Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

Comments

[stilldontgotit]

[Riku's really not sure why he's in Junior Land. Maybe it's boredom pulling him along, but on the upside, dinosaurs are a pretty sweet attraction. Of course, a salty seadog like Jack sticks out like a sore thumb among all the children, and the moment Jeffrey decides to eat his hat, Riku can't contain himself any longer. He laughs, hard...]

Man, you'd think they'd be more interested in the grass.

[Sorry, Jack. Human nature and all that.]

[all7seas]

"DINOSAUR!"

Hold on, Riku. Jack is simply too shocked that this impossible thing has happened to really respond properly.

"HAT!"

[stilldontgotit]

Maybe he liked the smell?

[Jack probably does have a pretty potent odor, after all. Maybe to a giant reptile, it's appetizing. Either way, he's not letting up just yet.]

Couldn't you just get a replacement when we're back in the village?

[all7seas]

Jack just stares at Riku. Because really? A replacement?


...

Not to alarm you, Riku, but it's a rather dangerous stare.

[stilldontgotit]

[...Okay, note to self: don't suggest Jack replace his hat. Though, despite the stare, Riku doesn't flinch. He places a hand on his neck and sighs, glancing from Jack to the dinosaur.]

Well, it's that or trying to get them to surgically remove it or... well, waiting until it comes out the other end.

[all7seas]

"...How much, lad, would you charge for goin' after it yourself?"

[stilldontgotit]

Hey, do I look like a surgeon to you?

[Pfft. He holds up his hands.]

Besides, it's not like I can summon my Keyblade here.

[all7seas]

"I was just thinkin' you'd wait until the saurus flurmuxicated hisself."


Pooping. He means pooping.

[stilldontgotit]

Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

[Riku slaps his palm over his face. Jack, you're a cool dude, but really?]

Would you even want to wear a hat that's been through a dinosaur's digestive tract?

[all7seas]

........Aye.

[THIS hat? Yes. Yes he would.]

Can't be any worse than a kraken's digestive tubes.

[stilldontgotit]

That hat's been through a kraken?

[Riku slowly raises one of his eyebrows at the mere thought. Man, what kind of crazy adventures hasn't Jack been on?]