Event Log - Malnosso World

[lucetimods]

Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

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[scootch]

"Midgardian"?

[She's never heard that term before.]

Makes sense to call it that, though. It feels fun.

[not_a_troll]

Er...or Earth. The names Midgard and Earth refer to the same round planet.

[He makes a circling motion with his hands to emphasize the round shape of Earth.]

It is fun! Most fun, even. There are rides that take you up very high before you plummet into the depths while you raise your hands high and scream.

They are called roller coasters. And there is also a haunted house containing artificial ghosts and fake undead people.

[scootch]

Oh! Yeah, I'm from there. But we don't have stuff like this anymore.

[She can do without the creepy undead people, too- whether they're fake or not.]

[not_a_troll]

Where did it go?

[Wow, a world without amusement parks and amusing devices to bring amusement?]

Not even balloons?

[Wait...]

Did an evil scientist destroyed your Midgard with an evil laser device?

[scootch]

No, nothing like that. It was... "zombies", I think is the word people keep using. And the parks didn't go anywhere, they just aren't running anymore.

[not_a_troll]

Did you try running from these zombies! For once, in the land of Luceti there is a guy specialized in running away from zombies. You should take running away from zombies-classes from him.

[He forgot the guy’s name.]

He told me he is a runner. A runner who runs from zombies. Apparently it is his hobby. Escaping the undead. [A pause.] A post-apocalyptic world full of undead people.

Do your zombies crave brains as well?

[scootch]

Um... well obviously we run away from them. And brains? Not really. They'll eat whatever part of a person they can grab, but I think they like necks best.

I have met the runner guy, though. Simon, right? He's alright.

[not_a_troll]

They eat people entirely? I thought they just wanted to create more undead. Are they difficult to kill as well? In my world we have er...I cannot name them...but they are undead as well, bound by a curse. They devour gods.

Very, very scary.

[Loki taps his chin.]

[scootch]

They can be tough to kill, yeah. But they're still... sort of people. The runners are, alway. Just shoot them a few times and they go down.

[Undead that eat gods? How does that even work?]

...How do you know gods even exist, though?

[not_a_troll]

No, no, no, the runners are people like Simon. They run. Or are there runners who run from runners in your realm? That is most confusing.

[He taps his chin.]

Do you have different sorts of undead at your world? I mean, a zombie is a zombie, they all crave brains and have trouble walking in a normal way...

[Loki murmurs before answering her last question.]

I am a god. I am pretty certain I exist.

[scootch]

[He gets a skeptical look for that one. Bullshit, dude.]

Right, and I'm a princess.

[not_a_troll]

[No bullshit, girl. Loki never talks bullshit.]

You lack a crown and I am a god. And you are avoiding my questions.

You know, once, we had to battle oodles of undead. And I got bitten and then my bff of bff’s had to behead me otherwise I would have bitten my other older self.

I craved his brains.

[He makes wiggly movements with his fingers.]

[scootch]

Maybe I don't want to talk about zombies.

[So first he's a god, and now he's a god that turned into a "zombie" and died? What kind of god can die? Sheesh. But fine, she'll talk about zombies. For a bit.]

You were infected? Claire told me they were here, once. Or... not here-here. Some other place.

[She doesn't sound particularly scared, though.]

[not_a_troll]

Am I correct to presume your zombies were very scary ones?

[Girl you don’t know how complicated the life of Loki Laufeyson can be sometimes.]

Aye, I got bitten in the shoulder. Billy of New York tried to heal me but it had no use. A zombie’s bite is un-heal-able.

We did not have zombies in the land of Luceti itself, it was in some other realm. It started out as a strange malady.

[scootch]

All "zombies" are scary, I think. Or at least intimidating. And yeah, most people die or turn when they get bit. That's what makes them so scary.

[Most people. Ha. "Literally everyone in the world except one person" is probably too telling.]

And yeah, that's what she said, too. Some other enclosure. But it was cured?

[not_a_troll]

But mostly zombies move rather slow because they fail to have any control over their muscles. They are but brainless goons, you see? The only proper word they are able to speak is the word ‘brains’. Well, I am not quite afraid of them.

[He scratches his head.]

I believe it was, yes. A bit too late for me, though.

And who are you talking about?

[scootch]

[She's never experienced this slow-moving zombie people keep talking about. God, does she ever wish that was how they were back home.]

Claire? She's someone I met in Luceti. I guess we're neighbours, now... her world's got those monsters in it, too.