y'all know what this is for....

[fourteen]

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

Comments

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Wow, she looks FAMILIAR. Sort of. And kind of beautiful, actually.] 'Allo, lovely. Been far TOO long if you ask me!

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

How is everything? I was at the bar not too long ago, but I guess you were patrolling at the time.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Oh. OH. Aye. Yes. Patrolling! Right about! With my pointy sticks!

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

...Do you feel all right?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Never better! Well, except for these exceptionally pointy-heeled shoes. But other than that? NEVER better. And you?

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

Fine I suppose.

Hey Buffy, you know those bands we were talking about? Did you find any... ah what were they called? Not records, but...

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Oh, God, what is she talking about? Think, Sparrow. Think. Thinkity think.

Thinky think think thinkity thinky thinky thoughts. Lovely thoughts. Lovely thinky thoughts. Thinkingest thingerage thinkertons. Thoughts.

...

Bugger.]

Elastic bands?

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

So you're not Buffy. Who are you?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

....Who are YOU? [Because Sparrow does not like to be at a loss in an encounter like this.]

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

My name is Winry.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Ah, WINRY, love! [Cue really smarmy face.] You don't look a day under forty! What happened to you, darling?

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

Same thing that happened to you, I suppose. Your name, please?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow, darling! You don't recognize me?!

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

Well, Jack, you're kind of blonde now.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

And you're still blond and unkind. Unless you're kind, now? Hard to tell with you, Miss Rockbell. How's my order coming along?

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

I've been researching on ballistic vests, since it's a new territory for me. Also I have been able to get a guy who regularly creates armor to help. Don't worry, Jack. When I do something it gets done right.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

What can I do? Can I do anything?

...

Also--her little sister might need one as well.

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

No, Jack. We agreed on only one ve-

Buffy has a sister?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Aye--she hasn't told you? Perhaps she's trying to keep her a secret. Mayhap I shouldn't have said a word about her. Buffy's worried this sister will attract undue attention from unsavory types, savvy?

[mamasurgeon.livejournal.com]

Like I said before we haven't spoken in a while, but I understand.

Why specifically a bullet proof vest when there are stronger weapons and means of attack here in Luceti?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

If it's all the same to you, Miss Rockbell, that tale's not mine to share.