sage with a long green cape, carrying a large brown sack. He's also carrying a staff, but clearly different from hers. The staff Saleh carries has a thicker rod, golden in color, with a blue orb.]

[He pauses in his own walk as he spots the evil fairy. The green skin and black and purple robes are unsettling enough, but it's her eyes that catch his attention the most. However, not one to judge by appearance alone, Saleh sets his wariness aside.]

Hmm...you are another of the many new arrivals in this world.

[selfinvited]

So it would seem.

[Were it not for the staff Saleh was holding then she would have continued on her way without stopping. She's already had the pleasure of running into enough people who she had no interest in conversing with today, so another practitioner of magic is a near welcome change.]

Tell me, what sort of spell are you intending to work out here?

[mountain_sage]

Hmm...? Right now, I've no need to work any spells. I just needed to get away from the crowd for a while.

[He holds off on mentioning Excalibur for the moment.]

And you? Are you a dark mage?

[He remembers how the dark magic users wore dark garb, and that it doesn't necessarily mean they're evil.]

[fierybluebird]

[Would it be this raven Marco is just chilling out talking to? He likes birds okay.]

[Upon seeing Maleficent though, he whistles a little to the raven, then nods his head as though processing something, and deeply bows.]

My apologies Mistress, it seems I kept Diablo longer than necessary. [Well, no one ever said Marco wasn't weird.]

[selfinvited]

[Mistress? Oh, and a bow too. At last, someone who addresses her correctly without barging into her and shouting her name.]

Not at all, I hope my pet has been no bother to you.

[She beckons to the raven, allowing her faithful pet to perch on her hand while she runs her free fingers through the birds feathers.]

[fierybluebird]

[Grins!] No way. He was a delight. Ravens are always pretty clever, eh?

[Bows his head again.] I'm Marco. Pleased to meet you, he spoke very highly of you.

[gleamed]

[Based on appearances alone, this lady is absolutely one hundred percent friend material, right?

So here comes Rapunzel, with a goodie bag in hand.]

Oh, hello! Would you like some cookies?

[selfinvited]

[... The Mistress of all Evil is being offered cookies. This is certainly a low day for the forces of evil.

Sadly, with no staff and Diablo nowhere in sight there's little else Maleficent can do but put on the same, ever-courteous voice she has with all the other imbeciles that have bothered her today.]

No, my dear. 'Cookies' are not something that I am particularly fond of.

[The day she accepts a gift like this from a mortal would be a dark day, a very day day indeed. But even so, before Maleficient can carry on, she can't help but notice Rapunzel's hair. The colour is more than familiar to her and is probably the single reason why she sticks around and doesn't give Rapunzel the cold shoulder.]

[gleamed]

[....Oh.

Huh. Well. She can't say she's ever really had someone turn down her sweets before, but there's a first time for everything! And everyone had something they didn't like...

She remains determined to be WELCOMING and HELPFUL.]

Ooooookay! Well...welcome to Luceti, then! Do you need any help?

[tailasoldastime]

[He's seen no raven, but that woman is definitely... not normal somehow. And it gives him an unsettled feeling that she might head into the forest.

So he follows... not boldly, like he might have with others, but with some stealth, knowing that strangers like this are serious business.]

[selfinvited]

[While Diablo might not be with her, at least by this point where she vanishes into the trees her staff is in her possession once again. Why, it was almost insulting to know it was coupled in amongst other basic, mortal weaponry where anyone could have come across and touched it.

She moves slowly and carefully, in no particular rush to get anywhere now that she's moving away from the village. Perhaps now would be the time to find a new base of operations, especially as she has no intention of staying in the village.

Maleficent shows no signs that she knows Beast is following her, though there is a moment where she stops, listens, and resumes walking again. If she's worked out that she is being tracked by something then she isn't doing anything about it. Yet.]

[tailasoldastime]

[He creeps behind the foliage, making sure to make as little noise as possible, freezing in place when he sees her stop. He eyes that staff of hers in particular, as it reminds him a bit of his mirror from home - that is to say, magical.

So he follows once she continues, his steps almost silent on the pads of his feet. He may be chancing something like he did before, but he doesn't trust this woman - she doesn't look like an Enchantress to him.]