BEELZEBUB

[godbent]

Who: godbent emp3thy breaks_destiny
What: Haruhi's revenge on Keiichi
When: Late Saturday Night
Where: Keiichi's House -> Minato's House
Summary: Haruhi has devised a brilliant plan to make the boy who breaks into places suffer. She will now act on it.
Rating: ...Hellish idek

[OPERATION SOUL CRUSHER started at 10 PM on this fine Saturday night. Hyped up on a lot of caffeine and fueled by some combination of eogtism and brilliance (and a little insanity) Haruhi has everything needed for her revenge... in a black sports back. This is over her shoulder but on her is a black coat, a ski mask, gloves, the whole kit for a break in. Which is... exactly what she's doing. Into two different places, but the first is Keiichi's house (House 22).

She knows this is the risky part of her plan because Rena or Rika wouldn't react well to... an intruder. So she needs to be careful and quiet. She knows the rough layout from the time she was invited to dinner, so she decides to be obvious and try the front door first. Failing that, well, she can always break a window or something.]

Comments

[emp3thy]

[look around the room Haruhi. What you see is what you get.

Also he's just talking to Keiichi.]

You could just leave.

[godbent]

[...Okay there's armchairs and. ...No, she needs more like a kitchen one. Putting the duct tape around her arm, she considers and then looks down to see if there's anything in the kitchen]

[breaks_destiny]

You think that will fix anything? She will just break into my house again and drag me here or something worse.

[emp3thy]

Then a hideout.

[And there's chairs in the kitchen, yes.]

[godbent]

[Okay, she's going to brb, dragging a chair in from the kitchen]

[breaks_destiny]

You want me to be hiding for the rest of my life in Luceti?

[emp3thy]

Just for a while.

[...] You could move next to Senpai.

[godbent]

Mitsuru and I made up, didn't you know? [Haruhi says this offhand as she drags the chair in here. There.]

[breaks_destiny]

You think it's going to be that bad?

[Ignoring Haruhi.]

[emp3thy]

Maybe.

[whose statement is he commenting on? we just don't know.]

[godbent]

Keiichi, get in the chair.

[Seriously you better start listening]

[breaks_destiny]

You really need that duct tape?

[He's not going to sit to get tied with that. It'll probably hurt when they take it off if they do.]

[emp3thy]

We have rope in the pantry. [for poor Keiichi's sake. Not that he really wants him tied up in his living room either way but.]

[godbent]

But duct tape's more classic in situations like this. The ropes always get undone by the hapless victim even if they logically shouldn't!

[breaks_destiny]

I prefer burnt marks from rope than the marks from duct tape, thank you very much.

[godbent]

Fine, whatever. [SIGH. Pussy] Minato, get that rope.

[emp3thy]

[unsure about this but... to spare Keiichi somehow, he gets up to go get that rope.]

[breaks_destiny]

[It's cool, man. He will take it all with dignity and- wait, since when does he have dignity?]

Can I ask what all this is about?

[godbent]

Because you broke into my house. [Duh]

[emp3thy]

[and he's back with the rope, o fearless kidnapper. What now.]

[breaks_destiny]

And you broke into mine. And tried to do so on Minato's. Do we get to tie you with ropes next time?

[godbent]

No.. I'm a girl, that would just be weird.

[emp3thy]

It's weird with him too.

[breaks_destiny]

Really weird. Besides, I bet I can make a better job tying the rope that you would, I'm actually pretty talented with it.

[Actually... Keiichi takes the ropes from Minato in a second and, unless Haruhi manages to run away even faster, he goes in to tie her just as he tied Rena once. Just to show that he's actually good with that. Don't ask how or why.]

1/3

[godbent]

[She could... But Rule of Funny says she didn't see this coming and thus, with only a minor struggle-]