lucetilogs | Who knew babysitting was so infuriating...

Who: Vegeta, Bulla, and Trunks
What: He wakes up to find his kids have now been returned to their child selves.
When: The morning of September 21st.
Where: House 29
Summary: One princely parent has his patience tried with a five year old and an eight year old. Both of which will terrorize him until this experiment ends.
Rating: L for LOL.

Thankfully for Vegeta, he wakes up feeling exactly the same as always, grouchy but mentally preparing for another day of rigorous training. He debates going to get Trunks to come with him for the day, but he wants his own alone time first to wake up. Rolling out of bed, he starts to head to the bathroom to do those morning essentials before heading into the kitchen to make himself some breakfast. Can't train on an empty stomach, you know.

He's got his back turned to the doorway, concentrating on making pancakes without burning them like he has so many times in the past. Bulma's not around to do the cooking anymore, so he's had to do a little learning himself for a change- maybe he'll give a shot at eggs today too, even though that's usually a disaster upon itself.

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Cue a big heavy sigh from their father. He is praying this shit ends soon, because the two of them in this state will surely be the end of his sanity.

"Alright you two, now go play and leave me be. I'll call you when breakfast is done." At this rate though, maybe it's better just to take them to Seventh Heaven instead...

Trunks takes Bulla outside the house and they prepare to play the game, however Trunks has another idea. Maybe, he thinks, he can dupe her into doing things like he used to with Goten. Sure she was a girl, but she seemed easy enough to be pulled into pranks and hi-jinks with.

"Say Bulla, do you want to play a better game than hide and seek? One that's way more fun?"

Bulla hopes it's not something like playing with toy cars or pretending to be dinosaurs, but she's trying to get along with her big (but not as big as before) brother. If it's a game like that, then he's totally getting roped into playing house and having a tea party when it's her turn. Maybe the game will be fun, though. He is older and more knowledgeable.

"Okay. What's the game?"

He hears the two of them finally go outside. Thank goodness. He's just going to concentrate on not burning the damn-

"Argh! Not again!"

-pancakes.

Trunks grins from ear to ear before crossing his arms and looking around to make sure their dad doesn't hear then continues.

"It's called Surprise. We go around and surprise people with things like gifts or other stuff. Sounds fun, right?"

Yeah, he's totally got her duped on this. What a genius you are, Trunks.

"Oh! Like toys and cookies and things like that?"

Yup, she's not suspecting a single thing. Way to dupe your five year old sister, Trunks. Good job. She's thinking it'll be something like sneaking up and dropping a cookie in someone's lap, then running away before anyone sees who did it. Something perfectly harmless. Little does she know.

"Yeah, that sounds fun. Who do we surprise first?"

It's a good thing he can't hear them. He knows his son and if he had heard any of it Trunks would be a dead boy. But unaware Vegeta is unaware. Cooking does take time, after all.

"No no, I've got better ideas than that. Just come with me and we'll find some really nice gifts. Trust me."

Trunks feels so sneaky and devious right now, but so proud at the same time. Oh man the fun he's about to have with this, he can't wait at all. This place won't know what hit it with the plans Trunks has.

"I don't know, let's just find someone nice and see if we can't surprise them."

"Like a whole cake? Or a pony?"

Bulla's wondering what kind of gifts they might give now. She trusts Trunks' judgment, although they'll have to see where they can find gifts to give in the first place. She follows after him, utterly clueless that his intent is anything but benign. At worst, maybe they'll startle someone, but who could stay mad when presented with a cake?

"Even better than that stuff! Come on, let's go."

He grabs his sister's hand and starts dragging her off to find some nice "gifts" they can find around since this was going to be great. Or at least that's what he thinks anyway.

He still doesn't notice they'd gone. But he will in about twenty minutes or so when he's done 'cooking'. which he is still making feeble attempts at.

Whoops, he burnt another one. This is so annoying, how does the woman do it?

Who knew babysitting was so infuriating...

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