Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

[maximoff_girl]

Who: Wanda Maxiomff, Kate Bishop, + Anyone who wants to show up
What: Club HQ's grand opening
When: January 31st
Where: HQ (Across the road from house 14)
Summary: Kate and Wanda finally unveil their Nightclub.
Rating: PG to PG-13.


[After a lot of preparation, opening night for Luceti's newest club is finally here. The music is loud and insistent, the kind where you have to shout a bit to be heard above the noise. Flashing, moving lights above reveal the purple decor, mostly devoid of chairs, and plenty of room to dance. A well stocked bar should be able to provide liquid courage to anyone too nervous to shake there groove-thang sober, while a patio out back affords a space for anyone wanting to have more intimate (or just quieter) interactions. There's also a coat room, for anyone looking for a warmer spot for intimate interactions.

The doors open at seven, and will stay open until two am-- plenty of time to drink, dance, talk and generally have a good time. When the DJs aren't spinning, a house mix is put on, so there's never a quiet moment.]

Comments

[wildbluevagner]

Wait a second.

[He sounds very 'drunken realization-y.]

That means you're related to Magneto, too?!

[selfhelp]

Well... obviously, yeah. Being related to Wanda means I don't have a choice there.

[wildbluevagner]

Whoa. [He looks mindblown.]

So, does he... like, you know... grandpa things for you?

[selfhelp]

Actually? I've never met him. Not yet, anyway. Tommy says that we eventually go on some world tour with him to try and find our mom, but that hasn't happened for me yet.

[wildbluevagner]

Really? That's - that's gotta be fun. [He squints.] I think?

[selfhelp]

He hasn't told me yet. I'm assuming that, as per the Young Avengers norm, it's hit and miss.

[wildbluevagner]

I don't think we have the best track record either.

[And then abruptly.]

So I'm definitely not your dad.

[selfhelp]

You are definitely not my dad.

[He should probably be grateful for that- apparently blue runs strong in the family.

Granted, a robot and the lord of Hell aren't exactly grand alternatives.]

[wildbluevagner]

Okay, okay. [He sighs.]

So then, who else...?

[Who else could have a thing for Wanda? Suddenly, his eyes widen in realization.]

[selfhelp]

Oh god, don't ask me that. I haven't even told her.

[Wait, why does he look so surprised now...? Uh-oh.]

[wildbluevagner]

Hey, don't worry. I think I just figured it out on my own... but your secret's safe with me!

It is really weird... but hey, I think I can see the resemblance! He must have really grown up a lot to be real dad material. Not that there's anything wrong with your dad being the Toad!

[selfhelp]

[kjdshfkjdsf WHAT]

Wh- Toad!? What makes you think my dad is Toad!?

[Kurt must be super drunk, good god.]

[wildbluevagner]

When I look back, the clues were there all along... He definitely had a thing for her. And one time, when we saved her from Magneto? They totally kissed. [He frets as he tries to remember it.] ...I mean, it didn't seem like she liked it, but still! They do live together. [With the rest of the Brotherhood...]

[selfhelp]

[A million facepalms couldn't save him from this embarrassment. Just the thought of his dad being Toad, is... ugh. No thanks.]

I'm sure we're both gonna be relieved by this, but you're wrong again. Toad's not my dad.