EVENT LOG: ON TODAY'S EPISODE...

[lucetimods]

Who: Everyone and everyone's evil twin.
What: Drama! Romance! Gripping soliloquies! Otherwise known as our SOAP OPERA EVENT.
When: April 26th - April 30th
Where: All 'round town and coming to a TV guide near you.
Summary: For more information, see this post.
Rating: Keep it PGish! Take anything too raunchy to your appointments posts, darlings.

Log for any and all events around town during the event. But also feel free to do your own posts as well! And yes, this will be the only mass log for the whole weekend.

HAVE FUN.

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[i_speak_softly]

[Don immediately straightens to give a short expositional monologue.]

I am seeking parts with which I may build devices to be used by the non-human residents of the village to subjugate their human oppressors! Or at least to accomplish everyday tasks with greater convenience!

[spohkh]

[Spock's eyebrows lift...and he points at Don.]


Illogical!

[i_speak_softly]

[Don points back, dramatically.]

Indeed! It is incomprehensible that humans continue to be the dominant species! Now is the time for change!

[spohkh]

Now is NOT the time for THAT sort of change!

[The other arm snaps out to point his other finger.]

Your errand is one of foolishness.

[i_speak_softly]

[Without further warning, Don pulls back, then decks Spock across the face. The over-the-top brawl is on.]

[spohkh]

[A growl is ripped from the Vulcan's throat as he retaliates by barreling into the other being...fighting with the mutant turtle.
In the name of logic he will overcome!

The crashing around them signifies the damage they are doing to the items shop.]

[i_speak_softly]

[Don flies backwards, knocking over a table filled with amazingly noisy objects. From the floor, he tries to kick at Spock, and also takes the opportunity to insult him.]

I should have expected such thickheadedness from you, knowing who your parents are!

oooooh, you didn't just go there son. XD

[spohkh]

[Spock shook with internal rage as he regarded Don...
With a yell, he charged, crashing into him with a thunderous force.]

[i_speak_softly]

[This time Don is ready with a rabbit punch, hopefully knocking the wind out of Spock and stopping him in his tracks.]

Even among your species, your line is particularly dense! You cannot possibly comprehend my vision, yet you shall contribute to it nonetheless, as you become my first subject to be merged with a slug!

[spohkh]

[The wind wasn't knocked out of him, but he was thrown back a fair piece... slowing him down significantly.

When the Vulcan straightened, he regarded Don with a raised eyebrow and an incredulous expression.]
You cannot be allowed to continue as you are in society. Your hostility towards me has been unacceptable ever since Valentine's. You will cease your actions immediately... or I will force you to do so.

[Spock's eyes narrowed as he delivered the threat. That's right, come at me bro.]

[i_speak_softly]

[Don looks down his beak at Spock.]

I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about.

[YOU come and get him.]

[spohkh]

[Spock didn't move... but growled...

No... YOU.]

Because it seems that you are too dense to understand.


[oooooh snap.]

[i_speak_softly]

Perhaps you are too dense to understand that the individual you encountered at that time was not me.

[spohkh]

Then if it was not you, who was it? It was my understanding that you were being territorial due to your 'time', and I had trespassed on your mate.

[Spock was getting frustrated... what on EARTH was this turtle talking about?}

[i_speak_softly]

Surely you are aware that I am one of a set of identical quadruplets, that my brothers have previously been in Luceti, and that we all share a singular form of Multiple Personality Disorder that causes us to intermittently take on each other's identities, though often with strange "corruptions". It must have been one of them whom you met on that occasion.

[spohkh]

....


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...........[Spock was silent for a very long time....
A tumble weed may have decided to break the moment, tumbling between them in a dramatic fashion.

Spock's hand suddenly snapped forward, finger pointing at Don.]

ILLOGICAL!
[Then charged.]

[i_speak_softly]

How dare you insult my family!

[And the brawl is on again, as Don sidesteps Spock and flips him into a bookcase.]

[spohkh]

How dare YOU insult my perfect intelligence!

[Spock quickly gets up from the debris pile that was once the bookcase and dives for Don's legs, bringing them both to the ground.]

[i_speak_softly]

[Don goes down, flailing his fists and screaming random Japanese words. That's how you can tell he's angry.]

[spohkh]

[With a Vulcan war cry, Spock moves his hand to put an end to the fight with a neck pinch...]

[i_speak_softly]

[And, with a final property-damaging spasm, Don passes out. Scene over.]