I'm over the moon

[lucetimods]

Who: All draftees
What: Arriving on The Liberator and preparing for battle
When: Today, from 9AM to 3PM
Where: SPAAAACE
Summary: The draftees are in space! On a ship! IN SPACE! SPACE!
Rating: SPACE

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!

But no really. The draftees are in space. The mod post about it is here, so familiarize yourself with the details. This log is for general interactions, where you can tag around as your characters familiarize themselves with the ship, look out the windows, try on their space suits, and run simulations for the Tyr-Fighters. (Among other things.)

Specialist Davis can be encountered and will have a thread available on the log to talk to him on.

Comments

[dogboy]

[Damn you.

There's hair beneath the bird!! Soren trills loudly in reply, making a little nest out of it, and Chien peeks into the room he heard the call from. What the hell were they doing?]

What the hell are you doing? [aw caught]

[rollypolyclover]

[Aw shitfuck. Time to hide.

DIVING ONTO ONE OF THE BUNKS IN THE ROOM AND HIDING UNDER THE COVERS. She's being careful to make sure the blankets aren't pushing down on her head though, can't let the poor birdy get attacked by a blanket now.

You can't seeeeee heeeeer~]

[dogboy]

[Yotsuba.

Yotsuba.

He saw you.

That's not gonna work. Soren presses his little body against her head though, to help hide, and Chien's literally just standing this with a bewildered look on his face. Did they really think that he didn't know where they were because he couldn't see them?

It's pretty sad he won't play along though. He'll just go over to the bed and tug on the blanket.]

You two are morons if you think a blanket'd protect you.

[rollypolyclover]

[CAN'T HEAR YOU CHIEN.

I'M SLEEPING.

SNOOOOOORE.

SEE? SLEEPING. THAT WAS A SNORE.

DEFINITELY NOT PRETENDING OR ANYTHING.

GO AWAY PLZ.]

[dogboy]

[That's the fastest sleeper if he's ever heard one--

Soren did you just snore too.

Birds don't snore you moron how did you even do that.

In one clean motion, Chien tears the blanket off the two.]

Stop playing around!

[rollypolyclover]

[See?! They're both sleeping just let it go man.

Even with the blanket gone Yotsuba stays put and keeps on snoring. The corners of her mouth tug up in a smile now and then. She can't help it, she's totally fooling Chien into thinking she's asleep! Or at least she thinks so.

Even mister birdy is playing along. SHE IS THE BEST ACTOR EVER.

So yeah, seriously, still asleep over here. Excuse you.]

[dogboy]

[She won't be asleep when he rolls them both off the bed. Or attempts to.]

I know you're not asleep, dumbasses, why do you even bother trying?

[rollypolyclover]

[Yes she will because even with her eyes closed Yotsuba is a pro at hitting people DO NOT MOVE ME YOU LESSER BEING. KA-SLAP.

... And even after that she'll just flop onto the floor and pretend to sleep there.]

[dogboy]

[... Wow did she just. Wow.

Soren's fallen with her, luckily unharmed, and whistles out another snore. Chien just goes to where they fell and stares, trying to figure out their game.]

Fine, you're sleeping and can hit people in your sleep. I guess I'll just look at the planet again by myself.

[A twitch from Soren, because he loves looking at the planet. Yotsuba, Yotsuba, have you seen it yet?]

[rollypolyclover]

[... Her eyes snap open and she looks dead ahead, still flopped out on the floor.]

Yotsuba wants to look at the planet too. I can sleep and look at planets at the same time.

[She's just that awesome.]

I'm sleeping, you have to carry Yotsuba.

[dogboy]

[Soren trills his agreement. Carry them, Chien. Carry them.]

No way. If you can sleep-fight and sleep-talk, you can sleep-walk.

[rollypolyclover]

Carry meee!

[Rolling back and forth with her arms up in the air. Come on Chieeeen even your bird agrees.]

You're not meant to wake up sleepwalkers so carry meee. It's not a dream!

[dogboy]

[Chiiieeeeennnn!!! Carry theemmmmm!!! Comeooooon you sourpuss, carry them!!! They're sleepy and sleeping and stuff!]

How do you know it's not a dream? You could be dreaming right now and you wouldn't know it.

[rollypolyclover]

If this were a dream then Yotsuba would have hit the ceiling and floated off into space by now. [DUH.

NOW SHUT UP AND CARRY THEM YOU LOSER.]

[dogboy]

[He hates kids.

FINE HE'LL HEFT HER UP you're not much heavier than what Soren's gonna be when he evolves this is good practice........

Btw no princess style this is potato sack style. Chien whistles a little bird song at Soren too, who helpfully takes off and lands on his trainer's head. Oh boy.]

If I hear one complaint, I'll let you fly off into space.

[rollypolyclover]

[Leg flailing go! At least dump her on your back and not carry like she's an object you jerk! Huff!!]

This isn't want Yotsuba wanted! Do it properly, you're not doing it right!!

[Oh no, birdy, come back! D: Her hair is so much more awesome than his! Plus hers is probably washed.]

[dogboy]

[Nope he'll bite her leg LOOK HE'LL BITE HER LEG there he did it.]

Shut up you brat! I'm carrying you like you asked.

[rollypolyclover]

[SCREAM SHE'S GOING TO GET RABIES.

SCREAM SOMEONE BIT HER.

SCREAAAAAAAAAAM.]

[dogboy]

[Well this wasn't a mistake at all.]

Shut the hell up you! I didn't even bite you hard!

[ugh ugh trudges along]

[rollypolyclover]

[YOU STILL BIT HER THOUGH OH MY GOD?!

SCREAMING LOUDER.]

Waaaaah! W-Waaaaaah-haaah-haaaah!!

[SPACE ISN'T FUN ANYMOOOOORE.]

[dogboy]

[Huurrrggg.]

Soren, do something about her!

[The Taillow trills and hops onto Yotsuba's head, nuzzling her. Shhh, shh, it's okay, Chien doesn't have rabies. Just punch his teeth out when you get the chance.]

[rollypolyclover]

[... Yes small bird. She understand fully. Thank you comrade birdy, now she has realised her mission!

Punch Chien.

Whilst it would be wonderful for Yotsuba to somehow understand this, she doesn't. Instead she thinks something along the lines of 'ooh birdy' and stops crying because hfdkjh nuzzling.

Buuut she's probably going to punch Chien anyway, even without comrade birdy.]

Waaaah! The feathers tickle Yotsuba's nooose, wahahahaaaa!

[Now she's sort of. Sob-laughing. Laughbing.]

[dogboy]

[He quickens his pace, looking through the windows they pass-- oh there is such a thing as fate. The good kind. Chien'll at least set her down all nice.]

Shut up and look. Right there, that's the planet. And the village is right by that big swirling cloud.

[LET HIM POINT IT OUT he won't ever get tired of looking at this, to be honest.]

[rollypolyclover]

[Whoah hold up, you're blinding her with astronomy. Dogs know about planets and what they are? The dogs are planning to invade.

Okayno she's all over this window business. Eeee pretty things to look at.]

Everyone looks like ants! [Not that she can see anyone.] It looks so tiny.

[dogboy]

[We're going to eat all your food.]

If they're ants, imagine what we might look like up here.