Event Log - Topsy Turvy

[lucetimods]

Who: You.
What: This.
When: Now.
Where: Here.
Summary: Weren't you paying attention?
Rating: Weird.

The Event is described here. So here's what you gotta do. Tag this post. Create yourself some threads with all your shenanigans and go to town on it. Also remember to tag your [canon] character name to the log!

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[gleamed]

But--it's--attached--to--my--HEAD!

[And she accentuates each of these words with a tug.]

[cannoneer]

[Okay. Well. Whatever. He's gonna keep pulling it out. Bit by bit. There is a TON here so.

This is gonna take a while. And be incredibly gross.]

[gleamed]

[Gross gross GROSS I WAS INSIDE HIS BTOMACH.]

THANK you! Finally! Why would you just start eating someone's hair? Shame on you!

[cannoneer]

[He picks out one last piece from between his teeth.]

Hey, it looked and tasted like licorice to me. Can you blame a guy for having a sweet tooth?

[gleamed]

When it's attached to a person, YES!

[cannoneer]

Well if you didn't notice, your hair ain't exactly short. I didn't see any person attached to it when I started.

[gleamed]

Well! I hope you've learned your lesson and will CHECK before you eat giant licorice next time!

[Because this sort of thing is bound to happen again.]

[cannoneer]

Alright, I'm sorry! Lemme help you out, okay? I'd feel bad leaving your hair covered in... you know. [He jerks a thumb at the fountain.] I'll wash it out real quick.

[gleamed]

[Eugh. Don't mention it. She may not be a pristine princess, but having your hair covered in someone's spit is still pretty gross.]

Thank you. Maybe it'll wash the licorice look away, too!

[cannoneer]

[Cyborg gathers the hair up in his arms, all of it, and starts to carry it to the fountain and promptly dump it in the water. From his wrist, a hair washing device emerges. He'll apply it to the hair as he removes the hair from the water, little by little. Complete with shampoo-ing action. From his shoulder emerges a hairdryer that dries off the parts of the hair he already cleaned.

You might wonder, why does a bald cyborg man have elaborate hair cleaning equipment? Because when you're a Teen Titan, anything can happen. Always be prepared.]

Alright, just hold still. This won't take long.

[gleamed]

[...Well, that's handy. And those she's still a bit frazzled, she can't help but stare in wonder.]

Wow! I've never seen anything like that before!

[cannoneer]

[What, never had your hair cleaned and dried by a one man carwash?]

Aww, all of this? They're just extras. Ya never know when you might need a blow dryer or uh, one of these other things.

[gleamed]

[Nope, sure haven't.]

You just have all that...inside of you? What else can you do?

[This is your chance to show off for a pretty girl, Cyborg.]


[Continue onward here!]