I don't care that you are currently in a woman's body, that doesn't mean that makes this any less disgusting! How in the galaxy do you even intend on making this fun?! I've got a wife, you know, and kissing anyone but her is repulsive and completely unacceptable! I've had to wash my mouth out too many times to count since this ridiculous mistletoe business started! It's humiliating!

[Can you tell he's really hated this?]