Event Log - Topsy Turvy

[lucetimods]

Who: You.
What: This.
When: Now.
Where: Here.
Summary: Weren't you paying attention?
Rating: Weird.

The Event is described here. So here's what you gotta do. Tag this post. Create yourself some threads with all your shenanigans and go to town on it. Also remember to tag your [canon] character name to the log!

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[dragoon_pride]

[Rydia might know he has no poledancing habits, but what if other people hear this nonsense!? Kain stares angrily at the tree, as if his glare could threaten it. He would so be spearing it through if his weapon was on him. How dare it!]

[mistlegacy]

[Rydia sighs, reaching for his arm to tug him along. Even if they're both still slippery from cheese sauce, ugh.]

They're probably lying about everyone, Kain. Come, we don't have time for this.

[dragoon_pride]

[Just lies... he's sure... Kain moves along at her tugging, but of course that's when another tree speaks up. This time it's to comment about Kain's wife dressing him.]

[WAIT BUT THAT'S COMPLETELY TRUE! He doesn't need the world knowing about that!]

[mistlegacy]

[Siiiiigh.]

All the more reason to go and fix that, isn't it? Look, this is already starting to smell horrible. We can deal with the trees later.

[dragoon_pride]

[Kain looks extremely displeased, but he grudgingly nods. Stupid trees.]

[mistlegacy]

[Keeping her hand on his arm, she makes her way to the nearest community building, opening all the doors until she finds an empty place. Ushering him in, she makes a beeline for the bathroom.]

Time to test this....

[No, she doesn't sound eager...but nor does she want to remain covered in cheese sauce.]

[dragoon_pride]

[Kain goes along with her, just as skeptical about this. Good thing he doesn't actually... have anything to strip off, since he'd been attempting showering before this.]

[mistlegacy]

[She strips and steps into the shower, apprehensive but desperate. Then she turns the knob...and relaxes. It's normal water, at least at first. Though after a moment, bubbles start coming out of the faucet....]

[dragoon_pride]

[Kain is getting rid of cheese AND paint. Good. That's much better... except that the bubbles are increasing, and there's more and more of them...]

[mistlegacy]

[Rydia, noticing the bubbles, tries to clean herself as quickly as possible. It's starting to get a bit rushed, as she notices the bubbles piling up, some of them turning strange colors.]

Kain, hurry up....

[dragoon_pride]

[Kain speeds up his actions, knowing that he has to get done before this worsens... at least he's now gotten everything mostly off. He just has to rinse out his hair...]

[mistlegacy]

[Rydia does her best to help, though at some point she has to gag and back away. That's definitely perfume coming out of the shower now....]

[dragoon_pride]

[Ok, his perfect, beautiful flowing pretty hair is done. That smell is getting overpowering... time to get out of here!]