y'all know what this is for....

[fourteen]

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

Comments

you started it D8

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[... WHAT WAIT WHAT]

Colonel! [Her voice is softer, but just as shrill and accusing as it would be if she were at normal volume.] You wouldn't!!

What no I deny everything. 8|

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Oh, that is definitely Anise! Dist bursts out laughing as he picks the bag of gald up, as well as some coins. He grins, however, put into much better spirits already. Anise certainly got the short end of the straw in this experiment, but just what were the "rules" of it? If it wasn't just swapping bodies...

Whatever, he'll figure it out later. For now, he's going to troll. And maybe explain why Jade has suddenly reappeared.]

Hahaha! Perhaps if I really was Jade, I wouldn't...though I sincerely doubt even that. Honestly, my dear, you can't tell us apart? I'm insulted.

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[Wait, this isn't the Colonel? The bag seems to freeze and tense up.]

What? [BAW she got excited that he was back, too! Horrible timing, but still.]

[... Also, the Colonel is not beyond trolling. If Anise had eyes right now, she'd be narrowing them at imposter!Jade... and finally makes the connection.]

... Why do you look like the Colonel, Dist?

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Anise, you are on the verge of being dropped with that tone of voice. Though after taking another look at you...well, Dist can't help but snicker all over again. Maybe the Malnosso weren't that awful. They certainly provided marvelous entertainment at the expense of others.]

If only I knew. Clearly, it's an experiment, but I'm beginning to rule out the simple swapping of bodies, considering your...t-truly unfortunate... [/SNERK.] Ahahhaa! I'm never going to forget this, I hope!!

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[Dist you are so lucky that bags can't do much. Anise would've hit you by now. As it is, she settles for lightly hopping indignantly up and down in Dist's hands.]

Sh-shut up! It's not funny, okay? The Malnosso probably think it's hilarious but it so isn't. Boo boo booooo.

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[That furious bouncing is hilarious and slightly adorable, so Dist can only laugh a little more at it. But after a while, he stops and just smiles at the little bag of gald.]

All right, all right, settle down. Why don't I make you some breakfast, Anise?

[THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. 8)]

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[FUCK YOU DIST.]

Oh, ha ha. You're so funny, Dist.

[Sob she can't even give him a dry glare. FML.]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[HAHAHA.]

I've always thought so. Though honestly, this is quite the predicament, as amusing as it may be. I'm not very fond of being outside my own body, you see. ...However... [He pauses, looking away. To tell or not to tell?] I may know who has, ah, borrowed your body, Anise.

[Smiiile~ Dist, you and Jade are scary similar sometimes.]

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[... Oh. That definitely gets her attention.]

What? You know where my body is? I mean, who has it? How come? [Sob that's not fair.]

... You better not have done anything weird to it! [Like he's always threatening to DX]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that accusation means you're getting shoved into his pocket as Dist makes his way to the kitchen, Anise. He needs a strong cup of coffee at the very least. She can watch from the table...not like she has much of a choice as Dist drops the bag of gald on it lazily.]

Possibly the same reason I am in Jade's body...the Malnosso have a very sick sense of humor. And you needn't worry, your body is safe. [He pours himself a cup of coffee, adding two sugars and stirring. Before he takes a sip--] Fon Master Ion has taken residence in it.

[Sip.]

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[Manhandled like... like an inanimate object. Woe. This sucks, and you can bet that she loudly protested to being stuffed into pockets and dropped onto tables. She hopped around indignantly once dropped, even, and was all set to give Dist a piece of her mind just now.]

[Except - did she hear him right?]

Ion's in my body? You've seen him already? Is he okay? [He's just started recovering, and he's already in the middle of another experiment! Anise is hard-pressed to keep the worry from seeping into her voice.]

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Oh man, watching a bag of gald shrieking and hopping around with Anise's voice is truly marvelous entertainment. Dist snickers behind his mug for a few seconds after he spoke, just watching, though he was a little surprised Anise's first reaction was to ask if Ion was all right. Hm, she really was rather grown up, wasn't she? When it mattered, at least.]

Yes, yes, and he looks just as bratty as you normally do. So, I assume he's perfectly fine, health wise. Though, like myself, a bit uncomfortable at first with the sudden revelation...

[galddigger.livejournal.com]

[Anise compensates for her inability to pout in this form by turning up the whine to her voice up to eleven.] I do not look bratty, ever! Ugh! You're horrible!

Boo, I've got better things to do than listen to you like this. I've gotta check on Ion. [GLARE- ... wait she can't do that. Still, she tries. The bag of gald scurunches up as if glaring at Dist-... okay that doesn't work. Anise sighs.] Where is he, anyway? Hiding out in his room?

[jeidotaku.livejournal.com]

[Lorelei, that voice could shatter glass. Dist frowns as Anise whines, tempted to tip her over and watch the contents spill out of that little bag. Though he does chuckle at her indignation over his insult. Hoho, point for him~]

Hm? Oh, yes, yes...I believe Ion was going to change into some more appropriate clothing, now that I recall.

[/glasses. Have fun with that thought, Anise.]