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★ ᴀsʜ ᴋᴇᴛᴄʜᴜᴍ ([personal profile] friendshipfirst) wrote in [community profile] lucetilogs2014-08-18 04:22 am

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Who: Ash, Cilan, and Mew
What: What's that? Oh, it's a cat!
When: idk August 18th why not
Where: House 11
Summary: Ash has an idea. Mew plays along. Cilan does not.
Rating: PG



[ So lately things have been pretty normal. Well, as normal as you would get around in Luceti. People arriving in Luceti, doing other things in Luceti. You know, that kind of thing.

Ash? He's been hanging around, training a bit, playing video games, and so on and so forth.

But today he's decided to do something a little different. First was finding Mew. Once that was accomplished it was asking Mew a favor of the following:

- Turn into this purple cat Pokemon called Purrloin.
- Go into Cilan's room
- If Cilan is in his room: to go next step. If Cilan is not in his room: wait until he walks into his room.
- See reaction
- ???
- Profit

Of course, Ash isn't a complete jerk. He has his good intentions for doing this. The question is will Cilan consider these good intentions. We'll find out in due time, right?

Well, let us begin! ]
cilantro: (aww but I wanted a pony...)

runs away and never comes back

[personal profile] cilantro 2014-09-02 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Ash, not only was that not helping to get rid of the purrloin, now it was just making things more awkward.]

Ash, that's not what I was asking for help with... [Seriously how did "I don't want it in my room, help me get rid of it" translate as "We don't know how to be friends with it, please help us oh master of friendship."

(Why Cilan expected anything different is a mystery.)]
ballofpinklight: ([smile; man you're cool])

the purrloins are marching 1 by 1, hurra-hurra~

[personal profile] ballofpinklight 2014-09-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a 'purrloin!' at the same time with that 'pika!'. It even takes a couple steps towards Cilan to see. It's coming closer, and closer, and closer... how close can it get?]
cilantro: (but why is it touching me...)

if by johto you mean "a place with no purrloins" then yes he is definitely going there

[personal profile] cilantro 2014-09-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's sweet of you to want to be friends with it Ash, but...

[--Cilan backs up further away again when the Purrloin starts walking towards him again, like an automatic reaction. (But eventually Cilan's gonna end up hitting a wall, right? Not that he's noticed yet...)]

...but I'm sorry, I don't think I can be friends with it. I don't trust those kind of Pokemon at all.
ballofpinklight: ([...; it's tall])

you humans.....

[personal profile] ballofpinklight 2014-09-05 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, what Ash said! The Purrloin even stops it's track to see the wild Cilan trying to run away. Can't you see the concern in it's eyes?]
cilantro: (trust me you don't want to know)

[personal profile] cilantro 2014-09-07 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cilan sighs, sounding a little exasperated.]

Haven't I said before that I didn't like talking about this taste? [This is accompanied by him holding a hand up, the other still holding the book.] If you want to be friends with them, then do as you please. I, on the other hand, don't think that we would have a compatible bond with it.

[But Cilan, how do you know that if you don't at least try? It's not like you have much of a choice otherwise, since they're in the room and don't seem to have any intention of leaving soon.]
ballofpinklight: ([stalking; dude...])

[personal profile] ballofpinklight 2014-09-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow Cilan, you remind Mew of this butt-pokemon it had to Psywave. (Get three guesses who)

Ash asks what it wants to do? Simple. Purrloin crouches down swagging that tail. Oh yeah, it's up to something.

The best way to get along with any pokemon, or human, is something it's pretty good at, playing. So guess what Cilan?

You got one Purrloin springing from that spot heading towards your shoulder. Time to feel the joy of love and fun!]
cilantro: (but why is it touching me...)

1/2

[personal profile] cilantro 2014-09-09 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[...If by "feel the joy and fun" you mean "let's make it so that the hills are alive with the sound of screaming", then sure, it is definitely time for that.]

You mean "can't judge a book by it's cover", and even so, it doesn't matter whether it was just one Purrloin or not, they're all sneaky and like to trick people as soon as their guard is...down...
Edited 2014-09-09 23:12 (UTC)
cilantro: (that skirt does not go with that top)

[personal profile] cilantro 2014-09-09 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
['Cause only now did he just notice what Purrloin is doing, crouched down and tail swinging as he gestures to it.]

S--see! It's clearly up to something that has to be no good--[Which is then cut off with what can only be a scream of terror when the Purrloin suddenly leaps at him. It seems he's forgotten about that book he had in his other hand that he was supposed to be using as a shield, 'cause instead he ends up toppling backwards and onto the floor. Oops.]
ballofpinklight: ([barrier; dashing escape])

[personal profile] ballofpinklight 2014-09-14 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Ouch? There's Purrloin holding it's ears down. Hopefully after Cilan's scream dies down, the Purrloin picks itself up from... on top of Cilan. If he's about to scream again, it's going to dash far and out the room. That scream hurts man!]
cilantro: (remind me again why we're friends)

[personal profile] cilantro 2014-09-14 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Thankfully, Cilan's not screaming again...yet, anyway.

But for now, he blinks and massages the back of his head from where he's down on the ground--thankfully, it wasn't a hard fall, so he's alright. But then he freezes when he realizes that the Purrloin is sitting there, right on top of him.

...Oh, it is tempting to start screaming, but now he seems to be actually trying not to--after all, what if it starts scratching his face or something if he does? Can't have that...but he's too nervous to try to put his hands near it in order to push it off of him either, so he's just staring at it, shivering a little in fear.

This is like the most awkward staring contest in existence.]
ballofpinklight: ([hat; ...i'm keeping it])

[personal profile] ballofpinklight 2014-09-17 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Most awkward staring contest indeed. What's even worst is Purrloin is close to his face staring. Then...

Lick.

It licks Cilan's nose. See? Playing.]
cilantro: (you tried...)

cilan is so dumb I'm sorry

[personal profile] cilantro 2014-09-17 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's Super Effective! CILAN fainted!



...And yes, I did mean that literally, 'cause Cilan freezes up, teeth kind of gritting to keep from shrieking when the cat licks him and just OH GOD IT'S TASTING OUR FLESH before he just kind of collapses, like all the energy out of him is gone. If this was a cartoon there would probably be spirals for eyes like how some fainted Pokemon look.

...Maybe someone should wake him up otherwise he might just lay there comatose for a few more minutes.]