y'all know what this is for....

[fourteen]

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

Comments

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

[He just keep that twitch out of his eye. Most of it really isn't directed at you, more the situation in general.] I could... but I have some other pressing issues to deal with now.

Re: [Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

What, you mean the clothes?

[Hey, Sanosuke has experience with this! Considering he got turned into a woman for his first experiment.]

You can probably just wrap the--you know. Your chest. It worked for me before. I can show you how if you need.

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

It's the unwrapping I'm worried about.

Re: [Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

Why are you worried about that? You don't even have to look down when you do that. It's when you're wrapping that you've got to look and touch them, to make sure they're in the right place.

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

I don't want to have anything to do with them!

M-maybe I just won't shower. Yeah. That's it. How long could this really last?

Re: [Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

You don't have a choice here. I mean, you want to show her body respect, right? So you've got to take care of it.

...You're not serious. How is walking around as her being smelly any better?

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

I'll take care of it! I just don't want to look at it!

Re: [Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

...Right. So exactly how are you going to handle showering, then?

Seriously, you're overreacting here. I mean, who is this lady to you, anyway?

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

[Grumpily, with a pout to his voice.] She took care of me as a kid, alright?

[Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

[See, this is why you should be honest right away, Max. Sanosuke can relate to that, because he had a mom. And thinking about being his mom, in her body, with her--things makes him much more sympathetic to your cause.]

Good luck with that, then.

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

OH MAN! What am I going to DO!?

[Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

Well, you're definitely going to shower, because you don't need to stink.

Outside of that? Hell if I know. Maybe if you got drunk first?

[...]

Really, really drunk.

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

Ohman,ohman,ohman,ohman,ohman. I can't do this!

Re: [Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

I'm not seeing where you've got a lot of choice here. Just try and be quick or something!

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Rem would forgive me if I just... stink a little bit. Yeah! Sure she will! Right, Rem? You'll forgive me won't you!?

[Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

...Sure she will. And all the rest of your friends who won't want to get within smelling distance.

Seriously man, I don't know. I think my mom would kill me if I let her body start to reek or something.

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

Well... I'll just a lot of deodorant and stay in my room. These things don't usually last more than a week!




...or two. [Long, drawn-out, miserable groan.]

Re: [Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

...By that point, you won't even be allowed to open your window. And what are your roommates going to do?

[Because there is no good end this time. None at all.]

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

I could move out.

Re: [Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because then her reputation as a reclusive, smelly, hermit woman would really be set in stone.

Just how are you going to explain that to her if she ever shows up, huh?

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

[Vash hadn't thought about that. Even though he's spent a lot of time wishing she would come back and he could see her again.]

Well... if no one saw me and a friend of mine changed too - he should understand.

Re: [Action]

[bearingevil.livejournal.com]

Only if he's got your hang-ups. Who knows, maybe he got someone's body he's happy to be in. You never know with some guys.

[Action]

[iamnotrem.livejournal.com]

He's got most of them, I'm sure. [He's only slightly more lucky that he turned into his girlfriend and not his mother.]