Event Log - Malnosso World

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Who: Everybody!
What: A field trip for the entirety of Luceti!
When: October 27th, until the end of November 2nd
Where: The Happiest Place on the Moon, Malnosso World!
Summary: So you remember all those times Luceti was transformed into Luceti Land? Welcome to Malnosso World, Luceti Land's bigger, cooler brother. Be sure to keep all hands inside the rides at all times, and refer to your map if you get lost. Trust me, you'll get lost.
Rating: F for Fun!

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[believeit]

[There's a little yelp as he lets go, but then the hand reaches out to grab part of the spoon's handle instead.]

...No you didn't.

[misterbrief]

Is that so? [He goes to smack Naruto's hand out of the way, so he can grab the spoon.]

[believeit]

Yeah. It is.

[His hand is smacked away so he just moves to put both of them onto it now, gripping tightly. His hands are almost in the damn noodles now but there is a point to be made. Somewhere.]

[misterbrief]

[His mouth turns up, and grabs a hold of Naruto's left hand with his own, and starts to pry the fingers of the boy's right hand off.

Oh no, this is his ramen, boy.]

[believeit]

Ow-! [Oh wow that kinda hurts his fingers aren't meant to bend like that.]

Get off me!! [He's losing grip though, no fair.]

[misterbrief]

Let go and perhaps I'll consider it. [CONTINUING TO PRY DEM FINGERS OFF, YEP.]

[believeit]

[And just like that, he actually does let go. He isn't giving up though. No, instead he grabs the bowl he was going to use for the ramen and just dunks it in to the large pot, scooping up the noodles into it.]

[misterbrief]

Ah-! [How dare he!]

[He puts his hand right in Naruto's bowl and takes a bunch of noodles out, and shoves them right in his mouth.]

[believeit]

[That was it, the line had been crossed. With a look of mixed shock and indignation on his face, Naruto drops the bowl.

And lets his fist curl up as it flies towards Vegeta's stupid face.]

[misterbrief]

[Wow Naruto didn't your mother teach you any manners oh wait

He moves his head just so to dodge the punch, munching angrily, but yet satisfied at the same time. Sad day though, the ramen was pretty good and he sort of wants more. What's up with the employees not filling it by now anyway?]

Ruffle your feathers a bit, did I?

[believeit]

[Wow rudeeeee.

Stupid guy dodging his punch just pisses him off even more. Goodbye inside voice.]

Maybe you should quit being a jerk, else I'm gonna punch ya! [And not miss oops.]

[misterbrief]

[He cleans his fingers off, licking them until he's satisfied that he's gotten all the goo off of them. Yum. That was good. Really good, in fact. He wants more, and he certainly doesn't want to wait. So, he abandons all the food he had, figuring he'll just get more later.]

You want me to stop being a jerk, eh? Well, perhaps I will. [And he will then go to try to reach around to grab Naruto quickly by the back of his shirt.

You see, having monophobia, he can't go anywhere alone. So he wants Naruto to go with him, because he's got a plan.]

[believeit]

What-- [Why is this old guy touching him? WHY?!]

LET GO Y'KNOW?!

[misterbrief]

Give it a rest! You're coming with me.

[No, it doesn't appear he's dragging Naruto outside...they're headed in the direction of the kitchens.]

[believeit]

[He doesn't know where they are going nor care- right now he's just fixated on the fact that he's being dragged at all. Hands are on Vegeta's arms as he tries to break out his hold, digging his heals into the floor like a little child to try and stop.]

I DON'T WANNA GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU!

[misterbrief]

Quit acting like a baby! [He drags him all the way to the double doors leading into the kitchen. Man, all the awesome smells coming out of them- the doors that he's dragging Naruto right through, without stopping.

And into the back they go-! With employees staring at them...]

[believeit]

THEN STOP BEING- JUST LET GO!

[He still hasn't caught on to what they are doing and as they tumble into the kitchen that's about the time that Naruto just-- bites the guy in the arm to make him let go.]

[misterbrief]

[He yelps, letting go- though as quickly as he's let go, his other hand is coming around in a fist, aimed to hit on the top of Naruto's head.]

Cut it out you savage! [And if he can swing it, if he's got enough time, he'll go to grab Naruto again, by the back of the shirt, except he's going to kick the boy's legs out this time and drag him across the linoleum.

Though that's not stopping one of the cooks from confronting them though, yelling angrily at them both.]

[believeit]

[He yelps as he gets whacked on the head, Covering it up with his arms after so it doesn't get hit again.]

Then quit doing that! I don't-

[Oh wow it smells gorgeous in here with all that food cooking. Enough to make his mouth water again. Then his attention gets turned to the yelling cook.

He'll let you handle this bro, you brought them here.]

[misterbrief]

[Don't worry Naruto, Vegeta specializes in screaming back at people.]

Hey! You idiots were the ones that managed to mess up your own buffet! We're just here to get what we want! [EXCUSE YOU CHEF, JUST GUNNA DRAG THE KID WITH HIM AND STRONG ARM YOU, BECAUSE F- THE POLICE]

[And besides, Vegeta's got a Saiyan nose. He knows where the prize is. Which is where they're headed right now!

Which they've arrived at. Ten or more already prepared tubs of ramen-!]

[believeit]

[Oh. Ohhhh. Now he gets it! Why didn't you just say something?]

Yeah. You know there ain't any ramen out there, right?

[They arrive at it and oh wow. Look at that glorious food.]

....We're gonna take this out for you. [Promise.]

[misterbrief]

[S'not how he works, you'll learn one day!

He lets go of Naruto, finally, and grabs a tub just for himself. Looking back, he glares at one of the cooks.]

That's right. We'll take this, this, and this while we're at it. [And he takes a second one in his other arm.]

Boy, you're grabbing a few too, aren't you? That will certainly teach them not to do their jobs properly, I think.

[Have another glare, cooks.]

[believeit]

Yeah!

[There goes one tub, and then a second under his other arm.]

People want their ramen y'know.

[misterbrief]

[He starts to march out, eyes dangerous as if he's daring anyone to come and try to take all this delicious ramen out of his hands.]

That's right. Now boy, let's go. I don't want my food getting cold, and you certainly don't want to see me angry. And if there's one thing that will anger me, it's that.

[believeit]

[Naruto just follows- thankfully most of the attention is on Vegeta and not him.]

Uh- yeah. I'm comin'! [Whoops let him just job a few steps to catch up. There we go.]

[They get to the doors again, and he can't help but snicker.]

Now we got loads of ramen.