lucetilogs | Out with the old....

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Out with the old....

Who: Everyone
What: New Year's.
When: Dec. 31st, New Year's Eve, to Jan 1st, New Year's Day.
Where: Everywhere
Summary: It's New Year's, and the people of Luceti have a lot to reflect upon, and to look forward to. And on a more meta level, new journal names.
Rating: We'll see...

New Year's brings images of crowds, and songs, and fireworks; staying up til midnight and watching balls or bells being rung. But Luceti is a different time and place. Whether you're partying with friends or watching the sunrise, what are you doing today?

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[Kyaaaaaaa.

This is. So surreal. They're both used to people reacting to Swampert with either awe or a sudden rush to withdraw anything that isn't a Grass-type from the battle so... neither of them really know how to react! So yes, Yotsuba can pet the giant orangey-blue creature.]

Uh, yeah... He's a good swimmer.

[Nyaaaaaa.

Petting is go! She rubs the top of the big axolotl's head and touches one of the fins on the top of his head. It's pretty exciting and cool to be petting A GIANT BLUE AND ORANGE THING but she's being fairly gentle.] Whoaaah, it's like Yotsuba is touching a fish. A big fish which is blue and orange and has spiky cheeks! [He feels cooooool~]

[Pets henrukitty....?

. . . So, two things happening here! One, Swampert is enjoying this so much he starts rubbing his head against Yotsuba's hand and Two, Brendan feels so emasculated right now it hurts.]

F-fish don't exactly have legs, y'know?

[Nyaaa~

D'aaaw he's just a big softie despite all the linefacing and complete bemusement. Keeping up the petting, the fact Swampert starts rubbing back against her hand only encourages her!] Ohhh, that's true. But he feels like a fish! A leg fish, that's cool. [And then to Swampert.] Yotsuba's gonna pat your head, and scratch your chin, and give you a belly rub! [Pokémon = dogs?]

[....... d'aww.

No, Pokémon are not dogs!] That's not exactly-- ...............

[SWAMPERT, COMPLYING IS NOT HELPING YOUR TRAINER'S CASE HERE. YOU'RE MEANT TO BE HIS BADASS BRO OF ALL THINGS WATER/GROUND NOT... trying to roll onto your back so she can bellyrub you...]

Nevermind.

['^' Nya.

Could have fooled me! Yotsuba will wait as Swampert rolls over. And then... Bellyrubsbellyrubsbellyrubs!]

Look. look, he rolled over! Good boy! Do you like that? Yotsuba is the best at giving belly rubs.

[loli kittens.

He's not going to woof okay!! He's going to... purr! In a manly way!]

Y-yeah, he likes things like that...

[Is that your favourite kind of kitten?

Swamperts can purr? Seems you learn something new everyday. Sadly, Swampert is pretty big and Yotsuba arms can only keep moving for so long before they get tired. Time to call in back-up!]

Heeey, you should come and pet him too! Look how much he likes it, I bet he'll love you lots and lots if you start now! Come on, join in.

[Possibly?

It's more like a watery gargle but..

what.

No really, what.] W-we're already partners! We don't do stuff like that! [Not since he was a Mudkip, and that was only when no-one was looking!]

[What about shota kittens?

Je ne comprends pas. Is there a problem here she isn't seeing? Hold on Swampert, she's going to fix this.

Walking over to Brendan, grabbing at his hand and trying to drag him over to Swampert. Come and pet your axolotl!]

But he really likes it, come ooon! Give him a big hug too.

[Catboys are so fucking kawaii okok.

WHAT.] B-but--! [HE CAN'T EXACTLY FIGHT BACK AGAINST A GIRL so he's just. Slowly dragged over to his own Pokémon while he fixes it with a glare. This is your fault Swampbro!! Don't you go all Lax Nature on him!!

Averting his eyes still, he's not petting dammit.] He's too big to hug.

[THEY ARE I FULLY AGREE WITH THIS CATBOYS ARE THE BEST--

Great success! Sort of. Once she's dragged him close enough she'll try moving Brendan's hand in a petting motion on Swampert.] Like that, okay? Yotsuba can't do this for you all the time when he needs to be petted so learn fast!

[And is that so? She's gonna try it! Flinging her arms around the Pokémon... And yeah, this isn't a hug at all.] ...Half a hug?

[BUNNYBOYS ALSO HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART.

Okay, fine, you win Yostuba. He's petting his own Swampert. thisissofuckingembarrassingohgodmakeitstop.] He doesn't need petting...

... Good enough!

[BUNNYBOYS? Madness.

Even greater success, a victory for small children everywhere!] Yes he does, if he didn't then he wouldn't be rolling around on his back! [Still half hugging the big blue axolotl.]

What do you think, big blue? You like it? [Swampert has now been renamed big blue. Name Rater Yotsuba has spoken!]

[But... bunnyboy butts! Butties!

Does Aoba fit into that category...] That's... you...

[Swampert proceeds to slowwwwwly raise his head and... nod holy shit he is not getting Pokéblocks for a month after this.] I guess so, huh...

[Okay now you're just trollan. Surely?!

...Nnnnno.] It is? [Welp then, getting on her back on the ground and rolling about.] Yotsuba can do it too!

[Clapping her hands!] He needs lots and lotsa love and effecshun!

[Hey, don't make fun of my tastes!

sobs.] ...

I'm not petting you too, if that's what you're thinking.

[Fine, fine... As 'unique' as they are.

Man up.] Ohhh, Yotsuba hadn't thought of that one, good idea! [Lifting her arms and legs up, something akin to a dog rolling over onto its back... Then she looks at Swampert.] He'll have the same.

[my tastes > your tastes okok.

bugger.] ... I said no! This isn't a Swampert-slash-Yotsuba petting service!

[MY TASTES ARE VERY REFINED.

Language.] ...Yes it is. [Turning to Swampert.] It is, isn't it? [Blue bro has her back in this.]

[REFINED FAECAL MATTER IS STILL FAECAL MATTER.

Sowwy.] Y-you guys...! This isn't cool, okay!?

[YOUR MOTHER

Good boy.] Really cool! It's really cool! [This is cooler than cool okay?! Just give in Brendan. Yotsuba starts laughing kicks her legs in the air.] Really really cool!

[OHHHHH YOU WENT THERE.

Pet me...] It's really uncool, more like! [Look, he's petting the Pokémon, okay!? Are you satisfied?]

[I AM A COMEBACK MASTER

.../pets

FINE she's satisfied for now or whatever. Getting up, flopping over Swampert and looking at his face.] There, you got all petted and it was sort of fun? Let's do this again sometime!

[AW SNAP BRO.

no not there.

AWESOME.] S, sure... some other time sounds good. [WHY DOES HE LOOK SO HAPPY GODDAMN.]

Out with the old....

HOMURA

HOLD THAT

HOMURA

HOLD THAT

MAMI-SAN

HOLD THAT

from the soul cousin, this ain't the time!

shoulda wished for more money cause now you ain't got a dime!

ANTE UP

BECOME MEGUCA

ANTE UP

NO MEDUKA

get a contract, where my girls at

if sayaka becomes a witch you better bust that!

ANTE UP

BECOME MEGUCA

ANTE UP

NO MEDUKA

taking grief seeds, yeah you need these

i'mma fuck kyuubey up, i'mma preach peace

~INSTRUMENTAL~

/claps

/jumps around

JUMP. JUMP. JUMP AROUND.

leaps into your arms

holds onto forever

holds back....

never leave me star