Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

Comments

[universal_charm]

It works for you, really.

I hate to say it but, being in this place... it makes your computer and whale story a whole lot more plausible now.

_{[ Seriously. He's survived an anvil and basically balloon-man inflated himself back to normal. Of course it now makes perfect sense: rogue AIs and whales whose insides you could survive. ]}

[stilldontgotit]

You mean you didn't buy it before? Thanks a lot.

[Except he's not remotely offended. After all, who's he to argue this? The fact is, this place really does make the Grid and Monstro's innards seem tame.]

But you know, I'm not sure if this place tops Wonderland. It's a tough call.

[universal_charm]

Not that I didn't believe you but... yeah, okay, I thought it was a bit beyond the realms of reality. But yeah, okay, I changed my mind.

_{[ He paused for a moment at that, considering him with narrow eyes. ]}

You're pulling my leg. Wonderland? As in Alice in Wonderland?

[stilldontgotit]

Well, there was a girl named Alice there,

[Heh. Granted, he didn't have many personal encounters with Alice, seeing how she became one of Maleficent's "house guests".]

And I think talking cards, doorknobs, and Cheshire Cats are pretty high up there on the weird scale.

[universal_charm]

Yeah, they rank up there. But then, I hear that whole movie and book was an acid trip, basically. Lewis Carol must have been on something pretty good when he wrote all that down.

_{[ He shook his head, still not getting how Riku had been to these places, seen these things and these people. It make him wonder about the books he read, the things he'd seen in movies. What if they were real, just... not on Earth? Okay, that was a time-space headache ready to happen and he sighed, rubbing his temples. ]}

Next you'll tell me you've hung out with the big mouse himself.

[stilldontgotit]

What, you mean Mickey?

[Oh man, he's got no idea. In fact, the mere thought makes Riku laugh, and he folds his arms with an enormous smirk.]

He's one of my best friends.

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[universal_charm]

<sub>[ There's just this moment of utter blankness, the sort of face that says his brain has bypassed 'wtf' and gone straight to 'i have nothing, absolute nothing, so we're hitting the implode button instead'.

Finally, it managed to loop back around to a look that said "screw you". ]</sub>

Now you're just messing with me on purpose.

see, this is why I love opportunities for Riku to bring up Disney 8]

[stilldontgotit]

Hey, it's no joke.

[And he says this with a straight face, too.]

If it weren't for Mickey, I would've gotten lost to the darkness. I might not even be here.

Haha, I have been waiting for this moment! Also, I started playing KH again >>

[universal_charm]

So... you mean to tell me... the ruler of the happiest place on Earth - a giant mouse - saved you?

_{[ The skepticism is so strong in this one that he might as well have been sporting a light saber. ]}

This is awesome, and I totally endorse this decision :D KH is fab

[stilldontgotit]

Yep. Just when I was about to lose myself, he came charging in with his light shining bright. He didn't even have to help me, but he stuck by my side anyway, and after I'd made about a million boneheaded mistakes.

[Heh... There's a soft, fond smile on his face as he says this. After all, Mickey was there after he'd spent so much time alone in Oblivion. He didn't even judge him for what he'd done.]

It is ~ I feel my Ventus and Sora muses awakening

[universal_charm]

Purely on the grounds that we are in a cartoon sort of world where I can get smashed by an anvil and pop back up like a ballon animal - I will choose to believe you. When this is over, though, I may have to argue the validity of that with you.

_{[ Because... Mickey Mouse. No way. What? It was to much. ]}

Sora, you say? B)

[stilldontgotit]

And what I told you I had some run-ins with Maleficent and my best friend's traveled with Donald and Goofy?

[Though by run-ins he of course means a side of reluctant partnership and manipulation.]

I usually play Ventus, but I've had a Sora kind of in the past. I never played him anywhere serious

[universal_charm]

I'd say you got hit in the head with a piano one to many times today.

_{[ He poked Riku in the noggin, but he smiled. It was easier than letting this give him a headache. ]}

Both are equally adorable and derpy, though :>

[stilldontgotit]

You should've come here a few years earlier, then. Both Mickey and Goofy have come and gone, and you might've been able to meet them yourself.

[Though, if Kirk's gonna poke him, Riku's gonna go ahead and elbow him in response.]

Yes, yes they are. I love their derpiness. Maybe when I finish KH I shall make up a Sora app, though

[universal_charm]

_{[ He takes it like a bro and gently nudges Riku back with a laugh. ]}

I think I'm kind of glad I passed. My brain can only take so many injections of mind boggling, you know?

_{[ He shook his head and sighed. ]}

And here I thought I was the cool one with the space-ship.

That would be pretty darn sweet :D

[stilldontgotit]

Well, to be fair, your ship's probably cooler looking. Not that I'm trying to knock Gummi Ships, but they're usually pretty tacky. Guess that's what happens when you stick colored blocks together.

[Colored blocks, guns, thrusters... So maybe it's a bit more complicated it sounds, but he's never really dabbled with them. Not when he had darkness beforehand.]

Hmm, perhaps /steppes fingers/

[universal_charm]

Colored blocks? You make it sounds like a kid's cartoon or something.

[stilldontgotit]

Well, technically they're chunks of space rock, but they're still pretty eye searing half the time. Bright reds, yellows, stuff like that.

[Though maybe there are blocks that come in milder colors. Something white, black, or blue might not be so bad.]

[universal_charm]

Well, at least they'd be easy to see from far away - but if you're trying to go stealth mode that might be a problem.

_{[ Still, what a weird way to build a ship... well, it wasn't his, so so be it. ]}

I'm glad your ship of space rock worked, though. I mean, you're still here.

[stilldontgotit]

Well, see, the thing is, Sora's the one who rode around in Gummi Ships. Like I said before, I used darkness to get around.

[Which was quicker, but... heh, maybe it'd be fun to pilot a ship.]

[universal_charm]

Okay, right, we're taking you and this Sora and we're going on a real space-ship. It actually has oxygen flow, gravity stabilizers, and warm engines.

_{[ Seriously, it was mind boggling! How did you kids not kill yourselves?! ]}

[stilldontgotit]

Sounds like it's got all the bells and whistles. Sucks that this place has some vendetta against vehicles.

[Seems like only the battle dome works, and that's not exactly the same as the real deal.]

Still, I'd take warm engines over wandering through corridors. Even with my coat on, it felt like walking through a freezer.

[universal_charm]

Well, that's what you'd be doing if you walked through space. Or, almost. Technically your body would either freeze or implode, even both due to sub-zero temperatures and lack of air pressure.

[stilldontgotit]

Well, if it's any consolation, darkness isn't that intense.

[Though the mere idea gets a hearty laugh from Riku.]

It's just cold, dark, and, well, if you aren't careful, you risk damaging-- even losing your heart.

[universal_charm]

Are we talking literally ripped out of your chest sort of way or more metaphorical?