The Great Luceti Rock Hunt

[ahappylie]

Who: Everyone here and anyone who wants to play along, even without a rock. o/
What: Rock hunting!
When: March 10th
Where: All over Luceti
Summary: Grumpy pants Smoker needs a pick me up and what better way to do it than trolling him relentlessly. Our lovely volunteers received a painted rock and a note - after that it's up to them.
Rating: G~PG

It didn't take long to find all his "volunteers," but once he had, he gave them their rocks and sent Smoker a message.

Notice anything missing? I have what belongs to you. Come find them and you'll find me.

Stealing what technically belonged to the Marine was a good enough reason for the grumbly man to come out, but it helped that Souji left the thief's name and identity as prize for finding all the appropriate rocks.

He just didn't need to mention he had sent decoys out as well.

[ooc; Post with your character as a top level and Smoker will find them to talk and retrieve the rocks. Go crazy! Make him sing, dance, stand on his head, whatever you feel like as long as players involved are cool with it. ...also no one saw me post to the wrong comm. orz]

Comments

[uccellodifuoco]

You sure have excuses for it all.

[Chuckling.]

Fine then, what was it?

[justicereigns]

My...

Rocks.

Shut up.

[uccellodifuoco]

[Just a look, since Smoker told him to shut up. Of course that means he can't tell him he may have found one of said rocks.]

[justicereigns]

I know. I know. It's just rocks, but I painted them, because the idiot told me that way I could make sure they wouldn't get stolen and confused for just other random rocks. And they're actually non-defective rocks.

[uccellodifuoco]

[Still silent and giving him a look. You told him to shut up, and he's obeying like a good friend that is out to troll you forever.]

[justicereigns]

You can talk. Just no wisecracks about the rocks.

[This will work.]

[uccellodifuoco]

I think I found one of them in my room.

[No wisecracks about the rocks, he has something better in mind.]

[justicereigns]

[Blinks.] What really? That's not much of a hiding spot.

[uccellodifuoco]

[Shrugs.]

Maybe it fell when they were gathering them.

[Serving himself a cup of coffee and taking a sip. No, he makes no move to go get the rock.]

[justicereigns]

Oh, all right. Can I have it back?

[His instincts are prickling!!]

[uccellodifuoco]

Hm? No.

[Blunt.]

[justicereigns]

Why not?

[uccellodifuoco]

You said they are non-defective rocks, right? Well, I want one, one never knows when they may need one.

There are others right, go get those, I'm keeping this one.

[Back to his coffee.]

[justicereigns]

Are you fucking serious? Since when you do collect rocks?

[uccellodifuoco]

Since today.

[Glare, what, can't he pick up new hobbies?]

Though if it's so important for you I guess I would give it to you if you do something for me.

[justicereigns]

Yeah, fine, what is it?

[uccellodifuoco]

Serenade Grell.

[Pause.]

Through the journals.

[Pause.]

Without locking it to her.

[Pause? No, that's it all. And not a single fuck was given.]

[justicereigns]

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[D:<]

[Bright.]

[Fucking.]

[Red.]

I have a terrible singing voice.

[uccellodifuoco]

I know. I was there when you were going around singing "tarantara" after every word.

[justicereigns]

I really hated that. Why would you want to go through that again?

[uccellodifuoco]

No serenade, no rock.

[He's not going to deign that question with a real answer. It should be obvious that it's all just to troll Smoker.]

[justicereigns]

[Scowls, grumbles and flips over to Grell's appointment page. Ikki just said it couldn't be locked, so good enough.]

[And thus this happens.]

There. Ya happy punk?

[uccellodifuoco]

[By the end of it Ikki's just doubled over himself in laugher. That was great, still he manages to not laugh too much. Yet. So he soon recovers and nods.]

Well, it's clear you really care for that rock.

[He goes to get it and soon Smoker is handed a painted rock. The issue? It's a decoy one.]

Here, this is what you wanted, right?

1/2

[justicereigns]

[....... LONGEST PAUSE EVER.]

2/2

[justicereigns]

What the hell? This isn't one of mine!