y'all know what this is for....

[fourteen]

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

Comments

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Erm---I don't know. Your lover, I assume.

1/?

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

[..................


This face forever.]

2/

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

[Because seriously --]

done

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

Why would you assume something like that?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Well I look like Buffy, don't I?

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you and Buffy aren't -- at least, I thought she was with someone --

What does that have to do with it?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Jack quickly amends:] Oi--right---we're not together, lass. Lad. However, it would seem I've turned into someone I WOULD be together with if there were any mutualness whatsoever in that area of feeling. Therefore my assumption: you've turned into one whom you're mutual with.

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

You're mistaken.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Well what else could it be? I see no other rationale to this strange alteration.

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

People have been turning into other things -- some of them not even alive. So your theory doesn't really hold water.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Ah, right.

...[Sparrow is not really convinced, Raine.]

How does one turn into a not-alive thing?

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

More of an inanimate-object type thing. I've seen bags of chips. Fruit. A piece of cake. The Shifts can do just about anything, especially if it isn't natural.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Well that's highly disturbing, isn't it. What if that cake gets eaten? What then?

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

So far I haven't heard of any cases. If it happened... I'd suppose they'd return to the world with a penalty.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Well it'd be bloody CANNIBALISM, now wouldn't it? Have you ever been nearly eaten by cannibals, mistress? Horrible thing! Best no one eat anything til it's over.

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the sentient pieces of food will let us know if that were the case. The ones more likely to be in unusual places. Or projecting at you to not eat them.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

P-projecting at me? [That is so terrifying, Raine.]

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

Speaking rather loudly in terrified tones. "Please don't eat me, Mr. Pirate Captain." [All said in Albert's driest monotone.]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[If you can picture Buffy doing Jack's "eww" face, that is what is happening now.] Gruesome. Utterly gruesome. Damned Malnosso.

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should take it upon yourself to find all of the food-turned citizens, to save them from such a fate.

As long as you don't make the attempt on an empty stomach.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Right. You're taking the piss, aren't you. That's fine, Mistress Raine: you can do whatever you like to me, as I still owe you a rather weighty life-debt.

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

My apologies, Captain. I suppose being him is starting to get to me. [... But it was fun.] And I told you before, you don't owe me anything.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Have you seen him like this? In this form? What did he say about it?

[notastrategist.livejournal.com]

We haven't discussed it very much. It is what it is.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

And what did he transform into?