Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

Comments

[savedtheworld]

What? [His eyes pop out, briefly stretching out several feet from his face before retracting.] Don't flatten me, Sokka!

[markofthewise]

[Sokka hoisted a hammer twice his size with casual ease. It seemed to weigh nothing, despite its comic proportions.]

It's for science, Aang. Besides, I already saw someone else do this. It's perfectly safe.

[savedtheworld]

That doesn't look safe at all! Science... science is bad!

[He winds up one foot and starts to dash off, his legs moving fast enough to be obscured by a cloud.]

[markofthewise]

You take that back! Science is great!

[Sokka's legs inevitably begin to wind up as well, even though it takes him a good few seconds to gain traction to start moving.]

[savedtheworld]

Nope! It smells!

[He turns back towards Sokka, laughing mischievously.]

You're too slow!

[markofthewise]

Says you! There's no airbending to save you this time!

[See? He's picking up speed! Huzzah longer legs!]

[savedtheworld]

No, but there's speedbending!

[At least Aang has the advantage of being the plucky character in the position of being hunted. He comes to a stop when he sees a rock wall in front of him... but right next to it is a bucket of black paint with a paintbrush sticking out. Acting on instinct (or possibly remembering one of the old cartoons that Oswald showed him once), Aang quickly paints a tunnel on the wall and runs through it.]

[markofthewise]

[Sokka skids to a halt as he comes up to the tunnel. He's not stupid enough to fall for that. There's no way that's real. But when he sticks his arm through the tunnel, it SEEMS real. So then he winds up his leg and runs into the tunnel...!

And ends up smacking straight into the wall!]

Oww!

[savedtheworld]

[Aang's laughter can be heard echoing throughout the tunnel. But he's not gone for long.

Suddenly, a boulder along the wall opens like a cave and Aang strolls out... with arms full of lit dynamite.]

Hey Sokka, look! I found candles!

[markofthewise]

[Sokka, somehow hindered by cartoon logic and the giant forehead lump on his head, he doesn't notice they are dynamite.]

Oh, thanks! But what do I need these for?

[And yet he accepts them anyway.]

[savedtheworld]

I dunno! Save them for your birthday?

[Aang's as clueless as Sokka is. But he does feel the odd need to stroll several yards away after handing it to Sokka.]

1/2

[markofthewise]

Aww, you remembered!

[Sokka smiles serenely by himself.

... until he explodes.

Seconds later, he's standing there in black soot.]

[markofthewise]

[Cough.]

Of course you realize... this means war.

1/2

[savedtheworld]

[This place is weird.]

[savedtheworld]

[But no time for trauma to set in! After all, Sokka seems okay. Aang instead feels compelled to give a cheeky grin and a peace sign.]

Or... give peace a chance?

[markofthewise]

We'll have pieces instead. About fifty of them. All made out of you.

[Sokka reaches to his side and would you believe it? He pulls out a bazooka. Which he fires.]

[savedtheworld]

[Aang's jaw is dropping in shock and he shouts as the giant bazooka rocket comes towards him. His mouth does stretch enough to swallow the missile. He closes his mouth, his head now inflated and bright red as if it was a gigantic spicy meatball.]

[markofthewise]

[Sokka stares in surprise at that. He so did not see that coming.

Oh well, Aang is distracted. Sokka launches forward with mallet in tow.]

[savedtheworld]

[He is very distracted, and he is about to be moreso. Steam comes out of his ears, until he wounds up looking up towards the sky. He finally opens his mouth again and begins upchucking the rocket in the form of fireworks.]

[markofthewise]

[And Sokka is so surprised by that, he falls over and the hammer goes flying in the air and lands on him instead and flattens him into a pancake.]

[savedtheworld]

[He ends that with smoky belch. A brief rub of his hand in confusion, and he heads over to peer towards the flattened Sokka with a raised eyebrow.]

Sokka?

[markofthewise]

[Sokka wiggles himself free of the mallet and floats away to the ground like a falling leaf, swaying back and forth. He glares at Aang.]

This isn't over, Aang!

[With great effort, he maneuvers a flattened thumb towards his mouth and begins blowing on it. He slowly begins to take shape as he inflates himself again.]

[savedtheworld]

[Now that's impressive.]

Whoa, neat! Let me try!

[As Sokka reaches his original size, Aang reaches to try to take Sokka's thumb and blow into it even more.]

[markofthewise]

Hey! Wait!

[Sokka starts to inflate even more and starts to rise in the air as he becomes more and more wide.]

[savedtheworld]

[It takes him a few moments to realize that Sokka had said something, at which point he pulls back.]

What was that, Sokka?