Sending out an SOS

[redjacketthief]

Who: Farmland Defenders and YOU.
What: Tourists are causing problems.
When: August 29, Morning.
Where: The Farm.
Summary: The farm has been raided by the Kin'corians--Aid is needed STAT.
Rating: KC for those troublesome Kin'corians!


[Intentional Audio Message:]

Attention Luceti.

Assistance is needed immediately at the farms to the northwest of the village. We have hostiles and--

[The oddly cool, clipped tone that the message was given suddenly breaks off into a heated bark.] Putain de merde!

[There's a rustle of pages and the sound of bodies colliding, followed more swearing in French.

The feed cuts out.

Hurry, Luceti.]

Comments

[justicereigns]

[Arches an eyebrow and just starts barking orders at that.]

Are you an idiot? Get someplace high and out of the way to send me messages about incoming threats and snipe anyone who seems to be a bigger threat.

Or have you forgotten how to hide even in the middle of a crowd?!

[redjacketthief]

I've got a dislocated shoulder Captain! I just told you that I'm not well!

[He's shouting back--pure proof that he's not meant to be in the military--and whips out his Bryar and shoots at the nearest target without bothering to aim. The bolt hits--even off hand and distracted, his instincts know how to react.]

[justicereigns]

All the more reason for you get someplace smarter.

Not every kind of strength has to be a hand to hand combat, Monkey.

[Just kicks the jaw of another man to send him reeling back.]

[redjacketthief]

Got sucked in and couldn't escape. [Another shot--another one down.] Have you ever dealt with mobs before?!

[justicereigns]

What the hell are you shooting?

[Back to using the jitte again.] Yes, or did you think pirates attack alone?

[redjacketthief]

A stun gun. [Because explaining the mechanics of his Bryar was too complicated for a combat scenario.]

And it was sarcasm, you ass!

[justicereigns]

[That actually makes Smoker laugh, though he quickly tries to cover it up.]

Oi oi, shut it. This is a fight, you know.