http://dakingofawesome.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dakingofawesome.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] lucetilogs2011-04-26 02:21 pm

Hanging With Mr. Koopa

Who: The Bowser Bunch + Family (and any wealthy folk are invited too). Oh, and hired entertainers. :|a
What: Tuesday Night Dinner!
When: Dinner time. My stars, were you not listening?
Where: House 11 - Bowser's Manor
Summary: Tuesday night is a special event in the Bowser family. Because it means guests and entertainment!
Rating: E FOR EVERYONE EVER


[Arranged in the dining hall of the Koopa Hall is three tables in |_| shape. Sitting at the center table, in his large dining chair that's almost like a throne is Bowser. His little wife, Gelda, is seated in a comparatively smaller seat next to him. The kids, naturally, are free to sit where they want. Except for of course his favorites. Presea naturally gets to sit on the other side of Bowser. Jay, being the only other not complete failure in the family, gets to sit by Gelda. The other kids? Well, whatever. Sit wherever they want.

As always, Bowser extended invitations to the other wealthy inhabitants of Luceti. Primarily those of the noble persuasion, but just being well off is enough to get invited to this feast. The only other people invited are those who provided the food (beyond what Gelda herself could provide) to make it a truly delicious feast. Oh, and entertainers. Bowser pays rather well for anyone who can make him laugh. Otherwise the Chomp chained up in the middle of the tables might bite at the entertainer if everyone (or rather Bowser) starts booing. Naturally of course, tossing food at the Chomp to eat is perfectly natural.

A feast fit for a koopa king! Even if he's not a king here. But there will be meat and fruit and cake and music and entertainment and a truly obnoxious host. Will anyone but family even bother coming...?]

[identity profile] tanukipoint.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Chopper scowls and considers throwing the Chomp another scrap just to spite his brother, but decides against it. If he fed it too much, it might start expecting food from him all the time and then eat him when he didn't give it any.]

It is not! Everyone gives it food all the time!

[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
And if everyone pulled off a wing, you'd do it too? You could at least try to have your own brain.

[identity profile] tanukipoint.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Like anyone would be dumb enough to pull off their wing!

[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
...You really do give stupid people entirely too much credit.

[identity profile] tanukipoint.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Name one person! Everyone knows what happens when we mess with our wings!

[identity profile] aphephobic.livejournal.com 2011-04-28 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet Father's the only one sensible enough to have bothered growing a shell over them to keep them safe.

[identity profile] tanukipoint.livejournal.com 2011-04-29 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...It's not like people can grow a shell just because they want to, you know.