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Who: Sanji, Nami, Zoro, and probably the rest of the SH crew at some point.
What: Mallynaps Suck
When: February 2nd, probably some time in the evening.
Where: The foot of the mountains. House 6 later.
Summary: Nami and Sanji are kinda chibified. And stranded in the mountains. Luckily, a certain swordsman with a wonderful sense of direction is there to take them home. >_>
Rating: PG-13 if you include Sanji's mouth. ~~He started early.~~

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[WHATEVER. You gotta start young to turn cussing into an artform]

Like what? [Excitement has made its encore appearance on Sanji's face, all that pirate technicality bullshit forgotten.] How many islands have you been to? Did you guys reach the end of the Grand Line yet?

[Chopper is all too happy to answer every question, doing a quick count of the islands in his head.] Our log pose has taken us to six islands since I joined, but we've stopped by a lot more in-between! All of it's really cool - we've seen a city on the ocean that keeps building over itself to stay above water, and an island where everything is super looooooooong, and we've even visited an island floating in the sky! And we're only halfway across the Grand Line!

[*^* In a soft whisper] I can't wait to go there myself...

Even if I had to be a pirate, it would be worth it.

[Biggest, dumbest smile ever = get.]

It is! It can be a bit scary to leave your home island at first...but once you're out there, there's so much to see! I don't regret any of it!

[Nod nod] When I go, I'm gonna have so many adventures!

Like Fishman Island! I hear only the best ships can make it there.

Oh, Fishman Island is where we were when I was taken back to Luceti! You'll really like it there! [And he is meaning this literally. 8|a]

Yeah! I promised Keimi-san I'd visit her, too.

Oh, you've already met her? Has she told you what the island is like?

A little bit. She said they have ovens in bubbles down there.

[Y E P. This is what Sanji takes away from that conversation]

Yeah, and all the coral decorations look just like candy!

[And this is what Chopper took away from his experience there. *_*b]

And there will be a lot of mermaids down there too, I bet!

[*_* CAN WE JUST LEAVE NOW?]

There are! Oh, and maybe I should check their library for any new medical texts when I go back!

[This thread is now about fanboying.]

You think they'd have some cookbooks, too?

[Chopper, you are the best bro]

Aa, I'm sure they do! Think about all the amazing fish they can get down there! [do...fishmen eat fish, or would that be weird...8|a] I'll bet they have a ton of recipes!

[Hark! Having already talked to Keimi, Sanji has the answer to this question]

Keimi-san says they don't eat fish. I think it's because it would be like eating your neighbor.

Oh...that makes sense. [Sage nod.] I wouldn't want to eat venison, after all!

Do you not eat any type of meat, either?

I usually prefer other food, but I don't mind eating meat as long as it tastes good! [AND ISN'T VENISON.] Besides, we have a rule on our ship: eat everything before Luffy does!

...

He must be a giant... [Why no, Sanji hasn't met his captain yet.]

Actually, he's really skinny. [A tad too skinny for Chopper's tastes, sometimes, but at least he gained some muscle over the two years. ...come to think of it, Adult!You could bear to put on a few pounds too B|] He never keeps his weight on, but that probably just has something to do with his Devil Fruit ability.

He ate a cursed fruit?? [Aaaaaa so cool `^` When does he get to meet this monster?]

What type?

Luffy ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi, so he's a rubber man! Any part of his body can stretch super looooooooong! [ISN'T THAT THE COOLEST?]

... That's it? [Sanji was expecting... I dunno, a SUPER GORILLA MAN or HALF-DRAGON HALF-DINOSAUR. Rubber seems so pathetically underwhelming when compared to his imagination]

Edited 2012-02-23 05:02 (UTC)

Yep! And he can use his arm like a pistol! Fwoosh! [Someone is incapable of sensing disappointment, and instead mocks up his best Luffy-voice.] Jet Pistol!

... I guess that's cool. [While he's not into guns, shooting your arm at someone with enough speed to mimic one is pretty badass] Maybe he'll show me!

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