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Event Log - Malnosso World

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

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[Yuuna's found herself noticing Pilouette staring at said NPC. And well, that's just...welp. She didn't know they were impersonating the residents too.]

That really isn't what I think it is, is it?

[Pilouette looks over at Yuuna before going back to staring at...that. She's so mad she feels like she might cry out of embarrassment. Meanwhile, the NPC lets out a loud "OH EM GEE, LIIIIIKE, NOOOO WAAAAAY~!"]

I-It totally is. And I totally don't even like it one bit!! Don't they have to tell people before they do something like this?!

[She blinks a few times, trying to keep from laughing.]

Well, I guess you could always send a petition to them about it for next time. Is it an accurate rendition at least?

Like, no wa- [She catches herself.] I-I totally don't-! I-I mean, I so don't even...!

[She's really not helping her case here. She's quiet for a moment while she picks her words.]

I'm not like that at all. Someone's definitely going to hear about this! I mean, people from other enclosures are seeing that, you know?!

[Yes, Pilouette is making it increasingly hard to keep Yuuna from laughing, but she's still managing to keep it in for the moment.]

Sure they are, but by the time everyone leaves, they'll forget all about it. I wouldn't worry about that! You could always ask to see if they'll stop. Worst you'll get out of it is a no. [She sort of wants to see how this girl would handle actually asking them to stop impersonating her. She's already been pretty entertaining so far.]

Yeah...Yeah, I guess I could ask! I know you said people will forget but...what if they don't?! Who's gonna take me seriously after this? I guess I really should do something about it...

[The real question is who takes her seriously now? She goes back to staring at the costumed actor, her expression a little more serious. As much as she wants to do something...this park is run by the Malnosso. Would this count as stirring up trouble?]

Sh...should I do it? Do you think I should really do it?

Sure. Maybe if they can't do anything about it, they'll tell you who you can go to who might be able to do something about it. [If it bothered her that much, she might as well.] Seems like an unfair punishment if that's what they're trying to pull here...

[Pilouette whips around to face Yuuna again. She hadn't even thought about that.]

P-Punishment?! You think that's what they're doing?! I totally didn't even do anything wrong, though! [Except talk trash about the Malnosso as a whole every chance she got but...] Oh this is so totally unfair...!!

[Oh the poor girl. She did not mean to freak her out like that.]

I mean, it might not be! They just...do strange things, for strange reasons. It could be honoring you, but with their sick sense of humor! [After all, they did make her eternal lover afraid of baked goods...]

[Unfortunately, it's hard to not freak Pilouette out.]

Well, they always do strange stuff for strange reasons...I doubt this is any kind of honor, though! Like, I bet they're totally making fun of me! [She starts to glance around a little as she speaks.] There's gotta be like, an office in this place or something, right? I'm like, so totally going to complain!

Yeah, there's offices right when we walked in, I think. [That...sounded about right. Maybe.] I'm not sure if they have one for just this part of the park. Do you have a map?

[Yuuna is #unsure now if they would listen to a really angry teenager who like, is totally going to yell at them for like, humiliating her. Maybe she should actually try to stop her instead, hm. Maybe this was a bad idea to suggest it.]

...A map...? Uh, w-well, no, I don't.

[It's not like she crumpled up the one she got and threw it away the first chance she got while sulking over being forcibly taken to the moon. ~~Yes she did.~~ Pilouette lets out a sigh and frowns.]

And I probably won't find it just wandering around like this. This place is pretty huge. It would be like trying to find a grain of salt in a bag of sugar or something. Hmm...

[The gears in her head start turning while she tries to formulate an alternate solution.]

Well there...is always the option of asking your impersonator. [Asking an employee is generally the fastest way, after all.]

Oh! Right!

[She smacks her fist into her open hand. She had gotten so freaked out that she'd had completely forgotten that option was brought up. She takes a deep breath, stands up straight and clenches her fists.]

Okay! Okay, I'm gonna do it! ...I...I can do it!

[She's so bad at confrontation, but there doesn't seem to be any other way. After a few more moments, she begins to march over to the NPC, but stops and looks back to Yuuna nervously.]

[Honestly, Yuuna doesn't like confrontation either- that's why she's letting Pilouette go on her own on this one...hopefully this worked! After all, maybe if she has a good run in here, she'll have more confidence to go talk to someone in charge about it later? And if she's this nervous now, maybe she'll be polite and not as angry as Yuuna first assumed she might be.

She shoots a thumbs up back to her and nods. You got this girl!]

[Pilouette nods back firmly before making her way over to the character actor. The actor stops for a moment and the two exchange words before Pilouette raises her voice in irritation.]

N-No! I'm not here so you can go on break! I-I don't even work here!!

[After an awkward moment, the character grabs Pilouette's hands and drags her into an over-the-top little dance, attracting the attention of several other park goers. "OH! EM! GEEEEE! We look like, totes the same! Whoa! We're like, totally twins or some junk! To-ta-lly wicked cool~! To the max!!"

As their little dance continues, Pilouette's expression grows a little more distressed and she looks over in Yuuna's direction.

Mission failed! Assistance requested!]

[Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo this is not what was supposed to happen! Yuuna gives a frightened look, and dashes over. She grabs who she thinks is Pilouette, leading her off to the side- but in reality she's grabbed the employee on accident.]

I'm sorry, I didn't know that would happen...

[The NPC double stares at her for a moment before making a faux-cutesy face.]

"Liiiiiiike, didn't know what would happen? Did you pull me over to take a phoooto or some junk!? 'Cause we like, to-ta-lly caaa-aaaan~!"

[As she begins to go into a variety of cheesy poses, the real Pilouette is looking on from where Yuuna left her, still feeling pretty embarrassed.]

Um, I'm...I'm over...uh...

[Yuuna stands still for a moment, a look of shock on her face...

and she just shrieks at the NPC. Because she grabbed the wrong Pilouette. And because this impersonator is just creepy up close.]

No! Stars, stop! [And she'll run over to the real Pilouette and grab her.]

Let's go! [TAKING HER AWAY FROM THIS DISASTER. YEP. FAR AWAY AS THEY CAN.]

[As the two of them make their escape (because that's really the only word for it) the impostor can be heard going back to entertaining other park guests in the loudest way possible. As she lets Yuuna pull her along, she exhales.]

Uh, th-thanks. I don't know if I could have like, handled too much more of that...

Ugh, I didn't know that girl would be so frightening...I'm sorry I even suggested talking to her. [Really, she feels kinda bad. That was sort of horrifying.]

By the way, I'm Yuuna. [She never introduced herself, did she...]

Oh, uh, I'm Pilouette. Um, nice to meet you.

You, like, shouldn't worry too much about it. Your idea was at least better than standing around just being mad, I guess.

[Not that either way got the desired results. She sighs.]

One of these days, I really will complain to the Malnosso about this, though. ...M-maybe. [Drawing the attention of the Malnosso might not be the best idea...but at least she can talk big now, right?]

Nice to meet you too. [She looks back, in memory of that awful woman dressed up as Pilouette.] I'm starting to think it's not even worth it. It's probably best to just let it go and pretend something like...that doesn't exist.

[And she doesn't want Pilouette go to through something like that again. Because really? What the hell.]

Come on, let's get ice cream or something. Uh...unless you don't like ice cream!

Yeah...Yeah, like, maybe I can just pretend like I never saw it. Maybe no one else from Luceti saw her...

A-And I'm totally okay with ice cream! I like ice cream just fine!

[For now, Pilouette will just try to smile and block the memory from her mind.]

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Event Log - Malnosso World

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