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[godbent]

Who: godbent emp3thy breaks_destiny
What: Haruhi's revenge on Keiichi
When: Late Saturday Night
Where: Keiichi's House -> Minato's House
Summary: Haruhi has devised a brilliant plan to make the boy who breaks into places suffer. She will now act on it.
Rating: ...Hellish idek

[OPERATION SOUL CRUSHER started at 10 PM on this fine Saturday night. Hyped up on a lot of caffeine and fueled by some combination of eogtism and brilliance (and a little insanity) Haruhi has everything needed for her revenge... in a black sports back. This is over her shoulder but on her is a black coat, a ski mask, gloves, the whole kit for a break in. Which is... exactly what she's doing. Into two different places, but the first is Keiichi's house (House 22).

She knows this is the risky part of her plan because Rena or Rika wouldn't react well to... an intruder. So she needs to be careful and quiet. She knows the rough layout from the time she was invited to dinner, so she decides to be obvious and try the front door first. Failing that, well, she can always break a window or something.]

Comments

[breaks_destiny]

Really weird. Besides, I bet I can make a better job tying the rope that you would, I'm actually pretty talented with it.

[Actually... Keiichi takes the ropes from Minato in a second and, unless Haruhi manages to run away even faster, he goes in to tie her just as he tied Rena once. Just to show that he's actually good with that. Don't ask how or why.]

1/3

[godbent]

[She could... But Rule of Funny says she didn't see this coming and thus, with only a minor struggle-]

[godbent]

[...She looks down at herself when he's done. How it's wrapped around her breasts. And the other stuff and-] Shibari? Are you- What?!

[godbent]

[And she takes this moment to crouch, bend down, and headbutt Keiichi in the balls. Or maybe the abdomen. Or even the knees Or die trying, at least. She'll end up on the ground in her face either way]

[emp3thy]

[Okay Minato was taken by surprise by this too, but he can't exactly just leave Haruhi tied up in a terribly inappropriate way like that. So he quickly kneels to try and rescue her.]

[breaks_destiny]

[Haruhi uses headbutt!

It's super-effective.

Keiichi doubles himself in pain. Keiichi uses verbal keysmash, that hurt.]

[godbent]

What the hell was that?! [Flail. FLAIL. Untie her faster Minato]

[emp3thy]

Haruhi-san, stop moving... [it's hard to untie when you are flailing :|]

[breaks_destiny]

Well, you basically asked for it!

[Was it necessary to hit him?]

[godbent]

No girl asks to be done up in creepy bondage! What, are you going to try to rape me and make me your sex slave or something?! Go die!

[FLAILING]

[emp3thy]

That's definitely not what Keiichi wanted.

[or at least it better not be. Because he's finishing untying the rope now and you better run K-1]

[breaks_destiny]

You wish! It's you who breaks into someone's house and wants to tie them with a rope! And it's not bondage, it's basically an art form! Only perverts and ignorants would relate it automatically to sex!

[He's intelligent, but no one said he was so the whole time. Besides, there's no place to run so, yeah, he's just digging his grave deeper or something probably.]

[godbent]

[And now she's drawing herself back up to height]

Only a moron thinks it's about art when you tie up a girl in the middle of the night!

[emp3thy]

[He's standing up too but.... trying to edge in between them.]

Keiichi, that really wasn't appropriate.... [Keiichi. Seriously? Where did you even learn to tie ropes like that?] ...But Haruhi-san, I think you've hurt him enough.

[breaks_destiny]

As if doing it to a boy in the middle of the night is any better! Why is it that you have to point everything to it's most perverted form?

Her breaking into our houses wasn't appropriate either! She started it!

1/2

[godbent]

[GRRRRRRRRR]

[godbent]

We're using the tape instead of the robes then! No way he's getting away with two offenses in this short of time!

[emp3thy]

[...sorry bro, he tried and you blew it spectacularly. You'll have to suffer the tape-burns now.]

[breaks_destiny]

But you can get away with any offenses you do, can't you? Like hell I'm going to sit still while you tie me!

[He can tie you with that too if he has to. Or hopes he can. Whatever, he's not going down without a fight anymore.]

[godbent]

I'm your commander, and barring that in mind infractions against me count as double! Besides, you're the one who's in love with me or something so how am I not right for you anyway?!

[She blushes a little as she says the second part, but holds her ground :| :|]

[emp3thy]

Both of you, let's calm down.

[...why are you flirting now that is wrong :|]

[breaks_destiny]

Just because you have a fetish for being in control doesn't mean the rest of us have to have a fetish for its counterpart! You don't even bother to ask and no matter who the girl is or what feelings are involved, no guy would ever like to be tied by her without knowing what's going on or that she doesn't even like them a little!

[godbent]

It's not a fetish! It's not anything of the sort! Where the hell do you get off?!

[She stomps her foot, advancing a step towards him, the blush fading as her fact turns into a mask of fury. She'll plow through you if needed, Minato. Really, how is he- how dare he-?]

Seriously, what the hell is your problem?! Who the hell-! You know-!

[She's just spitting accusations she can't finish now]

[emp3thy]

[he's a little concerned he'll get labeled a pervert too if he tries to touch her now, so instead he just stands directly between the two with arms outstretched]

Stop it!

[he's serious guys ;; you should know he means it because he's even raising his voice a little.]

[breaks_destiny]

What's my problem? What's your problem?! You're the only person I know that will get this angry over people being sincere with you and telling you how important you're to them. Because the more I think of this, the more it seems it's all just for that.

[He cringes a bit upon hearing Minato raising his voice a little, but he's going to hold his ground until she backs off. It's her the one with a problem here.]