Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

Comments

[nosenobounds]

[ And with that, it became far too late for him to back out of the situation with his pride intact. Usopp starts rerunning his life in his mind. His parents, his friends at home, his new friends on the sea, the ones he's been making in Luceti...

Yes, it's been a short life, but a good one, surely. When this roller coaster kills him, he can die with some contentedness.

He plants his hands on his hips and commits to the best confident laughter he can muster up at the moment. ]

Y-yeah, of course you shouldn't! Pirates are really adventurous people, remember?

[musubi]

[That reaction gets a smirk out of Isamu. He really does like Usopp, he just can't help but tease him.]

Right on. I figure you've been on much worse than this, right? I mean you probably get into sword fights where there's always the danger of having your guts spilled out.

Here you only have to worry about them getting twisted up in knots.

[nosenobounds]

I guess you do have a point about that. [ It kind of makes him feel better. Not... not a lot, but better. ] I mean, they design these things to run a lot without breaking, right?

[musubi]

Usually.

[Not that he can speak for the safety of this place.]

I mean, it looks like everyone else is riding it just fine. It hasn't been shut down for flying off the track.

[nosenobounds]

[ Usopp squints up at it suspiciously. His knees are definitely, definitely not knocking. Oh wait. ]

Or not yet. I've never been to this kind of place before, so I don't really know.

[musubi]

You think maybe they're waiting specifically for you to get on before they get rid of all the safeties?

[Thoughtful look.]

[nosenobounds]

[ It's such a bad day to be afraid of being afraid. ]

I- I didn't even think about that!

[musubi]

... Because it's ridiculous. You'd better not be taking me seriously, because I was looking forward to riding this thing with you.

[Come on, knobble-knees.]

[nosenobounds]

Who said I changed my mind about riding, huh? [ Sticking his thumb into his chest like a true heroic proof of manliness man guy. ] I'm- I'm definitely getting on this thing! Even if it's dangerous! Even if it's deadly!

[ SO WHAT IF HE SOUNDS LESS AND LESS CALM. HE'S GOT THIS. ]

[musubi]

That's the spirit! Maybe you'll even enjoy it and want to ride again.

[He glances around at the lines.] Though all this waiting sucks. We seriously need a herd of elephants to run all these other losers out of here. Lucetians should have gotten their own weekend.

[nosenobounds]

Yeah, we should have. It would have made it a lot easier to find the people you're looking for, at least. Everyone deserves theme park privileges!

[musubi]

They could have had weeks for each group individually. The fact that they don't speak of poor planning to me.

[nosenobounds]

Who knows? Maybe one day we'll overthrow their planner and do it right for them.

[musubi]

They probably don't get paid enough anyway.

[nosenobounds]

Ahh, if they'd just let us pay them in grateful smiles! [ ... HM. ] They probably still wouldn't make enough.

[musubi]

[Isamu just laughs at that.]

You have to wonder what they pay them with at all.