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Who:

breaks_destiny
What: Haruhi's revenge on Keiichi
When: Late Saturday Night
Where: Keiichi's House -> Minato's House
Summary: Haruhi has devised a brilliant plan to make the boy who breaks into places suffer. She will now act on it.
Rating: ...Hellish idek

[OPERATION SOUL CRUSHER started at 10 PM on this fine Saturday night. Hyped up on a lot of caffeine and fueled by some combination of eogtism and brilliance (and a little insanity) Haruhi has everything needed for her revenge... in a black sports back. This is over her shoulder but on her is a black coat, a ski mask, gloves, the whole kit for a break in. Which is... exactly what she's doing. Into two different places, but the first is Keiichi's house (House 22).

She knows this is the risky part of her plan because Rena or Rika wouldn't react well to... an intruder. So she needs to be careful and quiet. She knows the rough layout from the time she was invited to dinner, so she decides to be obvious and try the front door first. Failing that, well, she can always break a window or something.]

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You really need that duct tape?

[He's not going to sit to get tied with that. It'll probably hurt when they take it off if they do.]

We have rope in the pantry. [for poor Keiichi's sake. Not that he really wants him tied up in his living room either way but.]

But duct tape's more classic in situations like this. The ropes always get undone by the hapless victim even if they logically shouldn't!

I prefer burnt marks from rope than the marks from duct tape, thank you very much.

Fine, whatever. [SIGH. Pussy] Minato, get that rope.

[unsure about this but... to spare Keiichi somehow, he gets up to go get that rope.]

[It's cool, man. He will take it all with dignity and- wait, since when does he have dignity?]

Can I ask what all this is about?

Because you broke into my house. [Duh]

[and he's back with the rope, o fearless kidnapper. What now.]

And you broke into mine. And tried to do so on Minato's. Do we get to tie you with ropes next time?

No.. I'm a girl, that would just be weird.

It's weird with him too.

Really weird. Besides, I bet I can make a better job tying the rope that you would, I'm actually pretty talented with it.

[Actually... Keiichi takes the ropes from Minato in a second and, unless Haruhi manages to run away even faster, he goes in to tie her just as he tied Rena once. Just to show that he's actually good with that. Don't ask how or why.]

[She could... But ~~Rule of Funny says~~ she didn't see this coming and thus, with only a minor struggle-]

[...She looks down at herself when he's done. How it's wrapped around her breasts. And the other stuff and-] Shibari? Are you- What?!

[And she takes this moment to crouch, bend down, and headbutt Keiichi in the balls. Or maybe the abdomen. Or even the knees Or die trying, at least. She'll end up on the ground in her face either way]

[Okay Minato was taken by surprise by this too, but he can't exactly just leave Haruhi tied up in a terribly inappropriate way like that. So he quickly kneels to try and rescue her.]

[Haruhi uses headbutt!

It's super-effective.

Keiichi doubles himself in pain. Keiichi uses verbal keysmash, that hurt.]

What the hell was that?! [Flail. FLAIL. Untie her faster Minato]

Haruhi-san, stop moving... [it's hard to untie when you are flailing :|]

Well, you basically asked for it!

[Was it necessary to hit him?]

No girl asks to be done up in creepy bondage! What, are you going to try to rape me and make me your sex slave or something?! Go die!

[FLAILING]

That's definitely not what Keiichi wanted.

[or at least it better not be. Because he's finishing untying the rope now and you better run K-1]

You wish! It's you who breaks into someone's house and wants to tie them with a rope! And it's not bondage, it's basically an art form! Only perverts and ignorants would relate it automatically to sex!

[He's intelligent, but no one said he was so the whole time. Besides, there's no place to run so, yeah, he's just digging his grave deeper or something probably.]