Event Log - Topsy Turvy

[lucetimods]

Who: You.
What: This.
When: Now.
Where: Here.
Summary: Weren't you paying attention?
Rating: Weird.

The Event is described here. So here's what you gotta do. Tag this post. Create yourself some threads with all your shenanigans and go to town on it. Also remember to tag your [canon] character name to the log!

Comments

[savedtheworld]

I'm glad, then, because it's a very special hat. I won't give it to anyone. Now, what kind of hat should we get for you? Maybe your friend will know!

[He turns to the squirrel and begins making chittering noises that are complete nonsense to the animal.]

[magentarific]

He's an Italian squirrel, he doesn't speak that dialect of squirrel.

[ Even though he's.. definitely not and he speaks like a normal person (Japanese, to her) ]

[savedtheworld]

Are you sure? I was trying to use words any squirrel would understand.

[The squirrel sighs.]

[magentarific]

Absolutely sure!

[savedtheworld]

Then you ask this squirrel! Ask him for directions to tea and hats!

[magentarific]

Do I look like I speak Italian?

[savedtheworld]

Actually, you do!

[magentarific]

I don't speak Italian! I know Japanese and some English. [ She could probably manage to read a book in it if she wanted, she's just not patient enough to actually deal with reading that shit that slowly because she's not fluent. ]

[savedtheworld]

[These sound like made up names to him.]

Then how are we supposed to talk to this squirrel? Hand signals?

[magentarific]

You have to do the dance of his people.