Event Log - Topsy Turvy

[lucetimods]

Who: You.
What: This.
When: Now.
Where: Here.
Summary: Weren't you paying attention?
Rating: Weird.

The Event is described here. So here's what you gotta do. Tag this post. Create yourself some threads with all your shenanigans and go to town on it. Also remember to tag your [canon] character name to the log!

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[evildoorstop]

The Library? Well then a-a-aahem! [If only a skull really had a throat to clear, but pay that no mind. For a new song is about to start.]

Make way for Rapunzel!
Say hey! It's Rapunzel!

Hey! Clear the way in the old Village
Hey you!
Let us through!
It's a bright new star!
Oh Come!
Be the first on your block to meet her eye!

Make way!
Here she comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this gal!

[gleamed]

[She skips on ahead. Hey, she knows this one, too!]

Prince Murray,
Fabulous he!
Murray Ababwa,
Genuflect, shom some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie!

[His coterie, naturally, is a bunch of butterflies singing along with them.]

[evildoorstop]

Rapunzel!
Gorgeous is she!
Princess Rapunzel
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Princess Rapunzel!

She's got seventy-five miles of hair locks
Green lizards?
She's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type goods
Has she got a store?
I'm telling you, it's a world-class rarity shop!

[He's trying so hard, he is, but rhyme keeping is not this skulls forte.]

[gleamed]

Prince Murray! Handsome is he, Murray the Skull!
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee!
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your wings and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Murray!

He's got thirty-two white pearly teeth,
And to view them he charges no fee!
He's got skunks, he's got bunnies and butterflies!
[Naturally, this is when a hoard of forest creatures comes to support their good master, Murray.]
They bow to his whim, love serving him,
They're just lousy with loyalty to Murray! Prince Murray!

[evildoorstop]

Rapunzel!
Amorous she! Princess Rapunzel!
Heard your prince was a sight handsome to see
And that, good people, is why she got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty butterflies, flowers galore
With her mice and her bees
A brass band and more
With her forty whire hares, her deer , her squirrels
[Where there's animals, singing cute animals, there MUST be deer and squirrels]
Her birds that warble on key
Make way for Rapunzel!

[gleamed]

Oh! That was wonderful. But now I'm all wound up. I wonder how we could...

[But they're not quite done. Not yet.]

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase!

[evildoorstop]

Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze!

[gleamed]

It means no worries,
For the the rest of your days!
It's our problem-free philosophy!
Hakuna Matata!

[And she starts looking around for bugs. Suddenly they seem very appetizing.]

See any grubs?

[evildoorstop]

Grubs? Grubs?!
[And he'll chant in a sort of sing song voice.]
Once I lived in a manatee.
Living out my time in a pocket.
When what happens? A grub. A grub in my SOCKET!

[gleamed]

[This is a most curious thing to hear, so she actually pauses the singing to ask about it. She's a curious girl, alright!]

A grub in your socket?

[evildoorstop]

That measly pirate Threepwood was carrying one in his pocket along with me. Crawled right into my eye!

[gleamed]

...Did you eat the grub?

[She's suddenly quite fond of the idea of eating grubs.]

[evildoorstop]

Eyugh, no! It was disgusting! Besides do I look like I could eat anything?

...You're a strange little girl.

[gleamed]

[...and of course, this seems like an excellent time to pick the song back up.]

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase!
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze!

[evildoorstop]

It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our grub-free philosophy

[gleamed]

Hakuna matata!

[And she pushes her way through some thick branches to reveal...a beautiful waterfall! And a river. With an extremely long log across it. Long enough to grow up while crossing.]

This is where I live! [Apparently.]

[evildoorstop]

A home...I don't have a home...or even a body!

[And he'll start singing again.]

I may look scary!
Just a skull.
These sockets are so empty
It's even sad to me.
Because I may be kind of naughty.
But all I really want is a body!
I've got a dream!

[gleamed]

[Oh, well she knows all about dreams! And singing about them.]

You've got a dream! You've got a dream!
You're not as mean and spooky as you seem!


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