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[malnosso]

Who: The Eccentric, along with anyone he meets.
What: Please see here!
When: MONDAY afternoon/evening.
Where: The central plaza, right where the portal was.
Summary: YOU MAY USE ACTION TAGS SHOULD YOU SO DESIRE. Characters are free to come across this strange little hologram.
Rating: Uhhh idk. Whatever happens. Probably not above PG.



[Where there once was a blue disc that stood as the "Gate" through which Lucetians could pass through, there is now a blue figure that has the appearance of a poor-quality hologram or a ghost. It's a little old man, and he's very eager to talk to anyone that passes by.]

Hello? Hello! Excuse me, could I ask you some questions?

Comments

[logicphile.livejournal.com]

[]

Yes, you may. Whether I will, or can answer is another matter.

[malnosso]

[The hologram hooks his cane on his arm and claps his hands excitedly.] Oh wonderful, wonderful! Thank you, you're so accomodating.

Okay okay! First first first first... Yes! Yes I believe I would like to know sir...

Oh! Did you know anyone who attempted to pass through this gate?

[stalkedbymybro.livejournal.com]

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

Wh-what?

[... Whoa. What the heck? Noel went to go check on the portal after her voice returned, but... instead, there's this person. If it's even a person. And he's... asking for questions? Okay, let's approach and see what's going on.]

Um... sure. Wh-what do you need to know?

[inabook]

[...now this is odd. But Estelle is nearly as curious about this as the man looks.]

I'd be happy to answer.

[malnosso]

Hm? [The figure waggles his cane at Kouji.] Oh no, no no no! I wouldn't joke, that's just not appropriate. Well, I suppose at parties...certain family get-togethers... No, but no! This does not apply. This is not a party or a get together little sir, this is a follow-up investigation! Oh, I am so thorough with my work, I truly am...

[malnosso]

You, you you miss! My your hair is lovely. Do you have a stylist?

[malnosso]

Of course, of course you would! You're such a dear girl, you really are, so sweet. Thank you, thank you!

...ahem. [He hooks his cane in the crook of his arm and mimes flipping a notepad, though there is no notepad visible in the hologram.] Hmmm, let's see, what was first...yes...

Oh yes! You miss, do you know anyone that attempted to use this gate?

[stalkedbymybro.livejournal.com]

[inabook]

Yes, a few people. It didn't do what it had promised.

[Action]

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

[Adell returns back for another shift to keep an eye on the portal, but instead finds the ghostly shape of a man... and it speaks to him.]

Well, that's new. ...Sure, I guess. What is it?

[malnosso]

[Tap tap thumps the cane against the cobblestones.] My gate of course, I'm investigating the success of my gate!

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

[... What.]

M-my... hair? [There is a blue hologram of an elderly man... asking if she has a stylist. WHAT.

... She'll just shake her head, a little dumbfounded.]

[malnosso]

[There is a long pause.]

...no, my dear no no. That can't be right. That can't be, I did everything correctly! Hm yes, I applied the Shift to the surroundings...yes...

Yes yes I carried the four. Ohhh, I do hate long division.

[logicphile.livejournal.com]

[]

I was not personally acquainted with the ones who attempted to pass. What is the purpose of your inquiry?

[action]

[blue-velocity.livejournal.com]

[Sonic was passing through the village on the last leg of his patrol before going home. What the-- The portal's gone, but now this?]

Whoa. I guess so, what do you need help with?

[inabook]

You're the one who made the gate?

[stilldontgotit.livejournal.com]

[... Wellll that's odd.

Riku stops in his tracks, raising a brow.]

[Action]

[malnosso]

You you, sir! [He shakes the cane rather emphatically at Adell, though it seems to be more in excitement than actual aggression.] You must know what happened to those who passed through this gate!

Well, perhaps. You look like a man in the know!

[merepuppet.livejournal.com]

[The portal is gone, huh? Kadaj approaches the hologram cautiously. You never know what can happen in Luceti, after all.]

[ahappylie.livejournal.com]

[Souji is trying to make his way home from the Clinic when he notices the Gate is gone. And a weird little man...thing is in his place. He changes course and comes up, raising an eyebrow. What kind of questions could a little blue...thing have? He tries to touch it, but his hand goes right through.]

[Action]

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. That's why I ended up guarding this thing.

[Adell folds his arms over his chest.]

Anyone who stepped through it ended up someplace else in Luceti. And then could only talk like an animal. One girl I know ended up sounding like a cow.

[malnosso]

Yes dear!

...oh what am I thinking. That wasn't what I wanted to ask. I was distracted! I do love blondes.

Aside from this, please don't derail me. I'm a bit forgetful, you see. [He lifts the cane to tap his chin with the handle.] Do you know anyone that passed through this gate?

[action]

[malnosso]

Oh my! I wasn't expecting you, no I was not. But that's all right, I suppose variety is the spice of life. Is that what they say?

Hmmmm.

[malnosso]

Young man! [Waggling his cane at Riku.] Young man, you sir! Yes with the angry eyes and the silver head.