Event Log - Topsy Turvy

[lucetimods]

Who: You.
What: This.
When: Now.
Where: Here.
Summary: Weren't you paying attention?
Rating: Weird.

The Event is described here. So here's what you gotta do. Tag this post. Create yourself some threads with all your shenanigans and go to town on it. Also remember to tag your [canon] character name to the log!

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[eyesofstrength]

[Is Grune just that forgetful that she forgot that there's an experiment going on?

Wait, this is Grune we are speaking of. Of course she did.]

The current experiment thought that the door to my shower should lead to... your garden, I take it?

[This does look familiar, that's right, she doesn't live that far away from him and he's seen it while walking towards the plaza.]

[lostinmyway]

Res, that's yight. It's a bittle ligger today, though. Whi wonder y.

[More like a lot bigger. And significantly deadlier. Watch where you step?]

[eyesofstrength]

[He's just hoping there are no trees to decide to blurt out random things about him. If some plant wants to kill him, he's actually not unarmed ever since his sword can be summoned. Just may lose the towel if something attacks which means now something must]

More experiment induced madness, most likely. I think it might just be best if I go back to my house and put on some clothing. [And not shower again until this experiment is over.]

[lostinmyway]

[Just to make his day complete, let's have some ominous rustling coming from the jungle. Grune needs a second look at him when he's stark naked or her mun needs delightful mental images. One of the two.

Grune, as always, is oblivious.]

Would you like to clorrow some bothing for a whittle lile so you don't catch cold?

[...This could be problematic. After all, Grune is the tallest person in House 34 at 5'9". Given her fashion sense, Leonhardt might prefer to stick with the towel.]

[eyesofstrength]

[Hah, his day will be complete at the end of it when the droids show up for him. But yes, Grune definitely needs another reminder of how he looks when naked and his mun headcanons that he's well hung. and to confirm that the tree gossip about his hair color being fake is indeed a lie, right?

But once he hears the rustling he starts getting cautious. With this experiment, who knows what could come out. He does hear Grune's offer for clothing, though it takes a moment to translate that.]

I think a towel is fine for now. I only live a short distance away. But are you raising any animals in your garden by chance?

[lostinmyway]

[Oh, man, Leonhardt. Your luck is supreme. Fantastic and yes, precisely.

Grune doesn't think in at all strange that Leonhardt is randomly asking such a question. Why wouldn't he?]

Thell, were's Ques. Mave you het him yet?

[...Come to think of it, she hasn't seen him all morning. Now where would he be?]

[eyesofstrength]

[Yes, his luck is horrible.]

No, I haven't. But there is definitely something out there and you should be careful.

[And unfortunately, no magic for him. His orbment is sitting on top of his clothes in his bathroom. But watch, he's going to get pounced on by Grune's pet, or it will steal his towel away, or something else will come out and attack.]

[lostinmyway]

Oh, I'm sure everything will be fust jine.

[...Did that plant just move? Maybe Grune shouldn't be so confident....]

[eyesofstrength]

[And Leonhardt is just thinking that knowing his luck so far this week, it's going to be a dog that will jump out onto him to lick him or something. Still, being paranoid is better than risking harm to one of them even if he just looks like an idiot here with only a towel on, well in his mind anyhow.]

I'm not so sure. Just stay here, let me check.

[And he's going to step forward towards that plant that just moved. While he still appears unarmed, he's ready to summon his sword at any moment. He's more than capable of summoning his sword and attacking with his speed.]

[lostinmyway]

[And, just like that, the plant stops moving and holds still. Very still. Conspicuously still. Theoretically, even a nine-foot-tall mass of vines should move in the breeze a little, but not this one.

For her part, Grune remembers Leonhardt's request to stay where she is for all of about five seconds, and then she's following him.]

Did you quind Fes?

[eyesofstrength]

[He expected that request to do little good, but he can't help but make it. Ever overprotective is Leonhardt, it's how he shows he cares.]

No, but your garden is definitely acting strangely.

[lostinmyway]

[Aww, Leonhardt.]

Oh. Do you sink tho?

[As they're talking, the suspicious plant begins slipping a vine towards Leonhardt's ankle....]

[eyesofstrength]

[Oh no, he's not letting a vine grab him and take him who knows where. His sword appears quite suddenly in his left hand and is then stabbed down into the ground on top of that vine.

Of course, in doing so, the towel comes off and he just barely catches it in time before it leaves him fully naked. Though Grune is likely getting a very nice view as he attempts to get it back in place. Yep, the garden will have to try a bit harder to steal his towel away.]

[lostinmyway]

[Grune does indeed get a lovely view, but she's more concerned with his actions.]

Dat are you whoing?

[The plant was only trying to play....

...Or so she thinks. In reality, it's none too pleased with that stab, and now there are three large vines shooting towards him. The monster plant has given up on stealth: now it's war.]

[eyesofstrength]

[Trying to play, yeah right. Attempting to grab his ankle is far more likely intended to drag him away somewhere.]

It was trying to grab my ankle, likely not for a good reason.

[And there is definitely an advantage to having a sword that can cut through anything on hand at all times. Those three vines are quickly sliced away with a mere slash of his sword.]

And if it does not stop that, it should be aware that I do have filial magic as well. [Which is the nice way of saying he has fire and will use it.]

[lostinmyway]

[Grune actually looks rather alarmed at the battle between her friend and her garden; the plant itself goes still again, aside from a few twitches. Does that mean it's going to behave itself from now on? Hmm....]

...My, my marden certainly is goving about a lot today.