Miracle on Luceti Street.

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody! (Mostly.)
What: IT'S CHRISTMAS OR SOMETHING.
When: The 19th through the 25th. Feel free to backdate and forwarddate and everydate as you please.
Where: All over the village!
Summary: It's a wintertime jamboree. Go ice skating. Hand out gifts to those you love. (Or want to prank, as the case may be.) Deal with meddling, creepy elves. Kiss a lot of people. It'll be good. Except for the parts where it'll be awkward. But that's what we're here for, isn't it?
Rating: Anywhere from PG to R, I imagine. If you need to play out sexytimes, please either fade to black and take it elsewhere or CLEARLY mark the thread in the subject line. (The former is preferable, but not strictly necessary.)


This is your event catch-all log! Sorry it's a bit late in going up. All you really need to do is mention in your subject line what date(s) it is, so folks know if they're dealing with mistletoe or not. Feel free to set up multiple scenarios, of course. Also, as always, tag your characters!

Here is your event info, and feel free to continue asking questions there if necessary. Now go and make merry!

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Just Christmas Eve

[dragmire]

You know who gives absolutely no damns about holiday festivities? This guy. He was here for last Christmas as well. He was equally unimpressed. He's been keeping his own personal elf in a crystal prison. Of course, that's back at the southern lake, so it's likely no one has noticed that.

He does come to town on Christmas Eve to restock on supplies. Which means a very tall man filling a bag in the grocery store. It really is quite an odd sight for the man. At least he traded in his armor for a heavy black cloak to keep warm. As with anyone, there runs the risk of getting caught under the mistletoe. Most likely they'll find him trying to unsuccessfully destroy it after being caught under it. How tedious.

[sugarglitch]

Vanellope was on her way out of the grocery, arms full of boxes of candy, when she spied Ganondorf getting himself stuck under the only door leading out of the store.

Like any other, mature nine year old what else can she do but point, and laugh?

"Havin' some trouble there, Big Guy?"

[dragmire]

Oh. The girl again. He stared at her with nary any amusement. He had yet to discover what the mistletoe was for, only that it was the cause of his problem.

"Indeed. Trouble with which I doubt you will be of any use for."

[sugarglitch]

"Yeah, like I'd offer to be any use for you, anyway." She stuck her tongue out at him. "I mean, if it were anything else ever, I'd offer to help!" But not this time, nope.

[dragmire]

He merely sighed. "How very fascinating. But I did not ask for your help, girl. So be gone."

[sugarglitch]

"Can't," She shrugged, rolling her eyes. "You're kinda in the way, if you didn't already notice! I'd just glitch out, but you're kinda huge and this place is weird about my glitches and I've got no idea how far I can make it if I can't see where I'm goin'!"

[dragmire]

"How unfortunate for you." If he felt any sorrow for her plight, it was that it meant spending more time with her. "But you will have to wait. I am bound to this place."

[sugarglitch]

"And some of us have places to be!" She huffs. "Ain't there anyone else in this place somehow willin' to give you a smooch so we can get going with our lives already?" With a scowl, she looks around the unfortunately empty store.

[dragmire]

"A smooch?" It was a word that had yet to enter his vocabulary. He stared at her with raised eyebrows. "Of what use is a smooch to me?"

[sugarglitch]

"Nothing, doy. Kisses are gross! And they give you cooties!!" Her face scrunches up in disgust.

[dragmire]

"... kiss?" For once, he looked bewildered.

[sugarglitch]

"Uh, yeah, what are you, slow or something?" She stepped forward, trying to get a closer look at him. Huh, she thought he was smarter than that. What a let down.

"Those stupid plants that keep popping up everywhere, they won't let you move 'til you get a kiss from someone else or somethin'." She shuddered. "Gross."

[dragmire]

Ganondorf looked to his side at the wall that was impeding her exit. After a moment of consideration, he suddenly slammed a fist into it, tearing it down and providing an opening for her to exit.

"You need not wait now. Go."

[sugarglitch]

Vanellope blinked, startled and glitched in place at the force of that blow. Woah.

"Woah. That..." She stared at the new hole. "... was totally awesome! You did it one go!" She grinned up at Ganondorf before skipping over to take a closer look at the new exit.

"Guess you're not that bad after all, huh, big guy? Betcha you're a real softie deep down!"

[dragmire]

He nearly snarled and responded with a bitter and sarcastic answer. However, he thought better of it. This girl had bugged him more than once. For a second time he'd helped her. Even just this simple child thinking highly of him could be useful.

"I would not see you forced to wait as I endeavor to release myself. Nothing more."

[sugarglitch]

"Uh-huh... Well, that's really nice of ya. Thanks, I think!" She grinned brightly and took a step towards him - except she dissolves into a flash of blue midstep, only to reappear on his shoulder.

"Here," She leaned over and gave him a quick, noisy smack on the top of his head. "That's for bein' nice, Carrot-top."

[dragmire]

Ganondorf noticed rather immediately that he was no longer trapped. Well then. He had been surprised by her sudden movement. Clearly this girl was more than he had first thought.

"I prefer Ganondorf."

[sugarglitch]

It's a mouthful of a name that she had to try to sound it out. "Ganondorf," She frowned, nose scrunching up. "Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it? I think I'll stick to Carrot-top, big guy."

She hopped off his shoulder, landing neatly on the ground behind him.

[dragmire]

For a moment, he was gripped with the urge to simple squeeze the life out of her. Crush her and be done with her. Little held him back from this other than the knowledge that she would revive and make his crime known to all.

He forced a small but unpleasant smile. "... if that is what you desire."

[tailasoldastime]

[Well that's funny, Beast's getting some groceries too. After all of the baking his own elf made him do this last week, House 17 had gotten quite low in supplies, so he had no choice but to get more things right before he and Belle head to their Christmas Eve party. Being rather tall himself, he can't help but notice this... interesting-looking man blocking his way to the cheeses.]

E... e-excuse me, uh...?

[dragmire]

[Ganondorf is none too pleased at being so easily entrapped. He's right about the point of ripped the wall apart when he is interrupted. For a moment he looks at the beastly creature with interest. Such a monster is worth of notice. He can use monster.

Just not right now.]

Speak, creature.

[tailasoldastime]

[And he stiffens immediately once he has turned his head. Well hello there, uh... person? Serious person.]

I... would like to get by.

[dragmire]

You will find that most difficult. I am unable to move.

[He makes an effort to lift a foot. It doesn't work.]

Sorry for the late reply!

[tailasoldastime]

What do you mean you can't-? [But as he tries to step around the creature, he finds he can't. What the? His foot lifts but it won't move forward!]