lucetilogs | variety is the spice of life

variety is the spice of life

Who: Everyone who wants to be here!
What: Total Recall 2014
When: The first week of the event, roughly April 9th-16th, give or take a few days depending on your character's timeline.
Where: All over Luceti, presumably
Summary: Chaos! Madness! Unreasonable happenings! You know the drill. Alternatively: characters wake up and sigh because god, not this again.
Rating: Varied. Anything frisky goes to appointments as per usual, chums.

Due to the size and variation of this event, it's probably best to have several logs for it to avoid one getting overcrowded and broken. Feel free to have your characters post their own entries, of course, if you'd prefer- you're more than welcome! This is for people who like to consolidate. Another log ought to be posted around the 16th for round 2.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

... You've been teleporting outside of your control? I can teleport of my own free will, you know.

Well, good to know for future reference. But yeah, I've been getting tossed all over the place today. I even came out of someone's fridge!

Did they give you the cold shoulder for that one?

[ Josh that was terrible ]

...all the coming out jokes you could have chosen, and you go with cold shoulder? Seriously?

If you wanted a gay joke, you should have brought up the closet properly, hee hee.

Well, yeah! But I haven't had the pleasure of rolling out of someone's closet yet today. And to be honest, I'd kinda rather keep it that way.

Why not? Don't you like the cliches?

Eh, they're okay in small doses. But I think I'll pass this time around.

I suppose you'll just have to keep me safe from the lion, and I'll keep you safe from closets! Not exactly equal, but an arrangement nonetheless.

Oh, I don't think I'll have to worry about going back into the closet anytime soon. Especially if I manage to complete this mission of yours...

[Heheheh...]

So how far is this lion anyway?

I'm told it lives up in the mountains. [ /innocent ]

Well, then I guess we're going up to the mountains! Come on, I know where the teleporter is.

[Unless he'd like to do the honors, of course.]

[ Are you kidding? Mr. Lazypants here hates doing any extra work. ]

Well then, do lead the way!

[Well, that means walking out to the Rec Center where the teleporter to the Hot Springs is located -- the fastest way to get to the mountains. Hopefully it won't be much farther off than that... assuming there even actually is a lion, because seriously?]

[Once there, he steps aside and waves his hands for Joshua to go first.] After you?

I do hope this doesn't mean I'm the meat shield, hee hee.

[ But Joshua will start leading them along... a path. Not a particularly nice path but it's at least a path and it probably got specially Shifted just for this part of this experiment. ]

Nah, I'm just waiting for the opportune moment to jump in and save your sorry ass, all knight-in-sparkling-armor-like.

[Or to get a good shot at kicking his ass if this turns out to be a sham or something for leading him all the way here.]

[ What if it were all a clever ruse to get the two of them stuck out here alone in the cold mountains with only one blanket--

But it only takes a few minutes of walking before a loud roar echoes through the mountains, reverberating off the rocks around them. Joshua pauses and lifts his head. ]

That sounds like it's still a little ways away, doesn't it?

...yeah, just a bit. [...] Hey, so, am I gonna be expected to kill this thing? Because I sure haven't heard of any lions in Luceti before. What if I end up wiping out the last one of some super endangered species?

[This is important okay.]

... [ um ]

It's been all over the journals for a while now.

[ or at least it has in Joshua's tiny little pocket of induced reality. ]

[wat]

...you sure you're not just pulling my leg here? This is the first I've heard of it.

Quite sure. Haven't you been paying attention?

I've been paying attention plenty! And this is the first I've heard of it. Maybe all that omnipotence of yours is finally making you hallucinate?

Unless it's hallucinating an entire town full of scared villagers and a journal's worth of pleas for help, I have my doubts.

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