y'all know what this is for....

[fourteen]

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Flip flop stomp stomp trip clomp flutter. Can't. Outdistance.

...

KENNEDY.]

I'm...myself. Why wouldn't I be myself? I'm as selved as I've ever been.

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[simplestgift]

Then why are you suddenly English, I wonder?

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Cue Jack trying to do a dreadful American accent.]

I'm like not English! Duh?

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[simplestgift]

[And those clothes... Click.]

Of course not. How silly of me. For a moment I thought you might've been Captain Jack, but the smell isn't potent enough.

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

WELL. [A huff.] Why would I smell like him? I smell like...flowers. And...fairy...garden...lilac...ice cream.

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[simplestgift]

Oh, I'm aware. [He gives her a knowing look and lets the implication settle. He has no idea what he's messing with.]

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

SO, Archie, lad! Erm. Archie Kennedy! What loves Dawn, my sister! Shall we...

...

Drink?

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[simplestgift]

[Loves...Dawn? And here he thought there were no expectations being placed on him. He drops the act, suddenly a bit worried that his behavior is going to make it back to Buffy, where it will be misinterpreted.]

You must have read my mind. Romulan ale again, Captain?

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Captain? Must be some mistake...

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[simplestgift]

[He waves it off.] Right. Good Spirits it is, then?

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Aye. Good Spirits.

[action]

[simplestgift]

[He's not sure if Jack's discomfort or agreement pleases him more. He leads the way to the bar, a self-satisfied smile on his face.]

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Jack clomps along behind in the too-big boots. Muttering and sulking.]

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[simplestgift]

[When they arrive, Archie turns to the Buffy doppelganger with a slightly evil grin.] Shall I take your coat, miss?

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Oi! Watch it, Kennedy, or I'll put the Slayer powers on you, savvy? [but he does demurely give Archie the coat.]

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[simplestgift]

[He gathers up both their coats and orders a bottle of rum.] A bit bolder with a slayer's strength than with a sword, eh?

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Actually, Jack doesn't have any Slayer powers. He just looks like what he...

Like Buffy. So, all the weaknesses of an ORDINARY tiny blond woman.]

Right. Leave the bottle.

[action]

[simplestgift]

[A bottle of rum and a glass of Scotch. Kennedy sits back and relaxes, looking out the window as if expecting someone.]

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[And Jack, meanwhile, tries the rum. And SPITS IT OUT.] Ugh! Nasty! Vile! What have they done with the proper rum?!

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[simplestgift]

It's the same rum we had last time.

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Pfah! It tastes horrible! [But wait---I'm Annie.] Bartender? Can you make this...pink. And not...not recognizable as anything like rum?

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[simplestgift]

[He ends up chuckling into his glass.] Pink rum? [Yeah, he's seen all kinds of weird-looking drinks, but he was led to believe they were only marginally alcoholic.]

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[What Jack ends up with is a very froufy girly looking drink with a tiny umbrella and cherries in it. He slurps up a bit.] Mmm. Hint of pineapple. [And goes for broke and slurps up almost half of the rest, WAY too fast.]

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[simplestgift]

[Archie watches with this look on his face.] I can already tell this will be an interesting day.

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

OI! And no takin' advantage of me, neither, Kennedy! I've a vampire I'm loyal to!

[Jack? Is trashed. And getting loud.]