y'all know what this is for....

[fourteen]

Who: EVERYONE
What: SHENANIGANS
When: ANY OLD TIME (between Jan 24 and Jan 30 anyhoot)
Where: EVERYWHERE
Summary: Everyone becomes that which they love, covet, adore, or otherwise desire, and it ends exceptionally well for every single person involved. Hooray!
Rating: Who even knows. Anywhere from G to R, I would suppose.

No cut for this -- this is a MASS INTERACTION POST for the You Are What You Love event! For those of you who don't want to have to post up actual entries in your characters' journals (though you are of course still free to do that), this is the place to be all week if you just want to toss out random shenanigans! (Or more serious shenanigans. Or whatever brand of shenanigans you prefer, really.) There's no real need to state your date/location in the subject line of your tag, but you may feel free to do so!

Please threadjack like bosses, and above all, have fun! ♥

Comments

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

...

Were you aware that our Buffy has been warning people about me?

[Because Jack is clearly not over this yet.]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[ he looks exasperated hearing this. ]

I didn't think she'd need to tell me. What have you been doing now?

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Well I haven't done ANYTHING, have I? ...Maybe some marauding.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

You better not think of doing any of that in her body, you know. I'll put a stop to it.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[A snort.] First off, McCoy, there'd be little you could do, on account of you're so....little. Secondses, there's little I could do because I've no manner of strength at all. Probably could barely lift a sword like this. [Jack is exaggerating a bit there, but he's right about not having his natural strength or slayer powers.]

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Never underestimate a doctor, Sparrow. I'll stick a hypospray in the back of your knees and keep you nice and sedated until you're back to your usual, unhygienic self.

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[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

poor jackie

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

... Just think, this will probably be the last time I see my daughter's face for a long time.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

What of your photothingamawhatsit?

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

It's not the same.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Oh! I know a Jilly! I know a Jilly what makes beautiful pictures! Perhaps she can do your portrait, Bones. Erm--Joanna's portrait.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

A portrait? [ he laughs, which sounds more like a giggle in his current state. ]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Aye! This Jilly, she's an amazing hand with a pen. Could do you just lifelike, I expect.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

How archaic.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Beautiful. Magic, even. Lovely what she can do.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

Am I going to have to be worried about this girl? [ no interest can be healthy. ]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[Yes.]

What, Bonesy?!

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I can just feel my blood pressure soar whenever you take an interest in people. I mean, just look at you!

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

What?! Nothin' wrong with being a pirate, is there. Plenty of other pirates here as well.

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

And yet you're the one who causes the most trouble.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Look, mate--I'm not out to cause the lovely Jilly any trouble, savvy?

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

... If I've found out you've lied to this face, then we're done.

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

[A sigh. A very long-suffering sigh.] McCoy, I'm NOT gonna do anything to harm her!

[hippocraticly.livejournal.com]

[pirate-buffy.livejournal.com]

Right. I...if I go utterly MAD, there's no tellin', but I'd never want to hurt the lass, Bonesy. Hand over heart!