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y'all know what this is for....

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

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[Lalala, flying meatbun on the move carrying meatbuns. Goku notices the blonde girl... That he's a meatbun doesn't mean he doesn't like to meet new people.]

Hi!

[Unfortunately talking makes the bag fall from his mouth, making some meatbuns roll over the snow.]

Oops, I shouldn't talk if I'm carrying those.

You should never talk! Not never ever! What in Satan's left buttock ARE YOU?!

I'm a pork meatbun! But don't me, please! I was a kid before!

[A flying pork meatbun, obviously that explains everything.]

Who's Satan?

....And you say you don't want to be eaten, eh? What's your name, meatbun?

Yeah, don't eat me, because I'm not always a meatbun! And it will hurt! Besides I may not taste good at all, but I can give you one of my meatbuns if you're hungry. They are fine, they have never been anything but meatbuns.

Goku! My name's Son Goku! What's yours?

I....do not want any meatbuns, thank you.

And I'm......Buffy. Buffy Summers. Pleasure.

No? You aren't hungry?

[It's not as if you have a problem eating meatbuns while talking to one, right?]

Nice to meet you, Buffy! How many Summers do you have?

[Totally taking that last name as the name of the season.]

Just the one, actually. Tell me this, Son Goku: why the hell are you a small meat-filled pastry?

Wouldn't it be Buffy Summer then?

[Goku laughs at the question, it reminds him a bit of Kenren, ok?]

I don't know! I woke up like this. It's a bit scary but it's fun!

A bit scary? A BIT? YOU'RE A BALL OF MEAT AND DOUGH, SON. MEAT AND DOUGH.

Pork meat and I can fly! But I hope I won't stay this way forever...

[What kind of counter-argument is that.]

And as a kid I'm meat and bones, right? So what's the difference? It's all meat with something else.

Just.....stop talking. [Because he does not want to think of you as meat. Understandable, since he was almost eaten by cannibals, once. Ticklish subject with Jack.]

But if I don't talk people may think I'm a normal meatbun and want to eat me.

Aye, but by talking, you're putting people right off of all food EVER, mate. Poof! Goodbye, human race!

Eeeh?! Really?! Would it be that bad?

[Way to traumatize the kid.]

So bad. Well, if you're a human and you're racing, I suppose. Might be a good thing for all the herrings and minerals and quinces. Oh, also--the currants.

You're a highly disturbing chap as a meatbun, son. I'm hopin' you're less off-putting when you're not one.

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