y'all know what this is for....

[fourteen]

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

Comments

[herotypical]

[ okay. she takes another bite, mulling it over. serious mode. ]

...I've heard that John can reverse the things that happen after death, here. [ so she's been doing a little boning up. ] But I'm not sure if you want to trust him.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's the rub, isn't it? 'Sides, part of the problem is that I lost a little more of my soul when I died. Should've lost it all, but I didn't. They brought back what was left of me after that fight.

[Derek eats a little more, looking thoughtful]

Dunno why it's reversed right now, but I know that's part of what's still missing. They just managed to alter my body. Not so sure John could do any better.

[herotypical]

Maybe he can make the alteration permanent. [ still, she isn't so sure she'd trust him either. ]

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

...maybe. Although if that were the case, I'm pretty sure someone would have already done it so that I didn't go on an all night feeding frenzy at some point.

[herotypical]

I don't know. You've been playing it close to the chest -- and I get that they monitor us, but...but maybe they don't realize just how close you were. [ might still be, next week. ]

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

...they'd have to be pretty sloppy not to notice, don't you think? If they had to bring me back...wouldn't they have had to check me out first?

[herotypical]

I don't think that's how it works. They're not in charge of the bringing back -- it's just a part of this world. Like the wings.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

...Maybe, but I'll be honest. I'm not convinced they're as lost in the dark as they pretend to be.

[Now his eating is turning thoughtful.]

Dunno about John, either. But I'll think about it. Few more pieces out of me might be worth it if it'll keep me from hurting other folks.

[herotypical]

And keep you fighting fit. Remember, they want people like you and me for the drafts.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

...trust me, as a vampire, I'm still fighting fit; maybe even more so. Just a lot less picky about my targets and what I do to them.

[herotypical]

Exactly. They can't risk one good soldier eating all the others. They don't want an army of one.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[Derek drops it before it becomes a circular argument; if they know, they either didn't care, or couldn't fix it. If they didn't know, they either didn't care enough to keep track of their lab rats...or they were just stupid. And he didn't buy the 'stupid' argument for a moment.

...which didn't leave a whole lot of good news for this particular situation.]

We'll see.

In the meantime...I'm going to enjoy being human.

[herotypical]

I still want check-ins. This could last a week or it could last a day.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll still check in.

[herotypical]

And use the nights for sleeping?

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

Well, since I don't have a girlfriend, I guess so...

[herotypical]

Whoa, tiger. I just meant no skulking around being night-watch boy. Your personal life is just that. Personal.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

[Derek just laughs.

Yes, he really is feeling good enough to mess with Buffy.

After a few moments, though, he'll sober back up.]

I'll probably still do some skulking. No point in getting lazy. And I'll check out better spots to stay for...when this goes back to normal. Probably a good idea to do it now while I'm healthy.

[herotypical]

Right. Look at you, braining away.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess.

[He'll take back the share of anchovies Buffy didn't eat and puts them on his own pizza.]

I'm thinking maybe the tunnels will help keep me subdued.

[herotypical]

They might do. it's probably worth a try.

[ chowing down on crust. ]

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

If not...I'll probably head back for those caves.

[Derek's lost count of the slices now.]

For now though...[he shrugs] I'll be around.

So what do you recommend after food?

[herotypical]

Dessert, duh.

[derek-bliss.livejournal.com]

Dessert's not food?

[herotypical]

Shh, don't let my hips hear you say that. They have a very fine relationship with raspberry cheesecake that I'm not out to spoil.