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EVENT LOG: ON TODAY'S EPISODE...

Who: Everyone and everyone's evil twin.
What: Drama! Romance! Gripping soliloquies! Otherwise known as our SOAP OPERA EVENT.
When: April 26th - April 30th
Where: All 'round town and coming to a TV guide near you.
Summary: For more information, see this post.
Rating: Keep it PGish! Take anything too raunchy to your appointments posts, darlings.

Log for any and all events around town during the event. But also feel free to do your own posts as well! And yes, this will be the only mass log for the whole weekend.

HAVE FUN.

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[Rock Lee spends some time losing his breakfast in the sink of the community kitchen. And somehow he thinks of one particular possibility. It has to be true.

He's pregnant.

So he spends the duration of the event doing what he can about it. He goes around, checking with nearly everyone of every gender whom he remembers or does not remember having any level of contact with. After all, they could be the father, even if they're a girl.

Otherwise, he goes around the village, preparing. Trying to find ways to make his baby powerful, reading books, or trying out names by shouting them off of rooftops. He will also check around the clinic for baby consultation and try to find lamaze classes that he will take with or without any of his potential partners.

Lee does not show the pregnancy at all until the last day, when he is quite bloated. He proceeds to get stuck in the elevator of CH1 and will then begin to give birth. Pity whichever soul(s) is stuck with him in that elevator ride...]

[Vash dressed all out in a dark cowboy outfit. His long hair pulled back into a pony tail. He may just bump pass Rock Lee in his "delicate" state to rip down a poster he saw on the door to the library. There's a picture of his face on that poster as he rips it down the middle.

Yell at him for being insensitive to the precious cargo in your stomach? Ask about that poster? Either way when he turns around it may not exactly be Vash who turns around. For now he's too busy crumbling up that paper to even notice he had shoved Lee out of his way.]

[This bump is sure not to go down in any minor way. Rather, Lee falls to the ground dramatically and clutches at his stomach]

Ack! My unborn child! I can only hope he or she can learn from this pain. How could you... do such a thing? Your poster is so cool-looking, sir!

EH!? You're what!?

You're a woman?!

[Loki is still observing the villagers, trying to understand the full extent of the shift. Whatever it is, it's absolutely hilarious.

Oh, but he's glad he's not actually affected by this mess. Beyond the embarrassment factor, he'd miss out on watching it.

As he moves around the village, he runs across a young man he's seen before but never spoken with. He gives him a curious nod.]

[What a friendly looking stranger. Lee raises a hand to wave to him, but then he winces in pain and grabs at his stomach.]

Agh! Are these the fabled contractions?!

[Stare.

Oh, why not.

Loki nods, expression grave.]

I've seen it before.

Ignoring certain relevant facts of biology, you don't recall having sex with anyone in the village?

[~~Godfrey Gao~~ Trafalgar Law is sighing. Loudly. Do not be fooled by the sexier appearance; aside from his looks, Law is completely unaffected.

Not that it matters, because everyone else is making his life a dramatic soap opera. But that's okay. He's One Piece. HE CAN ROLL WITH THE CRAZY. (As long as it isn't, you know, trying to jump his bones.)

And worse, he can have fun with it.]

Have you ever considered the possibility of immaculate conception?

Edited 2013-04-29 05:06 (UTC)

[The doctors in this town are so helpful. Yet it's so easy to get lost in their eyes.

But Lee nods along with his opinion, once it reaches his brain, and spends a moment thinking it over.]

Ah... No, I have not considered that. I must admit that I have only thought of possibilities of a much more... maculate nature.

Well, it's that certain time of the month when these sorts of thing happen. Poof, pregnant, all thanks to the Malnosso, no bump and grind required.

Though by the laws of other worlds, that sort of thing when it happens there heralds something special. A savior, or so I'm told. If it's not an Malnosso induced pregnancy, then it's an act of divine power and you're carrying the hope of the ninja world.

[Don't get lost in Law's eyes, Lee. Itachi'll get jealous.]

But, you're thinking it's sex. Okay. Before I go any farther, I have to ask. Have you had a sex change operation that you aren't telling me about? Because, men? Don't get pregnant normally.

Unless you're a male seahorse Fishman, but that's a little different.

Edited 2013-04-29 05:39 (UTC)

[There's just... something about the maternal way Rock Lee screams from the rooftops, prompting the blunette to climb up the fire escape to find him.]

Lee-kun! [Hinata makes his way over to the shouting ninja, pointing at him with distinction.] Ryohei is an exceptionally masculine name. I approve!

[The past few days had been weird. Kankuro had taken to leaving via his window just to avoid any other of the leaf nin who may have been affected by this weirdness. Generally he came back the same way.

However, having been busy training he had extended too much chakra to climb the wall safely. Resigned, Kankuro headed to the elevator.

Of course the minute he saw Lee in said elevator he wondered if he would rather take the stairs. The other ninja was... fat was not the right word at all. Perhaps bloated worked but...

Oh screw it. Kankuro enetered the elevator with a small sigh.]

Hey Lee.

[He catches the gold and red beads that result from his speaking and tuck the away on instinct now.

Somehow Kankuro had managed not to be cornered by Lee during the whole event and as such was unaware of why the other ninja was so... large.]

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[Last Day] Time for Kankuro to regret his existence!