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[mikangirl]

Who: Anyone attending Nami's birthday party. /o/
What: ...Nami's birthday party. 8|
When: Evening on the 4th July.
Where: The mikan orchard.
Summary: An impromptu last minute stubborn celebration of something that's fun.
Rating: ...P for pinwheels? 8|a


[Tis a mingling post. Mingle!  Seriously. The orchard's lit up, there is alcohol, there are snacks, there are mikan. There's also piles of coloured paper for much later, but that's another story. 

Backtag to your heart's content. We apologise for contributing to the glut of birthday posts that is early July. |D Popular month!]

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[thatsnotcute]

[Lol, oops? 8Da

Sniffle, sniff. Perona's going to definitely drown her sorrows in alcohol tonight though, absolutely. It better be good ale, too, or she's going to complain right to you, Nami. Still looking a little distraught, but loads better after her tantrum, the girl just pouts and nods her head slowly.]

I want a big mug of what you have! And it better be good, too! With foam, and it has to be a little strong. Then I'll feel better.

[mikangirl]

A little strong? A little strong, I can manage. Follow me right to the drinks table. [She'll introduce you to the strong stuff, all right. |D]

[thatsnotcute]

[What is this strange, sudden feeling of unease? Maaaybe she shouldn't have said anything, but Perona does want some alcohol, at least enough to loosen up and have fun. And thus she follows.]

A-All right...

[mikangirl]

[You should feel uneasy. Because Nami is pouring you a Romulan Blue, girl. 8|

...admittedly what probably amounts to just over a thimbleful of it. She's getting you drunk, not poisoning you.]

Here. Try this.

[thatsnotcute]

[That little? That amount is supposed to make her feel better? Does the pirate woman not trust her honor as a pirate or something?! Just because she looks so cute and sweet doesn't mean she can't hold her liquor! ...Though Perona does give the tiny dribble of alcohol a quick sniff - it better not be poison, before she rears back and squeezes her eyes shut.

DAT SMELL. Does she still have her nose? Or was it burned off?]

What is this?!

[mikangirl]

The strong stuff. [Nami's pouring herself a proper glass, and tosses half of it back before raising an eyebrow.] Is it too strong? I only gave you a little, given you're a novice and all.

[8Da]

1/? - /STEEPLES FINGERS

[thatsnotcute]

[Oh, hell no. Definitely not letting that one go. Perona glares hard at Nami and gulps down the whole thing in one, quick swig. Puh! Novice indeed. That wasn't so bad at all.]

[thatsnotcute]

[Oh. ...Oh, wait.]

[thatsnotcute]

[There it is.]

[thatsnotcute]

[MOTHER OF GOD AND IT JUST DOESN'T STOP.]

[thatsnotcute]

[BURNING, FIERY AGONY. ALL THE WAY DOWN.]

DONE.

[thatsnotcute]

[Okay, she needs to sit down. This is torture. There are tears running down her face, messing up her makeup like crazy. Wheezing, Perona chokes out.]

I..I'm going to...die! You've kill...killed me!

Huhuhuhu 1/2

[mikangirl]

Yes. You are. Horribly.

[mikangirl]

But not from the alcohol. It's just got some kick, that's all. [She throws back the rest of her glass. Gee, Perona, she just drank ten times your amount, what's wrong with you :|]

[thatsnotcute]

[SCREEEE--oh, that's just mean. B| Nami, you are mean. Perona chokes and holds her throat like she's been poisoned for real, then just coughs after she's held her breath. Dear god in heaven that stuff is vile, how can she drink that much of it in one go?!]

You're...you're a demon, and you're not even cute either!

[mikangirl]

Judging by what you call cute? I'd hope not. Is it too strong for you, then?

[thatsnotcute]

It's too strong for anyone with any care for their health! What is that even supposed to be?!

[Because dear god, Perona's already starting to feel a little dizzy after just one teensy shot of it. Though it's...not exactly a bad kinda dizzy. Fuzzy dizzy though, not bad dizzy.

8Da]

[mikangirl]

Oh, I don't know, I seem to be doing fine and I'm the picture of perfect health. I guess you just can't hold your liquor. It's called Romulan Blue! It's very nice.

[...and it's the only thing capable of getting Nami drunk, but details.]

[thatsnotcute]

No. I can hold my liquor just fine, it's...it's y-you! And your crew that're...in-inhuman!

[Whooaaa...okay now the fuzzy dizzy is becoming dizzy dizzy. There's a definite blush on Perona's face and she pauses to rub her bangs back. What was she talking about again?]

[mikangirl]

Hey, I'm as human as they come. I'm not the one who lived on an island full of stitched up zombies.

[thatsnotcute]

M-M-My...zombies were...cute! [Perona, where are you even pointing? Nami is like, five feet to the right.] Buy you! A-Allll of yooouu...messed it all up! And...and then you purified them! Stu-Stuuuuupid...nose.

[Drooooping onto that table now, heeee. |D Thunk.]

[mikangirl]

[Stupid nose. Uh huh. Nami stares down at her for a brief second, then glances up and yells cheerfully like she's greeting someone!]

Usopp!

[thatsnotcute]

[And here comes the domino effect. Perona first jumps to attention with a squeak and a bit of horror, then proceeds to whirl around and growl, like some kind of furious animal. She's practically baring her teeth and bristling like one. If Perona had a tail, it'd no doubt be poofy right now.]

Where?! I'll kill him! I'll kill him and avenge Bearsy!

[mikangirl]

[Snrk this is too much fun--]

He took off when he saw you. Must be terrified.

[thatsnotcute]

He should be! [Hiccup!] I re-really...would have! Killed him. [Squint, and pause. Aahhh...where did you go, pirate woman, there's a bunch of dancing lights and stuff.] Mmmh...

[Swatting at those lights. 8| Go away, you.]