world's best mom

[divinacommedia]

Who: Battler, Ange and Kyrie
What: Mother's Day stuff.....
When: Backdated to Sunday
Where: Battler and Kyrie's house
Summary: Doin' something a little special for mama
Rating: PG ;)


[Alrighty! Battler had called over Ange, the two of them had planned on giving Kyrie some presents on this wonderful day- and of course this is really the first time Battler's done this with his newly acquired mother. In any case, they were in the kitchen... trying to cook for her. Breakfast in bed after all.

Except ....with Ange helping out this might not go as well as he had hoped.]

Comments

!?soom

[divinacommedia]

C...cute? Aha.... I don't think so! Come on come on, don't make me say thaaaat!

knock knock

[repudiate]

Ah, so you can do it easily with me but not with mom, onii-chan? [ 8|-ing at him before turning back to Kyrie.. ]

Don't worry mom, I think you're plenty cute. No matter what Battler onii-chan might say.

koz is a copycat

[selfinteresting]

My, how cruel, Battler! Ange will be getting a better present at christmas.

fuck you guys

[divinacommedia]

O....oi! Oi oi oi! No fair no faaaaair! It's easier for her to say!

[HE GRIPS HIS HEAD] It's useless! It's all useless! I want more preseeeents!

don't you love us, koz :(

[repudiate]

If you want better or more presents, onii-chan, you have to work for it.

[ see, it's much more fun when it's Battler they're teasing rather than her!! ]

we love YOU...

[selfinteresting]

Is it? Is it so difficult to tell your mother how much you love her?

2 bad i h8 u

[divinacommedia]

No it's not that it's not thaaaat! It's.... I can't just... say you're cute-! [KYRIE YOU'RE SUCH A WOMAN IT'S

HARD TO

SAY IT OKAY

DEM BUBS]

Nngggouuuuhhhhh!! [and he's on the floor, fetal position.]

.... ;A;

[repudiate]

[ .. st.. aring.. at him.. onii-chan why.. ]

Mom, I don't think onii-chan is really feeling well today. [ or on any other day. 8| ]

:( but koz...bn

[selfinteresting]

No, it doesn't look like he is, does it? What's wrong, Battler?

[so it is dem bubs huh, well this is always the first thing she suspects anyway, so...]

Are you finally noticing...?

no bn ever

[divinacommedia]

[DEM BUBS, CURSE THEM.]

Of course I'm noticing! Hell- I've noticed a long time ago! Don't bring it up Kyrie-saaaaaaan!!

but i thought koz was the bn's biggest fan

[repudiate]

[ stares from Kyrie.. to Battler on the floor...



staring back at Kyrie, mom, do something?! ]

she is, she's just tsun for them

[selfinteresting]

[...Wow, she...didn't expect him to actually say that...she really thought it was all just teasing...Battler...way to make things weird. But it's not like she can just stop teasing now, right?! It's impossible isn't it?! It's useless, all useless?!?!?!]

Aah, I'm sorry we could never have the bonding of breast-feeding.

[She sounds pretty uncertain about that, actually. Battler actually admitting to it wasn't supposed to happen. She can't make these jokes with a straight face if it's true?!]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[divinacommedia]

[hey, they didn't used to be related and now they are. Even then it was weird to him but THEY'RE SO

GODDAMN HUGE

HOW CAN HE NOT NOTICE??]

Guuoouuggghh!! Shut up shut uuup about iiiiit! This is bad, this is so damn baaaad!

why would you be tsun for bn

[repudiate]

[ She agrees on the 'bad' part, breast-feeding jokes, why.. ]

... Mother's Day sure is more.. interesting when Battler onii-chan is here too, huh.

you know you do...

[selfinteresting]

[because as much as she's (unsure) about it, mom has no filter.]

It's as if I have ten children, judging by the noise.

okay i do....

[divinacommedia]

[okay he stops shrieking....]

Heh.... [Battler sits up, scratching the back of his head and looking between Ange and Kyrie.]

Would it be normal if it were quiet though? I don't think so!

[repudiate]

So you want people to think we're weird, onii-chan?

[ walking over to him and at least holding out a hand to help him up.. ] At least get up from the floor.

[selfinteresting]

People are going to start thinking I'm torturing you over here. Or the house is haunted.

oh fuck me

[divinacommedia]

E...eh! Hey don't talk about ghosts- those definitely don't exist!

[he reaches out to Ange, pulling himself back up here.]

don't mind if i do ;)

[repudiate]

I think she's refering more to how the sound you mere making sounds like the stereotypical ghost wailing you hear in haunted houses at amusement parks and all that, onii-chan.

.. Regardless of the fact whether they exist or not, either way. [ SHE WAS TALKING TO MARIA BACK HOME, OKAY.. ;A; ]

;) oh miss koz

[selfinteresting]

Of course. You sound just like one of those casettes they were selling around the time of the conference. Do you want people to start spreading rumours of this house being haunted?

[Okay, she's getting up, don't mind mom in her nightclothes here, guys.]

[divinacommedia]

[god dammit mom, night pj's yo.]

W-wait Kyrie-san! If you get up it defeats the purpose of eating breakfast in bed!

[repudiate]

[ yeah, don't mind it, Battler.... ]

Exactly. Then we might as well not have taken the effort of getting all this up here.

[selfinteresting]

What, I can't even stand up? Fine, fine, confine me to my bed...

[getting back in, geez...]

But then, you two will have to come here instead.

[divinacommedia]

[Go over there? UuuhhhHHHHHH okay. Battler looks at Ange, and then walks over to where Kyrie is, his hands in his pockets now.]

What is it what is it?