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[malnosso]

Who: The Eccentric, along with anyone he meets.
What: Please see here!
When: MONDAY afternoon/evening.
Where: The central plaza, right where the portal was.
Summary: YOU MAY USE ACTION TAGS SHOULD YOU SO DESIRE. Characters are free to come across this strange little hologram.
Rating: Uhhh idk. Whatever happens. Probably not above PG.



[Where there once was a blue disc that stood as the "Gate" through which Lucetians could pass through, there is now a blue figure that has the appearance of a poor-quality hologram or a ghost. It's a little old man, and he's very eager to talk to anyone that passes by.]

Hello? Hello! Excuse me, could I ask you some questions?

Comments

[logicphile.livejournal.com]

[]

Yes, you may. Whether I will, or can answer is another matter.

[malnosso]

[The hologram hooks his cane on his arm and claps his hands excitedly.] Oh wonderful, wonderful! Thank you, you're so accomodating.

Okay okay! First first first first... Yes! Yes I believe I would like to know sir...

Oh! Did you know anyone who attempted to pass through this gate?

[stalkedbymybro.livejournal.com]

[malnosso]

Hm? [The figure waggles his cane at Kouji.] Oh no, no no no! I wouldn't joke, that's just not appropriate. Well, I suppose at parties...certain family get-togethers... No, but no! This does not apply. This is not a party or a get together little sir, this is a follow-up investigation! Oh, I am so thorough with my work, I truly am...

[bullet-dance.livejournal.com]

Wh-what?

[... Whoa. What the heck? Noel went to go check on the portal after her voice returned, but... instead, there's this person. If it's even a person. And he's... asking for questions? Okay, let's approach and see what's going on.]

Um... sure. Wh-what do you need to know?

[malnosso]

You, you you miss! My your hair is lovely. Do you have a stylist?

[inabook]

[...now this is odd. But Estelle is nearly as curious about this as the man looks.]

I'd be happy to answer.

[malnosso]

Of course, of course you would! You're such a dear girl, you really are, so sweet. Thank you, thank you!

...ahem. [He hooks his cane in the crook of his arm and mimes flipping a notepad, though there is no notepad visible in the hologram.] Hmmm, let's see, what was first...yes...

Oh yes! You miss, do you know anyone that attempted to use this gate?

[Action]

[vulcanblazer.livejournal.com]

[Adell returns back for another shift to keep an eye on the portal, but instead finds the ghostly shape of a man... and it speaks to him.]

Well, that's new. ...Sure, I guess. What is it?

[Action]

[malnosso]

You you, sir! [He shakes the cane rather emphatically at Adell, though it seems to be more in excitement than actual aggression.] You must know what happened to those who passed through this gate!

Well, perhaps. You look like a man in the know!

[action]

[blue-velocity.livejournal.com]

[Sonic was passing through the village on the last leg of his patrol before going home. What the-- The portal's gone, but now this?]

Whoa. I guess so, what do you need help with?

[action]

[malnosso]

Oh my! I wasn't expecting you, no I was not. But that's all right, I suppose variety is the spice of life. Is that what they say?

Hmmmm.

[stilldontgotit.livejournal.com]

[... Wellll that's odd.

Riku stops in his tracks, raising a brow.]

[malnosso]

Young man! [Waggling his cane at Riku.] Young man, you sir! Yes with the angry eyes and the silver head.

[merepuppet.livejournal.com]

[The portal is gone, huh? Kadaj approaches the hologram cautiously. You never know what can happen in Luceti, after all.]

[malnosso]

Come now, come! I won't bite, miss.

[ahappylie.livejournal.com]

[Souji is trying to make his way home from the Clinic when he notices the Gate is gone. And a weird little man...thing is in his place. He changes course and comes up, raising an eyebrow. What kind of questions could a little blue...thing have? He tries to touch it, but his hand goes right through.]

