Hanging With Mr. Koopa

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

Who: The Bowser Bunch + Family (and any wealthy folk are invited too). Oh, and hired entertainers. :|a
What: Tuesday Night Dinner!
When: Dinner time. My stars, were you not listening?
Where: House 11 - Bowser's Manor
Summary: Tuesday night is a special event in the Bowser family. Because it means guests and entertainment!
Rating: E FOR EVERYONE EVER


[Arranged in the dining hall of the Koopa Hall is three tables in |_| shape. Sitting at the center table, in his large dining chair that's almost like a throne is Bowser. His little wife, Gelda, is seated in a comparatively smaller seat next to him. The kids, naturally, are free to sit where they want. Except for of course his favorites. Presea naturally gets to sit on the other side of Bowser. Jay, being the only other not complete failure in the family, gets to sit by Gelda. The other kids? Well, whatever. Sit wherever they want.

As always, Bowser extended invitations to the other wealthy inhabitants of Luceti. Primarily those of the noble persuasion, but just being well off is enough to get invited to this feast. The only other people invited are those who provided the food (beyond what Gelda herself could provide) to make it a truly delicious feast. Oh, and entertainers. Bowser pays rather well for anyone who can make him laugh. Otherwise the Chomp chained up in the middle of the tables might bite at the entertainer if everyone (or rather Bowser) starts booing. Naturally of course, tossing food at the Chomp to eat is perfectly natural.

A feast fit for a koopa king! Even if he's not a king here. But there will be meat and fruit and cake and music and entertainment and a truly obnoxious host. Will anyone but family even bother coming...?]

Comments

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately, Bowser is far from being Jay's favorite dad, so he's grateful he gets to sit by Gelda instead. He sits patiently, waiting for his dinner to arrive.]

[redheaded-rock.livejournal.com]

[Hey Jay. Guess who's sitting beside you?]

How long do you think before it [and she gestures to the Chomp between the tables] goes after someone?

[unseenspy.livejournal.com]

[He glances at the Chomp with a smirk.]

It shouldn't be too long at all.

[dakingofawesome.livejournal.com]

[Bowser, seated at the head of the table, is eating what looks to be an entire leg of lamb. He's being generally obnoxious, as usual, and hoping for some entertainment. If he'll even get any, at least.]

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

[Chopper, on the other hand, can be found on Gelda's side at the far end of the Koopa table. He'll be spending most of his time picking at his plate (loaded mainly with fruits and some sweets), glancing uneasily at the Chomp while tossing it scraps, and generally looking like he has no idea what he's doing there. Occasionally, though, he'll smile at the performers and anyone else collected at the tables.]

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

[Chopper's smile is stupid. And annoying. Like the rest of him. Though Hisoka is across the table from Chopper, he is very firmly and visibly annoyed by his continued existence. And by family dinners. And by Bowser's lack of table manners.

He'll just be here, picking at his food and throwing glares at his annoyingly helpful brother feeding table scraps to the Chomp.] I's going to get fat if you keep doing that.

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

[Chopper scowls and considers throwing the Chomp another scrap just to spite his brother, but decides against it. If he fed it too much, it might start expecting food from him all the time and then eat him when he didn't give it any.]

It is not! Everyone gives it food all the time!

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

And if everyone pulled off a wing, you'd do it too? You could at least try to have your own brain.

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

Like anyone would be dumb enough to pull off their wing!

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

...You really do give stupid people entirely too much credit.

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

Name one person! Everyone knows what happens when we mess with our wings!

[aphephobic.livejournal.com]

And yet Father's the only one sensible enough to have bothered growing a shell over them to keep them safe.

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

...It's not like people can grow a shell just because they want to, you know.

[kissdiet.livejournal.com]

[What with hir... condition. Cam hasn't needed to eat in as long as sie can remember. Thus, hir sitting at the table is more about putting things on a plate (to look presentable!) and then trying to slide them off to Chomp. Because other people throw things to chomp too sie doesn't need to quite be covert, but sie still feels like sie ought to be sometimes]