Event Log - Topsy Turvy

[lucetimods]

Who: You.
What: This.
When: Now.
Where: Here.
Summary: Weren't you paying attention?
Rating: Weird.

The Event is described here. So here's what you gotta do. Tag this post. Create yourself some threads with all your shenanigans and go to town on it. Also remember to tag your [canon] character name to the log!

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[elongatedsmile]

No, not stuck! Lost! I do not like this forest. There is only one type of tree and it is too far to jump over! [She paces back and forth.] Where is the other forest? I want to be in the other forest! Where are the rivers!?

[dragoneer]

The--uh--er. This...isn't a forest. I think it's some kind of weird maze. You...know what a maze is, right?

['Cause these are definitely not trees.]

[elongatedsmile]

[Her pacing become just a bit more frantic as she speaks.] Yes. Maze. I understand that word. But I was trying to jump into the lake. This maze should not be here! [Ugh, this is not getting her out. Don't mind her as she attempts to climb up the bushes. Maybe up there she can get a better look.]

[dragoneer]

...Is this your first experiment? That's what this is--all this...weirdness.

[Because it's definitely annoying, but not all that surprising. Just another of the Malnosso's weird tricks.]

[elongatedsmile]

[The thin branches of the bushes break under her weight. She lands carefully back on her feet before answering.] Experiment? This is not an experiment! It is much like you said! A maze! [And now she's back to pacing seeing as climbing didn't work.]

[dragoneer]

[His head drops.]

No, I mean...this maze is here because of the experiment. This? Isn't normal. I don't normally step out my front door and into a maze. Which is what happened today.

[elongatedsmile]

I do not like it. [And that's all that matters. Maze, experiment, whatever anyone wants to call it!] Where is the exit?

[dragoneer]

Thaaaaat is an excellent question. I haven't found it yet. Otherwise, I wouldn't be in here.

[elongatedsmile]

[She can't help but to let out an angry roar. This is so frustrating.] I do not like this!

[dragoneer]

Welllll, that's...good, buuut it probably won't get us out of here any faster.

[elongatedsmile]

Then let us get out. Right now. Where do we get out?

[dragoneer]

...Iiii don't actually know. We've got to find it.

[elongatedsmile]

RARRARGTH! [Not that the snarl is really directed at Hiccup. That is just not what she wanted to hear at all.]

Which way have you tried?

[dragoneer]

Ahh, well...that's the thing. I'm not really sure. Aaand I think the walls keep moving around. Changing.

[elongatedsmile]

Changing? Grass and trees do not move.

[dragoneer]

Ah....well, they do here.

[elongatedsmile]

RAR! This place... these is something very wrong with it.

[dragoneer]

You're telling me. I've been here a year and a half and I'm still not used to this kind of thing.

[elongatedsmile]

I cannot stay in this forest of bushes! I need to find the lake! Let us find this exit right away. [She takes off down the path, Hiccup welcome to follow her or not.]

[dragoneer]

Err--r-right, wait for me.

[He does follow along, hoping they'll have more luck. He's not sure he wants to be around if she gets any madder.]

[elongatedsmile]

[She'll slow so Hiccup can catch up. Of course, that speed doesn't exactly stay consistent. She'll start speeding up as she starts to get frustrated again.] There must be a way out!

[dragoneer]

I-I'm sure there is.

[He isn't.]

[elongatedsmile]

[She takes a swipe at the bushes.] You better not be moving bewitched plants!

[dragoneer]

[Hiccup blinks.] A-are you...talking to the bush?

[elongatedsmile]

If they are moving then are they not alive?