[malnosso]

Oh my! [The hologram hobbles back a few quick steps...well, mimes it. The hologram itself actually stays right in place as the feet make the motions of moving away.]

You're rather forward.

[Action]

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

[Chopper's seen a LOT of weird stuff as the Strawhats' doctor, but this is certainly a new wrinkle. As it is he's never met a little old man who was too dangerous, but...well, he's never met a little old man who was blue and featureless, either. He'll just...kind of hide while addressing him.]

...Are you sick? Do you need medicine?

[Action]

[malnosso]

Oh my, I could use something for my arthritis. I don't suppose you have anything that could help?

[james-morph.livejournal.com]

..........[Walks over, slowly lower his goggles onto his head... and then hitting the record button]

Hello.

[malnosso]

Hello! [The figure tries to tap at the goggles with his cane, but it just ghosts across them like fog.] What are those?

[crytearsofjoy.livejournal.com]

[malnosso]

Oh my, two! I'm so lucky, I am indeed. I do love blondes.

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

[ffffff this is what he gets for still being curious. Usopp will maintain what he considers to be a safe distance.]

W...what kind of questions?

[OH GOD DON'T BE A GHOST]

[malnosso]

The harmless kind! Come closer young man, come now. I won't do anything.

[ranksinmistlore.livejournal.com]

[Well, that's not something you see every day.]

If you must.

[malnosso]

Oh no, no I mustn't but if you would be so kind as to accommodate me I will not refuse.

I love your ears! My and you have a very nice behind.

[dissonates]

[What in the world is that, he knows the portal didn't look like that before.]

[malnosso]

Hello! [The hologram waggles his cane at Asch.] You, with the lovely hair!

[esper-flight.livejournal.com]

[Terra pauses and looks over the blue figure, not knowing what to make of this.]

...yes? What questions?

[malnosso]

Scientific ones! You don't mind, do you dear?

[mydadsthedoctor.livejournal.com]

[Oh, well that's unusual. Though Luceti seems to be a cluster of unusual things.]

Sure, why not. What do you want to ask?

[malnosso]

Goodness, so many blondes! I do so love that hair color, very much so. Ever since I was a boy. Well, ever since I was a boy the first time.

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

.....

A blue ossan?

[malnosso]

A straw-hatted young man! One in a barrel, two in the bush.

[knightofratatosk]

[... what. That is most definitely NOT the portal.]

W-wait a minute... who are you?

[malnosso]

You, young...man! You are male, yes? Oh, but you're a blonde! I do so love blondes.

[soccerfanboy.livejournal.com]

[It was kind of a bummer to head out to the portal just to find it gone already, but Blue Dude makes things a lot more interesting!] Well hey there! [Curious boychild is inspecting you, Mr. Hologram Man.]

[malnosso]

Hello, young man! [The hologram just stands there and watches him inspect.]

[nattocat.livejournal.com]

[ Hanekoma's been dropping by every few hours to examine the portal a bit more, and -- why hello, you are not the portal. ]

...need help with something, boss?

[malnosso]

...boss? Oh my. Oh my. [The hologram puts a hand to his cheek.]

[flamesofkaraya.livejournal.com]

[That caught Hugo by surprise, and he ends up staring for a few seconds before shaking his head to snap out of it.]

Uh, sure, I guess.

[malnosso]

Thank you! Ahhh, you have lovely hair. I love blondes, don't you?

[malnosso]

No! No miss, I am very much alive!

[300yrswandering.livejournal.com]

[Blinks. Blue man. That's not something you see everyday.]

What is it?

[malnosso]

Ah yes! Just a few questions.

Do you know of anyone who passed through this gate here?

[nicht-ein-traum.livejournal.com]

[...

!!!!!!

Alfons just kind of... freezes in place, because really, he didn't even look tangible and yet he was speaking and WHAT KIND OF HUMAN IS THIS?! D:]

[malnosso]

A blond! This place is just infested with lovely blond people!