Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

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[Day 6]

[mischiefbreeder]

Then you'll like it even better when it comes back up to greet ya!

[mischiefbreeder]

[He's... definitely flatter. Flat as a pancake, really, and looking none too amused about it.]

Can you, like... shake me out? [Like a shirt or something like that.]

[luckynumberthree]

"Nope, that'd be lies and slander," he quipped as he escorted her towards the boat. "I am not at all good."

[tryit]

She takes her seat. Her lips quirk to the side for a moment in a pleased little grin. There's something to be said about those non-goody-two-shoes.

"Then what are you?"

[ravelt]

I can't waste time for manners in an eating contest. [Yeah, that's right, it's on.]

[luckynumberthree]

"Shouldn't you have found that out before you agreed to hop in the love boat with me?" he smirks as he hops down to sit beside her, stretching his arm out along the seat behind her.

[tryit]

Kate shrugs, leaning back in the seat.

"I'm a superhero back home. It means I like to live dangerously."

29th

[frost_jewel]

Who was it that told you that you aren't very smart?

[She remembers, and she still doesn't believe it.]

[misterbrief]

...Eating contest? You think you can out eat a Saiyan? Are you out of your mind? [Oh ok, yep, it's on, bring it.]

[ravelt]

I dunno what that is, but I'm not gonna give up so easily!

[luckynumberthree]

"Oh yeah?" He looks fascinated by this, because he's heard there are superheroes here, but he's not sure he's met them, or seen them from anything more than a distance. Not that he'd been purposefully asking - superheroes seemed more Sam's deal than anything. Unless someone walked up to him in a Batman costume, he'd be none the wiser.

"What can you do? Fly the earth backwards in time? Shoot lightning out of your eyes? WAIT, do you have Xray vision? Should I be scandalized?"

[misterbrief]

That's me, you idiot! There isn't an all-you-can-eat buffet I haven't been kicked out of yet, and I'm about to show you why.

[Goku-levels of speed and consumption are a go, Houston. He'll start with that plate of sushi and dump the whole thing in his mouth in one gulp.]

[ravelt]

[Well that doesn't tell him what a saiyan's supposed to be still! But that is some impressive speed-eating! Haru's gonna have to really try to keep up!

He has a plate with a couple slices of pizza. He's going to roll those up and just shove them into his mouth like burritos now.]

Re: [All the Days]

[voiceinthedark]

I can't believe I let you talk me into this.

[The Tunnel of Love thing. It sounded stupid. It probably was stupid. And he'd been standing in the queue for ages now to go on what was probably the most boring ride in the whole place.]

[misterbrief]

[What's this? If he thinks that'll be enough to keep up, he's got another thing coming!

See that plate that was full of turkey? Not anymore you don't, because he just ate all 12 or so pieces in two bites each. Then he makes sure to peer at Haru. What else you got, boy?]

Re: [All the Days]

[luckynumberthree]

I can't believe you're surprised. [Simon's snickering and they're almost to the front of the line now. He's been on it once before and that had been... interesting, to say the least. He nudges his shoulder against Sam's.] I can talk you into most things.

[ravelt]

[Plate of spaghetti! Haru twirls it up into a large ball on his fork, and then proceeds to suck it right into his facehole.]

[misterbrief]

[He starts now with his huge soup bowl, and holds it up and drinks it and swallows all the noodles inside with it, not even bothering to chew.]

[rashness]

See, that's the spirit! We should do it together, and see who does better at it!

[With a thumbs up even. He would go to pat her on the back but that might be sort of rude]

[ravelt]

[Mother

fucking

steak

Yeah that's right, Haru picks up a big honkin' T-bone, deposits it into his mouth, and then after some chewing, spits out the cleaned off bone. A trick like that takes PRACTICE, yo. And also not swallowing bones.]

[misterbrief]

[No way, what the FUCK

He has to go up to the buffet, and come back with an entire chicken, sets it down right in front of Haru, and digs into it, eating the meat off of it clean as fast as he can.

Too many bones to do that trick, but he'll make this chicken look like it's right out of a western movie where they find picked clean bones in the desert.]

[rashness]

Couldn't you tell that just by looking at it?

[Goosh, it looks like it's loopy just looking at it]

[rashness]

[ WHAT WHAT WHAT rude. So rude. So rood in fact he tries to toss it up in the air so that it doesn't blow either of them up! ...But he does blow up before then, sending Rin flying backwards. And generally just making a big boom (there's even a sound effect) ]

[weathervain]

For hiding it from me? Because you should be. [Sniff.] You already told me you were a mutant. I guess this and the teleporting go hand in hand, huh?

[lostinmyway]

[Grune lets herself be dragged, pondering the question along the way.]

Hmm.... Do you think I can?