EVENT LOG: ON TODAY'S EPISODE...

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone and everyone's evil twin.
What: Drama! Romance! Gripping soliloquies! Otherwise known as our SOAP OPERA EVENT.
When: April 26th - April 30th
Where: All 'round town and coming to a TV guide near you.
Summary: For more information, see this post.
Rating: Keep it PGish! Take anything too raunchy to your appointments posts, darlings.

Log for any and all events around town during the event. But also feel free to do your own posts as well! And yes, this will be the only mass log for the whole weekend.

HAVE FUN.

Comments

[Day 1]

[cryptically]

Ignoring certain relevant facts of biology, you don't recall having sex with anyone in the village?

[Godfrey Gao Trafalgar Law is sighing. Loudly. Do not be fooled by the sexier appearance; aside from his looks, Law is completely unaffected.

Not that it matters, because everyone else is making his life a dramatic soap opera. But that's okay. He's One Piece. HE CAN ROLL WITH THE CRAZY. (As long as it isn't, you know, trying to jump his bones.)

And worse, he can have fun with it.]

Have you ever considered the possibility of immaculate conception?

[Day 1]

[niceguypose]

[The doctors in this town are so helpful. Yet it's so easy to get lost in their eyes.

But Lee nods along with his opinion, once it reaches his brain, and spends a moment thinking it over.]

Ah... No, I have not considered that. I must admit that I have only thought of possibilities of a much more... maculate nature.

[Day 1]

[cryptically]

Well, it's that certain time of the month when these sorts of thing happen. Poof, pregnant, all thanks to the Malnosso, no bump and grind required.

Though by the laws of other worlds, that sort of thing when it happens there heralds something special. A savior, or so I'm told. If it's not an Malnosso induced pregnancy, then it's an act of divine power and you're carrying the hope of the ninja world.

[Don't get lost in Law's eyes, Lee. Itachi'll get jealous.]

But, you're thinking it's sex. Okay. Before I go any farther, I have to ask. Have you had a sex change operation that you aren't telling me about? Because, men? Don't get pregnant normally.

Unless you're a male seahorse Fishman, but that's a little different.