MASS INTERACTION LOG - 2

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone!
What: More event stuff
When: All day (and after)
Where: All around town
Summary: The Malnosso are testing their experiments still. Maybe they should just reuse the same test subjects in new ways? Well, who's it going to hurt? No one that matters.
Rating: Varies by thread
Shenanigans abound! Read the mod post for more info. This is an optional mass interaction post for people who don't want to make a post for their characters.

Comments

[all7seas]

Well THAT I can see, Sage, after a manner of speaking. And I'm glad no troubles are behind it......just didn't think drinkin' were your style.

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

[Raising his bottle]

I owe it all to you, Jack. Shall we?

[all7seas]

We shall. TO BEAUTIFUL WENCHES EVERYWHERE! [Jack clinks his bottle against Saleh's and quickly drinks.]

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

[Saleh drinks right along with him, slamming the bottle on the table again afterwards.]

To life and to freedom.

[all7seas]

THE BLACK PEARL! [MORE DRINKING! And he's just getting warmed up.]

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

The Great Dragon.

[YES, MORE DRINKING! THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!]

[all7seas]

[Jack leans against the bar and ponders. Finally, he lifts his bottle and says almost wistfully:] To those gone on before us.

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

Agreed...

[Taking a smaller sip this time.]

[all7seas]

[Oh God, now he's getting depressed. And he's normally such a happy drunk.]

To the beautiful Elizabeth.

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

[He has no idea who Elizabeth is, but he goes along with it.]

Elizabeth.

And to Princess Eirika.

[all7seas]

[Jack holds the bottle up to one eye and peers through it.] That's the one you were seeking, eh? Or was it? [He remembers some of this story from their hike in the mountains.]

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

[Lifts the bottle only slightly.]

Lady Myrrh...

[He's getting a little too drunk to think coherently now.]

[all7seas]

And Gold and Frankincense as well, eh?

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

Yes...to nature...

[all7seas]

To Nature, and to the SEA! The sea what gives us freedom and comfort and all good things. [Jack is curious about how much this sage can actually stomach before going belly-up under the bar.]

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

[Not much more, actually. Saleh drinks his bottle empty, and then gets up and starts stumbling towards the counter. He then falls against the counter, slowly slipping down to the floor.]

[all7seas]

Oh. That's how much. Oi! Saleh? Can you hear me, mate?

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

[You'll have to give him a little while longer. He's still out cold on the floor.]

[all7seas]

[So Jack staggers over to the unconscious man and pulls him up.]

Oi----Saleh----you can't sleep there, mate. They frown upon it in this fine upscale establishment.

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

[He opens his eyes and lifts his head, but is still swaying.]

Jack...

[all7seas]

......Sage?

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

...I think I...I've had too much...

[all7seas]

Whereas I, on the other hand, know you've had too much. [But Jack pats the inebriated sage on the back and turns with him toward the door.] You'd best sleep it off. And water. Water helps.

[mountain-sage.livejournal.com]

[The sage drags his feet as he begins to move towards the door, wondering if he could even make it that far.]

[all7seas]

[Well, Jack has certainly carried others home from this bar. The last one was probably Vash, but who was keeping track?]

God's Wounds, you're in a sad shape, sage. The rum, it doesn't love you.