Event Log - Mistletoe

[lucetimods]

Who: E'eryone
What: Mwah Mwah Hanky Panky
When: December 26th - January 1st
Where: E'erywhere
Summary: Mistletoe has once again cropped up in Luceti. It's time to kiss!
Rating: Anything about PG-13, take it off-comm.

Comments

[misterbrief]

Fine by me. I'm just sad I can't do this in five-hundred times gravity like I do back at home. [He can't exactly keep people from watching, so oh well. He goes and programs his training module, which will most like comprise of the typical DBZ-action style fighting, against the most powerful thing he can program into it. The mad light show included, explosions, yada yada, popping in and out of thin air, etc.

She can stay and watch until he's done?]

[deadlydango]

[She does, and when he's finished she whistles.]

Looks like I'm in for a treat.

[misterbrief]

[He exits his chamber, grabbing a towel and makes his way over to Anko.]

Well, I'm surprised you're still here! I hope you enjoyed the show. [Because any other time, if he had a choice, he'd never let people watch him train.]

[deadlydango]

It was something different, that's for sure.

[She leans against the console, watching him.]

Chakra? Or something else?

[misterbrief]

Hmf. [He dries his face, because he is now a gross mess of mansweat.] Ki. Energy. Whatever you'd like to call it. A destructive force more powerful than any chakra you shinobi have.

[deadlydango]

Ki's just another name for Chakra.

[She shrugs, because she's a bit more educated than Lee or most other Shinobi.]

Comes from inside you and all that, right? But apparently whatever a Saiyan is has more than a human?

[misterbrief]

Just because it comes from the body doesn't make it the same thing. I don't see anyone from my world turning paper into deadly objects, or ripping weapons out of scrolls. In turn, I don't see any of you shinobi flying around. It might be similar, but not the same. [He points his finger at her. That's his take on it, and no one's changing it-!]

But to answer your question, yes. Quite a bit more. I've never met a human with power that could even begin to rival mine. [Androids don't count.]

[deadlydango]

Whatever you say. I've seen shinobi fly. And I've seen shinobi shoot energy blasts too. You could probably turn it to something more subtle yourself, but your personality probably doesn't really mesh with that.

[Shrug.]

In terms of sheer blow-stuff-up power? Probably not. But hey, most times that's all you need. Different tools for different jobs, right?

[misterbrief]

[He gives her a side glance, but whatever. She's not sitting here trying to tell him that some shinobi had more firepower than him.]

It's the only tool I need. I'm not exactly keen on learning to surprise my enemies with snakes, after all. [He can only imagine that's what her chakra is, considering.]

[deadlydango]

Oh? Is that what you think my chakra does?

[She snorts, half smiling as tiny jets of fire curl out of her nose.]

I'm not a one trick pony.

[misterbrief]

Well, now I know that. Are you sure that's chakra or are you actually a dragon in disguise? The human skin fits quite well, if that's the case. Not a single wrinkle. [It's not quite an insult, but yet at the same time he's mocking her. Dragon for a personality, that is.]

[deadlydango]

[Anko bursts out laughing, genuinely amused.]

Me? A dragon? Hah, hardly. I'm cool as fuck, but I'm no dragon. If you think I'm one though, I could hardly imagine what you'd think of Tsunade-sama.

[One of a grand total of 3 people who get an honorific.]

[misterbrief]

Never heard of her. But from the sounds of it I'd rather not find out. [Or forever argue about Tonton.]

[deadlydango]

Probably best you don't. She'd probably punch you through a wall. And that stupid pig...

[misterbrief]

A wall? That's all? If she could even so much as touch me. [He grins devilishly back. No way, he wouldn't let that woman so much as land a blow on him.]

What pig.

[deadlydango]

She has this pig. And it's really weird, but she carries it everywhere.

[misterbrief]

That's absurd. Why in the stars would you carry a pig with you? It would serve better for a Christmas dinner than a pet.

[deadlydango]

Pigs are good luck, and she has this problem...

[She's called the Legendary Sucker for a reason...]

[misterbrief]

Luck? Nonsense. And what, the pig has the problem or the woman?

[Probably both, if he's guessing right...]

[deadlydango]

They are. But, she's a gambler...

[Anko can't help but laugh a bit at the thought.]

[misterbrief]

Silly superstition is what that is. [He rolls his eyes, but hey, the ninja world can believe whatever they want.] Sounds like an intervention is in order. Gambling is fine, but when you're so obsessed that you feel the need to bring your pet pig for luck, I think you're got a problem.

[deadlydango]

Well, that doesn't change the fact that she's probably the best fighter in Konoha right now. [Probably.]

But you're right. Even if the pig is cute.

[misterbrief]

I know I'm right. And I still think a ham steak for breakfast sounds more appealing than livestock running around as it pleases. Especially if it's helping fuel some ridiculous addiction like that. In fact, I don't understand keeping a pet at all.

[Who doesn't like pets, this guy, right here.]

[deadlydango]

Oh? Never had a dog growing up?

[She keeps snakes, go figure.]

[misterbrief]

Absolutely not. The closest I've had to a pet was a cat, and it wasn't even mine. Darn thing was irritating enough.