Iiiiit's Monday, and that means it's time for class!

[lucetimods]

Who: All the fine students of Luceti U!
What: IT'S TIME FOR COLLEGE, YO.
When: September 8 - 12th.
Where: All over "campus".
Summary: It's the first week of class for all you wonderful students, both new and old! Enjoy catching up with friends, trying to find your classes, engaging in all aspects of college life, and... let's not forget about the upcoming game.
Rating: PG-13 at best, guys. I know this is supposed to be college but if you're going to engage in the more... racy aspects of college life, take it off-comm!
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This is the general catch-all log for the event. You know the drill by now. There's a separate log going up that will be used for Featherbook. Please feel free to use the two logs in tandem with one another. In fact, we encourage it!

Comments

[cuteisawayoflife]

T-that...you're gonna feed a cute little bunny to-

[WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT THAT'S SO AWFUL why do lizards and snakes have to eat cute bunnies?! Cue Quinn sniffling and making sad wobbly eyes.]

[innerdragon]

[Lance heaves a sigh.]

You want to tell Bob that he has to go hungry?

[cuteisawayoflife]

Can't he eat other things?! Like plants or strawberries or...or un-cute animals that are already dead?

[Okay, she knows this is the natural order of things but it's still sad and awful!]

[innerdragon]

Nope. But don't worry, I'll make sure it doesn't feel a thing.

[Cause he'll kill it first.]

So you might want to leave.

[Unless she really wants to see the bunny die.]

[cuteisawayoflife]

But... [pouts, something tells her she won't be able to talk him out of this!] Fine, tell me when the killing's over and it's safe to come back. [she leaves, crossing her arms over her chest. Meanie!]

[innerdragon]

[Lance sighs.]

All right.

[When she's gone, he does the deed, and then feeds the rabbit to the dragon. This takes a few minutes, but eventually she'll hear him calling her.]

Its safe to come back in, now!

[cuteisawayoflife]

Good. [She walks back in, trying not to think about the poor bunny that was there before and isn't now]

Sorry about that. I think that's why I didn't take this class...I know lizards eat cute animals, but it still makes me sad! Cause they can eat grass and veggies and flowers, right?

[innerdragon]

Some lizards do, but some don't. Kimodo dragons eat a lot of meat, I'm afraid.

[cuteisawayoflife]

Do they like beef, or turkey? I can bring him some things from the cafeteria next time! Just for a treat. [Even if he did just eat a poor little bunny, the dragon's kinda cute...in a scaly way.]

[innerdragon]

He's on a strict diet. And he can only eat uncooked, whole animals.

[cuteisawayoflife]

Ohhh. I've got a lot to learn about lizards, I guess! [Does she want to, if they eat poor little cute animals?]

[innerdragon]

Well if there's anything you want to know, I'd be happy to answer some questions.

[cuteisawayoflife]

Thanks.

So how big do those dragons get, anyway? That one's huge!

[innerdragon]

Up to 10 feet long. They're the largest lizard in the world.

[Bob is watching them through the glass again. He flicks his tongue.]

[cuteisawayoflife]

Wow! So like, this one's gonna grow to the size of an elephant someday? [She notices the tongue-flicking and tries not to shiver, creepy as it is...]

[innerdragon]

... Not quite that big. Actually, Bob is almost full grown.

[And he's a pretty darn big lizard.]

[cuteisawayoflife]

Really? Well, like I said I don't know much about lizards! [This one's strangely growing on her a little...he's sorta ugly-cute, actually.]